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Once upon a time, i had a dime, spent it on a mime, i'm not here to rhyme, so this time i will begin, my story, a story from within... There was a planet called Gong, it appeared whenever i hit the bong, it can do you no wrong People on Gong had heads shaped like moons, this place took place over moons ago, many rooms ago, when i still had an afro, whoa My name is Bo, i'm hooked on blow, so know, down the river i will row, merily merily life is but a dream I'm invisible, can you see me? two hands there son naked and wielding a gun constantly on the run from wicked scum and i'm all out of rum So anyway, i was just a bum, wandering the streets of neo tokyo watching over it like a crow and it began to snow coke fizz and the joke is after this toke is my brain fried like a yolk is and what i spoke my old bloke and if the river broke many years too soon i'm reaching for the moon but it's around noon i ain't no coon freeing negroes from cages as the white master rages and now for the joke what do you call armageddon if i ain't gettin it, magging and i'm done with it reach out for the sun with it your mama's so fat she got on the cinnabon fast as if it won't last and she ain't muslim so she ain't gonna fast many survived the blast heaven at last the universe is vast the spell is cast one two three call your mama because i'm on a killing spree i'm too hot i move like a robot my mind is for not and guess what i just bought i bought you a cake the cake is a pie my toilet paper two plie my bread, rye i touch the sky my kiss nye on kids i spy coz uptown funk gone give it to ya may this thread multiply and be fruitful and may it live long and prosper bill bill bill bill nye the science guy!
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i like stories and jokes I often tell my cats stories and sing them songs. yesterday I had a stomach ache so I was sitting in a hot bath chewing on ice cubes and I started singing "Movin to the bath tub gonna eat a lot of ice cubes" and I couldn't stop for a good ten minutes because it was helping my stomach ache
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Aug 4, 2016 04:41
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Celluloid Sam posted:i like stories and jokes I often tell my cats stories and sing them songs. yesterday I had a stomach ache so I was sitting in a hot bath chewing on ice cubes and I started singing "Movin to the bath tub gonna eat a lot of ice cubes" and I couldn't stop for a good ten minutes because it was helping my stomach ache well 'atta boy domo arigato mr. roboto for running with this thread i don't do it for bread i'm a poet blood red may this love cancer spread.
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Aug 4, 2016 04:43
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here's a joke I came up with after I saw it on key & peele woman says to her doctor 'kiss me' the doctor says 'uh, no?' woman says 'KISS ME' doctors like 'i cant' woman insists 'I want you to kiss me!' doctor finally says 'look lady I cant kiss you, it's unethical. frankly i shouldn't even be having sex with you right now.'
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Aug 4, 2016 04:47
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Supreme Allah posted:here's a joke I came up with after I saw it on key & peele very funny reminds me of another story this lady is at the doctor's she tells him, my tomato is hurting so he says my cucumber is hurting let's make a salad!
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Aug 4, 2016 04:52
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anyway gotta dip my bro wants to use the computer and he's about to flip leave a tip
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Aug 4, 2016 04:53
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have a good night my friend I hope your manic episode goes well for you and I love you
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Aug 4, 2016 05:08
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Camping is intense.
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Aug 4, 2016 05:18
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Jebediah posted:Camping is intense. like clown sex
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Aug 4, 2016 05:19
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suck my hearty penis. the end
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Aug 4, 2016 05:52
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Celluloid Sam posted:have a good night my friend I hope your manic episode goes well for you and I love you lol manic episode, reminds me of the good ol days back when i'd go off my meds for a month and then end up hospitalized for 4 i love you too 
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Aug 4, 2016 05:59
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Jebediah posted:Camping is intense. i enjoy the webcomic campweedonwantcha on penny-arcade.com
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Aug 4, 2016 06:00
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:lol manic episode, reminds me of the good ol days back when i'd go off my meds for a month and then end up hospitalized for 4 im heading to bed have a good night my friend
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Aug 4, 2016 06:00
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Scapulor posted:like clown sex johnny depp's son's band is called clown boner i as well as johnny depp think that's an amazing band name
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Aug 4, 2016 06:01
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Celluloid Sam posted:im heading to bed have a good night my friend night man
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Aug 4, 2016 06:01
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Gaunab posted:suck my hearty penis. the end pick one of these three girls, they are all me, Layla Jane Renee Crabtree Ann Dingleberry Rukia Kuchiki
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Aug 4, 2016 06:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4OhIU-PmB8
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Aug 4, 2016 06:09
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there used to be an insane killer in gbs and every halloween he will appear and moan who smashed my pumpkins who smashed my pumpkins and he is right behind you!
