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Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

Sarsapariller posted:

At this time there is still no hard link between the the videos and Rising Star. I'm all done searching, I feel gross.

PAGING WEBDOG PAGING WEBDOG.

You have done good work commando, take a well earned rest and let others take on your burden. Also I think Webdog is immune to this poo poo by now.

EDIT: CATTickle-taxxe

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:30

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:01

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

Sarsapariller posted:

Okay, got to go to bed. Summary of the story so far for those coming in tomorrow:

1) "Mae Demming" advertised as producing tickle fetish clips here: http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?42844-phone-call-with-Mae-Demming
2) Person in advertised video looks an awful lot like Sandi Gardiner, wife of Chris Roberts.
3) Link in the advertiser's post goes to Clips4Sale.com, video advertises realtickling.com: <not going to link the search but just go to Clips4Sale.com and search Mae Demming>
4) Clips4Sale.com address and realtickling.com address are both in Carcroft , South Yorkshire, about 1 hour from CIG's Manchester headquarters.

...

5) Ortwin Freyermuth is registered as the representative (or something) of Rising Star Pictures and Rising Star Productions: https://www.corporationwiki.com/California/West-Hollywood/ortwin-freyermuth/42012817.aspx
6) Previously, a Rising Star Pictures also had Chris Roberts listed: https://www.corporationwiki.com/California/Beverly-Hills/rising-star-pictures-cfp-llc/46728130.aspx
7) Rising Star Productions shares an address with Ascendant Pictures, Chris' former movie studio: http://www.productionco.org/rising-star-productions-ten-inc https://local.yahoo.com/info-121350451-ascendant-pictures-west-hollywood
8) Rising Star Pictures is verifiably a porn company and asks about tickle fetish stuff specifically on its' recruitment page: https://risingstarpictures.wufoo.com/forms/qffivxl0pxox5r/

At this time there is still no hard link between the the videos and Rising Star. I'm all done searching, I feel gross.

You've done a man's job, sir.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:31

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

Amethyst posted:

is all of this poo poo for real

yeah

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:33

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Sarsapariller posted:

Unfortunately I'm hitting a dead end with my sleuthing. We now know that Orwtin and Chris both worked on Rising Star, that Rising Star produced tickle fetish videos, and that it literally shared an office with Ascendant Pictures. To put the final nail in the coffin I really wanted to link realtickling.com, the domain name that appears on that video, to Rising Star.

The good news- the domain's been registered to one place since 1999 so it is not likely that it had a different owner way back when. The bad news- it, and the other company domain names associated to it, clips4sale.com and suncoastproductions.biz, are all registered through a company that specializes in obscuring WHOIS data. So that's a bit of a dead end.

Of some interest though: clips4sale and suncoast appear to run out of the UK. This is definitely them: https://companycheck.co.uk/company/06147576/SUNCOAST-PRODUCTIONS-LTD/companies-house-data
Clips4sale listed address: Dept 2 unit 9d1 Carcroft Enterprise Pk
Suncoast listed address: Dept 128 43 Owston Road Carcroft , South Yorkshire, DN6 8DA

These two addresses are only about an hour's drive from CIG's Manchester headquarters. Probably entirely coincidental and I can't find any linking people though.

Suncoast (one on the right)

Clips4Sale

They're about 10 mins from one another.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:37

particle9: Nov 14, 2004; In the guide to getting dumped, this guy helped me realize that with time it does get better. And yeah, he did get his custom title.

This was a great before bed check of the craziest thread on the forums. Shine on you beautiful weirdos.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:38

Spermanent Record: Mar 28, 2007; I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar

This thread is the best. You guys are the best.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:39

Time_pants: Jun 25, 2012; Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Marching Powder posted:

we don't know that the tickler is 100% chris roberts but if i needed someone to wave their hands around and elicit uncontrollable laughter i'd hire chris roberts

My jaw loving dropped. The Kickstarter, the years of development, the conventions, the constant gently caress-ups... it was all for this, the most perfect post ever made.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:41

HycoCam: Jul 14, 2016; You should have backed Transverse!

XK posted:

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?42844-phone-call-with-Mae-Demming

Now you have me reading the Tickler in Black's post history and visitor comments... From LoLing, to being just a bit freaked out, back to LoLing. Must sleep.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:44

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Is this a good time to remind everyone that this happened?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZPTc6wBd4

Go full burn commando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-98vZ8czY4&t=54s

http://kotaku.com/5921249/when-a-porn-star-appeared-in-a-video-game-about-giant-space-cats

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Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Aug 2, 2016

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:46

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

Sarsapariller posted:

Rising Star Productions:
http://www.productionco.org/rising-star-productions-ten-inc

Address: 9229 SUNSET BLVD #625, WEST HOLLYWOOD CA 90069

Ascendant Pictures:https://local.yahoo.com/info-121350451-ascendant-pictures-west-hollywood
Address: 9229 W Sunset Blvd, Ste 625, West Hollywood, CA 90069

Kilmers Elbow posted:

hahahhahahaha

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:50

Thronde: Aug 4, 2012; Fun Shoe

Today on Oh The Things We Learn:

Chris Roberts is a has-been game dev chased out of the industry for 20 years as his previous Gane was massively over budget and undercooked. A has-been director sued out of Hollywood by Kevin Costner. A used car salesman, and finally a porn producer.

