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I want to carry a smaller, but girthier, knife, in my rear end and two large knives in my head and heart respectively, in such a way as for me to be dead. A corpse, if you will.
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I want to carry a knife in my pocket, but I'm worried I'll puncture my scrotum.
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Sep 7, 2016 21:20
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Did you hand grind an extra stabby part because that's kind of serial murder-y
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Sep 7, 2016 21:21
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naem posted:Did you hand grind an extra stabby part because that's kind of serial murder-y I only see one sharp bit
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Sep 7, 2016 21:29
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naem posted:Did you hand grind an extra stabby part because that's kind of serial murder-y Hand sharpen it with the graphite stick things one of my friends has (he sharpens tools, knives, scissors and lawn mower blades as a side business). Knife is only like 6 inches long total, so it'd be a poo poo murder weapon, mostly just use it to open boxes, cut weed eater line when I'm doing yard work and cleaning my nails
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Sep 7, 2016 21:29
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:can anyone recommend a pocket knife please Step 1: Find out what the laws are in your area re: knives. Step 2: Get the most barely legal knife you can find. Here's a good one if you regularly stab through 1/8 inch steel plates
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Sep 7, 2016 22:17
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Lol at all these knives. Get a Victorinox Compact. Simple, elegant, incredibly useful without making you look like you're carrying an allegory for.your desire yo take your dick out in public. 
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Sep 7, 2016 23:34
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symbolic posted:someone was never a Boy Scout Today I worked in a warehouse. I carried the Ka-Bar Mini Dozier, and used it once to open a box.  It weights less than an ounce and clips to anything you're wearing. It's also small enough that I often forget it's in my pocket when I do laundry. That's my story, thanks for listening.
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Sep 8, 2016 00:40
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I compensate for my small penis with a Kershaw Camber from amazon  Got some kind of fancy powder steel blade or some other bullshit, I don't know why I have it or carry it everywhere, I just felt like I should carry around a nice knife. It's spring assisted and has the little flipper nub I like.
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Sep 8, 2016 01:15
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support the party, buy sanrenmu
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Sep 8, 2016 01:25
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Victorinox Compact. Yes. Don't carry allegories, carry Altoids: http://indefinitelywild.gizmodo.com/how-to-build-your-own-altoids-tin-survival-kit-1609107708 (Unless you're flying, in the UK where there are no imaginary cowboys or emergencies, always within arm's length of a knife drawer, or so broken that literally every oblong shape becomes a phallic object).
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Sep 8, 2016 01:30
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one of my drunk friends left his knife in my car a while back and but i didnt give it back to him bc i ended up breaking it bc it looked like it was meant to be thrown (it was not meant to be thrown) please yall do not buy fake rear end ninja poo poo it ends up disappointing more folks than you realize
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Sep 8, 2016 01:36
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Bum the Sad posted:I compensate for my small penis with a Kershaw Camber from amazon Holy poo poo I have this same knife except with the tanto point. I mostly use it for cigar splitting though. My small penis compensation knife is one of these bad boys.  Six bucks at the truck stop, and worth every penny. The saw is actually pretty decent. whoflungpoop posted:one of my drunk friends left his knife in my car a while back and but i didnt give it back to him bc i ended up breaking it bc it looked like it was meant to be thrown (it was not meant to be thrown) please yall do not buy fake rear end ninja poo poo it ends up disappointing more folks than you realize Eleven Oh One Eighteen Sixteen is the item number on this one.
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Sep 8, 2016 01:38
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Murphy Brownback posted:The only time I've ever had to use a screwdriver at work, ever, was when I got a new monitor delivered. Yes I could have saved like 30 seconds of asking the secretary "hey, you got a screwdriver?" and getting it, but I consider it worth it to not have to worry about yet another bulky thing to make sure I have in my pockets before I leave the apartment. You don't get out much, huh?
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Sep 8, 2016 01:45
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What kind of OCD hell do people live in where they're never more than six feet from a gully stocked knife and scissor and bottle opener closet or drawer?
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Sep 8, 2016 04:36
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Robotnik Nudes posted:What kind of OCD hell do people live in where they're never more than six feet from a gully stocked knife and scissor and bottle opener closet or drawer? I'm assuming you're joking, but when you're not at home.
