Smackdowm thread for 8/16, clearly the superior show.

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lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

can't wait for naomi to betray her new best friend becky

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:18

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# ? May 15, 2024 02:40

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

What I love about the Dis-Arm-Her is that I have no idea how you would break out of it. Maybe try to kidney punch the person? What kind of force are you going to be able to put behind a punch from that position?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:19

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Thank god for Stephanie McMahons divas revolution

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:19

Golashes: Aug 8, 2006; team starslay3r!!!!!!

i actually think they did a pretty solid job splitting up the women on the roster

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:21

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Golashes posted:

i actually think they did a pretty solid job splitting up the women on the roster

It's a little weird that the show with the Women's title and the larger roster feels thinner. Maybe it's a comparative length of segments thing.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:22

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

just give him your lunch money kalisto

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:24

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

lol

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:24

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Baron and Kallisto paying homage to Cole and Heindreich

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:24

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Goofier face: Kalisto right now or Corbin's stomach?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:24

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Leave him alone! He just wants to do good Lucha... Lucha things... goddammit wooo!

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:24

Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

I wonder where Emma winds up when she's healthy again.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:23

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

Corbin just loves picking on Kalisto.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:23

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

So scary Corbin.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:24

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Please stop bullying Kalisto.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:24

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Codependent Poster posted:

Leave him alone! He just wants to do good Lucha... Lucha things... goddammit wooo!

He brought this on himself - he was glad that Baron Corn was on SmackDown with him!

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:25

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

My takeaway from that is that Baron Corbin tried to rape that little dude.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:25

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

wow that really did wonders for Kalisto

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:26

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Power Windows posted:

Goofier face: Kalisto right now or Corbin's stomach?

The answer is always Corbin.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:25

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

The biff tannen gimmick that jack swagger was born to play

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:26

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

You know what, I'm glad we're getting some brand exclusive Network specials for a bit, because this cross-show match has mostly meant watching the same trailers over and over again two nights a week.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:27

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

https://twitter.com/shanemcmahon/status/765720877304602624

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:28

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Nilbop posted:

My takeaway from that is that Baron Corbin tried to rape that little dude.

"You sure got a purdy mouth, pendejo..."

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:28

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

I'm pretty sure this is like the fourth time they've shown this orton/lesnar package

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:30

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Erebus posted:

https://twitter.com/shanemcmahon/status/765720877304602624

Brahma Bull Belt 2.0 confirmed.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:29

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Still no Sami Zayn on this card. I'm halfway convinced he's quietly rehabbing an injury.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:31

Electric Lady: Mar 21, 2010; To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things

I love AJ.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:32

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

VJeff posted:

Still no Sami Zayn on this card. I'm halfway convinced he's quietly rehabbing an injury.

He's probably being punished for upstaging the main event at Battleground or some dumb poo poo.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:32

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

aj styles on commentary red alert time

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:32

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Huh, so we're trying to get people to stop smoking in ways besides constantly terrifying and shaming them, now?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:34

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

VJeff posted:

Huh, so we're trying to get people to stop smoking in ways besides constantly terrifying and shaming them, now?

No, they still run those. It's a multi-faceted approach of making GBS threads on you for daring to have an addiction.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:35

Electric Lady: Mar 21, 2010; To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things

Unpopular opinion: ADR's theme is real good.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:37

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

welcome, Friend John

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:37

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Electric Lady posted:

Unpopular opinion: ADR's theme is real good.

I will stand with you on this unpopular opinion. loving love those trumpets.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:38

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I miss anything good so far?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:38

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Electric Lady posted:

Unpopular opinion: ADR's theme is real good.

Agreed.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:37

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

I miss anything good so far?

Eva had car trouble

And Heath Slater beat Randy Orton

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:39

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

VJeff posted:

Still no Sami Zayn on this card. I'm halfway convinced he's quietly rehabbing an injury.

Isn't he billed as 205 now, they could be waiting for that cruiserweight division to start up so he can be a centerpiece in there

SomeMathGuy posted:

He's probably being punished for upstaging the main event at Battleground or some dumb poo poo.

If that were true KO would also be punished and he seems to be doing fine

VJeff posted:

Huh, so we're trying to get people to stop smoking in ways besides constantly terrifying and shaming them, now?

We're also making some of the most obnoxious ads on TV that make you want to say "gently caress YOU I'm GOING TO SMOKE 100 PACKS A DAY NOW!!!"

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:38

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Electric Lady posted:

Unpopular opinion: ADR's theme is real good.

Is this opinion unpopular because it's been classified as an opinion when it is actually an objective fact?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:40

4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

patriotic american thuganomic marine john cena

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:39

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# ? May 15, 2024 02:40

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

AJ pls

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:40

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