What else can we learn on our magical, mystical tour of the universe of Chris Roberts and his campaign to scam whales of their disability checks? Find out tomorrow!

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:55

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Holy poo poo.

Opening this thread is like Christmas sometimes.

Chalks fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Aug 14, 2016

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:55

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?43104-Mae-Demming-s-description-of-Tickling&highlight=mae+demming

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?44299-Ticklee-Mae-Demming-in-KFC-Commercial&highlight=mae+demming

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?42844-phone-call-with-Mae-Demming&highlight=mae+demming

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?50327-Mae-Demming-of-TC-Video&highlight=mae+demming

Kilmers Elbow fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Aug 2, 2016

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:55

Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

This is the strangest loving timeline, but..

Kilmers Elbow posted:

I'm glad of it.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 08:56

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Let's stop this before it gets out of hand and Sandi begins using her powers as a Shinigami to kill us.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:02

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Decrepus posted:

Let's stop this before it gets out of hand and Sandi begins using her powers as a Shinigami to kill us.

That's okay. I am hollow. Like death.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:02

Erenthal: Jan 1, 2008; A relaxing walk in the woods; Grimey Drawer

Would tickling B'tak constitute griefing?

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:05

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Erenthal posted:

Would tickling B'tak constitute griefing?

If you tickled me you would feel grief.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:08

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

Decrepus posted:

Let's stop this before it gets out of hand

that window has definitely closed

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:08

AlmightyPants: Mar 14, 2001; King of Scheduling; Pillbug

I was sent a link to the tickling gif earlier today and I didn't have time to play catch up, but now I am glad that I did. Holy poo poo, somehow there's always something new and it's always really, really funny. And this one isn't just going to go away with time either.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:12

Tank Boy Ken: Aug 24, 2012; J4G for life; Fallen Rib

AlmightyPants posted:

I was sent a link to the tickling gif earlier today and I didn't have time to play catch up, but now I am glad that I did. Holy poo poo, somehow there's always something new and it's always really, really funny. And this one isn't just going to go away with time either.

You assume that their won't be a lot more and way worse.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:13

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Watching sleepless in seattle with this thread getting refreshed constantly has given me whiplash. At least there was only some pretty heavy duty stalking in Sleepless in Seattle right?

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:15

Io_: Oct 15, 2012; woo woo; Pillbug

There's always more and it's always worse.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:15

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Io_ posted:

There's always more and it's always worse.

There's always more and it's always funnier should be a new thread catchphrase.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:24

HotsauceShoTYME: Feb 5, 2016

Tickle Porn. loving Tickle Porn. How the gently caress did anyone even find this?

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:26

Conspiratiorist: Nov 12, 2015; 17th Separate Kryvyi Rih Tank Brigade named after Konstantin Pestushko
Look to my coming on the first light of the ~~fifth~~ ~~sixth~~ some day

HotsauceShoTYME posted:

Tickle Porn. loving Tickle Porn. How the gently caress did anyone even find this?

Don't underestimate goons.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:28

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

HotsauceShoTYME posted:

Tickle Porn. loving Tickle Porn. How the gently caress did anyone even find this?

Please don't kink shame

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:28

Sum Mors: Feb 21, 2008

Somebody needs to combine the vince.gif and the crobbertsplayshisowngame.gif.

Warlords will be done.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:31

Thronde: Aug 4, 2012; Fun Shoe

Is it kink shaming Chris to post this?

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:34

craptown: Oct 7, 2001

Am I dreaming right now? I am dreaming.

CIG, keep doing what you do. For the love of god, please keep doing what you do.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:39

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

I love this thread. But I feel truly sorry for anyone who has to be in the same building as Sandi today.
Especially when Chris tries to explain to her why these videos are still for sale on the internet.

tuo fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Aug 2, 2016

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:39

Erenthal: Jan 1, 2008; A relaxing walk in the woods; Grimey Drawer

tuo posted:

I love this thread. But I feel truly sorry for anyone who has to be in the same building as Sandi today.
Especially when Chris tries to explain to here why these videos are still for sale on the internet.

It all makes sense if you realize that tickle money is keeping SC afloat.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:40

Chiwie: Oct 21, 2010; DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES!!!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4vri01/scandal_sandi_involved_in_fetish_movies_cr_and/

This thread isn't going to last long.

Edit:

Chiwie fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Aug 2, 2016

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:42

Erenthal: Jan 1, 2008; A relaxing walk in the woods; Grimey Drawer

Why do you all think the funding tracker is faked, when it's quite obviously feathers and teasing fingers all the way down. "Outside investors", right. More like "ticklish investors".

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:44

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Our Lord and Leader DEREK SMART brought this up a while ago, has anyone actually ever seen it?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0437363/

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:45

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

tuo posted:

I love this thread. But I feel truly sorry for anyone who has to be in the same building as Sandi today.

Knowing Sandi she is going to take all of this the worst way possible. Chris might even write another letter, maybe to lowtax this time? So they're both going to gently caress it up.

Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Aug 2, 2016

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:48

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Moma can you check out that purchase agreement at the top and that NO REFUNDS policy?

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:52

Streetroller: Jun 11, 2016

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Oh. My... God....

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

you can t make this poo poo up , ahahgagagagaga

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:53

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 2, 2016 09:56

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:01

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEutYNca1A&t=3180s

Reminder.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 10:00

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