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Sep 8, 2016 04:47
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Lol at all these knives. Get a Victorinox Compact. Simple, elegant, incredibly useful without making you look like you're carrying an allegory for.your desire yo take your dick out in public. Victorinox knives are great but I really wish that they'd add a pocket clip. The common 91mm models are just large enough to be uncomfortable to have floating around loose in your pocket, and I'm sure as poo poo not wearing a belt pouch in public. I carried a Victorinox Tinker for a good while but I found that it's a lot more comfortable to carry a Leatherman Micra in my watch pocket along with a separate knife. Right now it's a Spyderco Native. Good and short, but the blade is still broad enough to give you a lot of control when you choke up on it. 
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Sep 8, 2016 08:56
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After reading eight pages of this I've become increasingly convinced that these forums in TYOOL 2016 consitutes mainly of Finns, American rednecks and the cast of Kevin Smith's 1994 movie "Clerks".
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Sep 8, 2016 09:45
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Every self respecting human should never be found in public without a blade of some sort and the ability to create fire. People have been doing it for thousands of years. Don't be a disgrace to your ancestors.
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Sep 8, 2016 10:19
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Sep 8, 2016 10:39
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peepin them drawers 
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Sep 8, 2016 11:36
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my knife is pretty good, it's a 1939 Nazi bayonet. this is just my standard "walking around" all-purpose go to tool. its great for carving wood, or skinning animals, or cutting ropes, etc. it's all one solid piece of metal, so it's pretty indestructible. was it used for war crimes?  i donno my grandfather gave it to me and i didnt ask:
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Sep 8, 2016 11:48
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Speaking of Micras and such, here's the other thing I carry 24/7 and love so much a+ would recommend if you're some sort of wire using nerd 
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Sep 8, 2016 11:49
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:
Good God granny, you're going to lose a digit or several
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Sep 8, 2016 12:43
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"A man should always carry a knife, lighter and handkerchief. There's not much life can throw at you that you can't cut, burn or put a tourniquet around well enough to at least get you home." - My Dad So far he's been right.
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Sep 8, 2016 12:48
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I used a knife to remove a laptop from a remote dead african AMA
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Sep 8, 2016 13:07
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every time i forget to bring my knife to work i wind up asking to borrow one on the jobsite. can't imagine being so effeminate and insecure that i wouldn't carry such a useful toolMurphy Brownback posted:The only time I've ever had to use a screwdriver at work, ever, was when I got a new monitor delivered. Yes I could have saved like 30 seconds of asking the secretary "hey, you got a screwdriver?" and getting it, but I consider it worth it to not have to worry about yet another bulky thing to make sure I have in my pockets before I leave the apartment. lol
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Sep 8, 2016 13:15
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Knofe 
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Sep 8, 2016 13:17
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autoaim.cfg posted:After reading eight pages of this I've become increasingly convinced that these forums in TYOOL 2016 consitutes mainly of Finns, American rednecks and the cast of Kevin Smith's 1994 movie "Clerks". It's a few years late, but better than no epiphany at all I suppose. Now Wrangle for me.
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Sep 8, 2016 13:42
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Murphy Brownback posted:The only time I've ever had to use a screwdriver at work, ever, was when I got a new monitor delivered. Yes I could have saved like 30 seconds of asking the secretary "hey, you got a screwdriver?" and getting it, but I consider it worth it to not have to worry about yet another bulky thing to make sure I have in my pockets before I leave the apartment. This is really sad.
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Sep 8, 2016 13:59
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Knives are bad rear end
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Sep 8, 2016 14:08
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8 track betamax posted:This is really sad. I bet this guy takes his car to Jiffy Lube instead of changing his own oil.
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Sep 8, 2016 14:20
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How does anyone change their oil without a pocket knife?
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Sep 8, 2016 14:23
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sassassin posted:How does anyone change their oil without a pocket knife? A centerpunch and a 3 lb. mallet.
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Sep 8, 2016 14:43
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sassassin posted:How does anyone change their oil without a pocket knife? What the hell are you using a knife for when changing oil?
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Sep 8, 2016 14:51
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Jerry Cotton posted:What the hell are you using a knife for when changing oil? You hold the knife in one hand and poutr the oil with the other ffs.
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Sep 8, 2016 14:54
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stab the filter to wrench it off
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Sep 8, 2016 15:04
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Jerry Cotton posted:What the hell are you using a knife for when changing oil? you cut off the supply lines when you change the oil 
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Sep 8, 2016 15:27
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Airborne Viking posted:you cut off the supply lines when you change the oil I thought you only did that when you're defending the motherland against invading Nazi hordes.
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To all the box-opening goons, do you ignore the pull tabs on your amazon packages of anime dvds just to pull out your knife? Or is it strictly something you only use on your part-time warehouse job because the boss doesn't trust you with a site box cutter?
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