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Aug 4, 2016 07:11
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Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a gently caress if I cut my arm bleeding
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Aug 4, 2016 07:16
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I got this cool story its about the time that like one time I was all like at thsi place and doing this thing and then this badass thing happened and it was like WHOA! you wouldnt even believe it 
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Aug 4, 2016 07:19
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one time i had a banana i hit nirvana
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Aug 5, 2016 03:17
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Cut my life into pieces anyone remember the stick animation craze about 13 years ago? xiao xiao and all that i used to love watching flash animations at newgrounds.com edit: anyone go to /f/ at 4chan? anyone watch all those crazy japanese flash animations
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Aug 5, 2016 03:19
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i was a huge fan of stickdeath dot com etc and I also loved hanging out on new grounds i posted a few awful animations and remember when they got blammed what a time it was
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Aug 5, 2016 03:29
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im gaye posted:there used to be an insane killer in gbs and every halloween he will appear and moan one time i jacked a jack o' lantern they called me jack the jack o' lantern i was wacko jacko i whacked the jack o' lantern i watched it expload just as i blew a load down the road a jack o' lantern i owed and down the street i rowed the lawn, mowed my speech, a code you can't curby a toad or a frog that is dog floating on a log my breakfast, kellog my drank, eggnog and i am going for a jog for exercise and i'm on the rise these are not lies i can hear all your cries extra crispy on those fries i can hear your sighs come on you guys.
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Aug 5, 2016 03:33
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Celluloid Sam posted:i was a huge fan of stickdeath dot com etc and I also loved hanging out on new grounds i posted a few awful animations and remember when they got blammed what a time it was noice, googoogjoob
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Aug 5, 2016 03:35
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What do you call a Canadian carrying a pig with one arm and a goat with the other? Bisexual! Just kidding Canada you're our greatest ally and I liked Toronto, thank you for inventing hockey also.
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Aug 5, 2016 03:40
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Healthy Nut Snack posted:What do you call a Canadian carrying a pig with one arm and a goat with the other? that joke sucks i apologize i'm apologizing because i'm canadian
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Aug 5, 2016 04:15
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bump vote for trump
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Aug 5, 2016 04:48
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:bump ohhh you lost me
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Aug 5, 2016 04:48
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Celluloid Sam posted:ohhh you lost me i equally want trump and hillary to win sorry man
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Aug 5, 2016 04:49
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wanna chat it up sam? fukn bord
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Aug 5, 2016 04:50
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im high as poo poo and playing rebel galaxy and being a smuggler and the militia were like hey you have contraband and I was like yo peace and went warp speed and flew to a criminal space station and sold some biohazardous materials
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Aug 5, 2016 04:52
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Celluloid Sam posted:im high as poo poo and playing rebel galaxy and being a smuggler and the militia were like hey you have contraband and I was like yo peace and went warp speed and flew to a criminal space station and sold some biohazardous materials nice i haven't smoked dope in over a year and i was with my pals today and they were smoking it up like they always do and i got high off of second hand smoking dope is the best for playing games, specifically mmorpgs like wow and ffxiv i just got this brand new computer so i'ma go back to playing ffxiv i quit weed coz of my mom and because i trip out every time, like big time my bro smokes it every day and deals to many peoples my favorite drug is mdma though, i've been off that for a year too i loving love drinking it speeds me up instead of slows me down for some reason, i haven't drank in two years and i crave it a lot not as much as i crave mdma though, that works like a dream for me, i take .7 all at once gets me high for 7hrs and i ride that high by listening to music and posting on genmay.net which you remind me of this trippy guy called MadDog for some raisin edit: haven't drank in 3 years actually Dr. Heart Collapse fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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Aug 5, 2016 05:00
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what do you call two men loving? happy to have found love
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Aug 5, 2016 06:43
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And once upon a time, in a city so divine Called West Side Compton, there stood a little nigga He was 5 foot something, God bless the kid Took his homie to the show and this is what they said
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Aug 5, 2016 06:45
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this rap career is taking off like a wrecking ball so yall best take notice
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Aug 5, 2016 06:47
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the other day my wife told me, "you shouldn't eat so much garbage." to which I angrily replied, "so stop making so much!" it was at this point I pointed to our son ::SPOILER ALERT:: we didn't eat the little bastard BirryJoru fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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Aug 5, 2016 06:52
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=716_1468802928
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Aug 5, 2016 07:40
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what's red and bubbling and taps on the glass? [Spoiler] my mother loving dick bitch[/url]
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I molested my daughter again today still not quite sure why she ain't straight she's old enough to know better
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