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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Johnny Knockout is so hard right now.

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Braunnnnnnnnn is the best wrestler in wwe.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Chromatic posted:

Go Henchman #3 from The Adventures of Bayou Billy

http://i.imgur.com/D6UKJpq.gifv

So that's what Kevin Owens would look like as a dog.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Did he just yell "no more fun"

Crube
Feb 16, 2006

“Stop seducing me!”
Best Jobber.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Improtu 2 out of 3 falls match!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Cavauro posted:

i'm sorry that they woudln't let you say "i love cum." in your debut RGL

lol

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Can we see him against a roster member now?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

NickRoweFillea posted:

Let's go jobber is too smarky of a chant for me

well with the acoustics in barclays i'm sure 4/5 of that crowd didn't hear his actual name

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
So did Johnny Knockout cum or what? Such terrible commentary.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Good to see WWE integrating LGBT storylines as promised

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


That DICK! posted:

Wwe has incorporated its first LGBT character

I liked when that Steph interview was posted in the weekly thread

You could feel the idea going wrong without even needing to see it in action

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
And now the Dudley Boys commit suicide in ring tonight

DopeGhoti
May 24, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
At least Big Strongman is inflating his winning streak slightly more believably than Goldberg did.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

http://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/wwe-plans-integrate-lgbt-characters-programming-n627411

She wasn't lying

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I want the dudleyz to say we are not the Dudley boyz any more. We are the Dudley Menz. And put Byron through a table.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Moments ago he said, and I quote, NOOOOOOOOO MORAAAAAAAAAAA HDLGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGJRLEA

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Chris James 2 posted:

I liked when that Steph interview was posted in the weekly thread

You could feel the idea going wrong without even needing to see it in action

I've actually rather enjoyed JeriKO. I like that they're heels who are gay, rather than gay heels, if that makes sense.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
I hope Braun chokeslams everyone in the fatal four way next week for the belt

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

The only thing to miss about the dudleys is cass calling them out

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

So we're getting a Bully Ray singles run, right?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

jackofarcades posted:

I hope Braun chokeslams everyone in the fatal four way next week for the belt

I am 100% down for this

Also if he just eats the belt after winning it

Just takes giant bites out of it until there's nothing left

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Dangerous Person posted:

And now the Dudley Boys commit suicide in ring tonight

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Big Queefy posted:

So we're getting a Bully Ray singles run, right?

I hope so.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
His shoulder is up, his shoulder is up. Ref doing everything he can to piss off Braaaaaaaunnn

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Chokes McGee posted:

I am 100% down for this

Also if he just eats the belt after winning it

Just takes giant bites out of it until there's nothing left

And is confused when people try to stop him. As if it's the most natural thing in the world.

interpunct
Aug 2, 2006

Bad girls think that you're being a boob punch

abraham linksys posted:

well with the acoustics in barclays i'm sure 4/5 of that crowd didn't hear his actual name

There was no audio whatsoever of the interview in the arena.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

jackofarcades posted:

I hope Braun chokeslams everyone in the fatal four way next week for the belt
I'm harder than johnny knockout right now

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Does Johnny Knockout get payed twice for getting pinned two times?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

That Which Squeaks posted:

Can we see him against a roster member now?

No.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/tapemachines/status/767911092940967936

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Johnny Knockout

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

That Which Squeaks posted:

Aww, I missed the Jobber promo. :(

Don't worry. The Vine of it will be going viral any second now.


It would have been dope if after the match the camera zoomed in on Johnny Knockout's tights and he had a chub. And then he winked at the camera.

CJTheran
Mar 31, 2010
Hoss supremacy.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

interpunct posted:

There was no audio whatsoever of the interview in the arena.

figured as much when there was zero echo to their speech

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

oatgan posted:

Johnny Knockout

Johnny cockout.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Never put Braun against a non-jobber. In fact if you ever pull the trigger and give him a belt have him beat a jobber for it, even though they're not champion.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Rip

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Predicting Bubba turns on D-Von

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
my computer crashed and i missed johnny knockout

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