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evelyn87
Mar 20, 2009

We all can be only who we are, nothing more, no less.

Jose posted:

while walking this dog i saw some girl walking hers and when it went to poo poo it just kept walking while squatting leaving a long trail of poo poo

You know what they say, dogs take cues from their masters. Girls literally ready to poo poo on you while she moves on to better.

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Quick someone post a pit bull so that goons can melt like huge pussies.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
It's cute when dogs roll on their back when they sleep ! Their bellies get too hot sometimes

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Blacktoll posted:

Quick someone post a pit bull so that goons can melt like huge pussies.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Dogs were with us from the beginning !

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

http://i.imgur.com/XNP5EE3.mp4

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

That pit bull looks harmless.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

not sure if this or the 2 dogs loving then one being sick is funnier

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Dogs can even have magical powers and will help you with the trials of this existence !

naem
May 29, 2011

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001


good dog, kinda bitey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pl3UDjRLWI

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

thathonkey posted:


don't get a small dog if you are interested in security. in fact dont get a small dog period they are pretty gay. big dogs are where it's at ok thanks for reading hope you enjoyed my three essential truths of dogs

what does a small dog somehow lose super-hearing wow you sound like some scrub chump who isn't secure in a lil' cuddly dog



This guy has 5 chipmunk kills under his belt

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

small dogs are bad compared to large dogs

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

small dogs are bad compared to large dogs

i always wonder when i see a man walking a tiny dog whether its his or not

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

small dogs are bad compared to large dogs

yeah i sure do love paying 3x as much for food and grooming tools and cleaning up cat-sized clumps of hair around the house on a regular basis

and those giant dooks? just a bonus

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

NiceGuy posted:

yeah i sure do love paying 3x as much for food and grooming tools and cleaning up cat-sized clumps of hair around the house on a regular basis

and those giant dooks? just a bonus

username is niceguy and likes little dogs. makes you think

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

small dogs are bad compared to large dogs

Both are great, all dogs are the best dogs. I don't understand the idea that a dog is better than another dog. Someone says small dogs are bad, why? They don't have an answer outside of 'IT IS THE SAME THING AS A MANBUN' or whatever the hot take is these days. All dogs are good dogs, dogs for all.

Jose posted:

i always wonder when i see a man walking a tiny dog whether its his or not

It's mine

NiceGuy posted:

yeah i sure do love paying 3x as much for food and grooming tools and cleaning up cat-sized clumps of hair around the house on a regular basis

Also this. My dog is 10 pounds, ten whole pounds. The cost/joy ratio is skewed so far into the joy category that he is down right thrifty. But like I said, all dogs are best dogs. Giant ones, tiny ones, dumb idiot labs, still good dogs.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

all dogs are great but the idea that all dogs are identical in quality is bizarre

dog hierarchy is real and important

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

all dogs are great but the idea that all dogs are identical in quality is bizarre

dog hierarchy is real and important

Im afraid you have to take your dickknot and leave the pack

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

you are wrong in your dogpinions

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
this is my aunt and uncles dog. she's called daisy

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

you are wrong in your dogpinions



a cute dog

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Decebal posted:

Dogs are brave enough to get this close to a polar bear and chase it off. A cat would just wait for it to finish eating you so it can join the feast.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0wSXxa3TlY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_QUXAl9d4I

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

cats are cool too but let's just be clear right now:

lmao @ u if you go with a cat over a dog

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Even my vet calls my dog "a proper dog" as its not a little handbag shitface thing.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Dog classists are an abomination and the worst kind of unbelievers.

Embrace all dogs or burn in cat hell !

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Dogs are scared of their own farts lmbo

















i can relate

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Decebal posted:

Dog classists are an abomination and the worst kind of unbelievers.

Embrace all dogs or burn in cat hell !



Top Row:

Good dog, good dog, good dog, good dog,

Bottom Row:

Fat Dog, Rat Dog, Rat Dog, Rat Dog, good dog, yappy poo poo dog.

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011
i feel like small dogs are more likely to be weird fuckdd up breeds that we ruined for the sake of making them cute and a different breed

big dogs are less likely to die of a 99% genetic predisposition to Coal Spleen or whatever bad condition

all dogs are good dogs tho. its humans who are a blight on this earth

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

spud posted:

Top Row:

Good dog, good dog, good dog, good dog,

Bottom Row:

Fat Dog, Rat Dog, Rat Dog, Rat Dog, good dog, yappy poo poo dog.

Wow , I though mods were cracking down on bigotry in GBS ! shameful

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I'm on the couch with two sleepy pit bulls RIGHT NOW.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Someone started bringing their Leonberger to the local dog park and I desperately want one RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KVYMxYjitM

praxis
Aug 1, 2003


It's like when God got through making all the animals he had a few spare parts left over and that's how we wound up with the hyena and duck-billed platypus.

And to anyone who comes into this thread with their "yeah but my cat is cool and awesome" bullshit. gently caress YOU. You know why you think your cat is so awesome? Because he acts like a goddamn dog. So you can take your chances with a cat and hope you get the one-in-a-million super chill cat - OR - you can get literally ANY loving DOG ON THE PLANET.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Decebal posted:

Dogs can even have magical powers and will help you with the trials of this existence !



dat some cynocephaly??/ ggod poo poo 8)

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

bald gnome error posted:

i feel like small dogs are more likely to be weird fuckdd up breeds that we ruined for the sake of making them cute and a different breed

big dogs are less likely to die of a 99% genetic predisposition to Coal Spleen or whatever bad condition

all dogs are good dogs tho. its humans who are a blight on this earth

small-medium working breed dogs are the best

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what, like corgi size? or springer spaniel size?

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Decebal posted:

Dog classists are an abomination and the worst kind of unbelievers.

Embrace all dogs or burn in cat hell !



a good picture, it has 2x miniature schnauzers because they're 2x better than other kinds of dog

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