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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Seventeen :siren:

Buffalo 26, Jets 14
New England 28, Miami 24
Atlanta 41, New Orleans 31
Detroit 34, Chicago 33
Philadelphia 24, Giants 19
Dallas 35, Washington 24
Indianapolis 23, Tennessee 20 F/OT
Baltimore 15, Cincinnati 13
Pittsburgh 21, Cleveland 13
Houston 18, Jacksonville 17
Kansas City 26, Oakland 23 F/OT
San Diego 18, Denver 15
Carolina 17, Tampa Bay 10
Seattle 41, Arizona 28
St. Louis 24, San Francisco 3
Green Bay 31, Minnesota 28 F/OT



AFC East:

*New England: 13-3 6-0
Buffalo: 11-5 3-3
New York Jets: 10-6 1-5
Miami: 6-10 2-4


AFC North:

*Pittsburgh: 14-2 6-0
Baltimore: 10-6 4-2
Cincinnati: 6-10 1-5
Cleveland: 4-12 1-5


AFC South:

*Jacksonville: 10-6 4-2
Houston: 9-7 4-2
Tennessee: 6-10 2-4
Indianapolis: 5-11 2-4



AFC West:

Kansas City: 11-5 6-0
Denver: 10-6 3-3
Oakland: 4-12 2-4
San Diego: 2-14 1-5


NFC East:

Dallas: 7-9 4-2
New York Giants: 6-10 2-4
Washington: 5-11 3-3
Philadelphia: 6-10 3-3



NFC North:

*Chicago: 9-7 3-3
Green Bay: 8-8 4-2
Minnesota: 6-10 2-4
Detroit: 7-9 3-3


NFC South:

Carolina: 11-5 5-1
Atlanta: 10-6 4-2
Tampa Bay: 9-7 1-5
New Orleans: 6-10 2-4



NFC West:

*Arizona: 13-3 4-2
Seattle: 11-5 5-1
San Francisco: 5-11 2-4
St. Louis: 6-10 1-5



Current Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. Pittsburgh 14-2
2. New England 13-3
3. Kansas City 11-5
4. Jacksonville 10-6
5. Buffalo 11-5
6. ???

Hey we have a three way tie for the 6th Wild Card spot! Time to apply TIEBREAKERS to these three teams!

Jets 10-6
Denver 10-6
Baltimore 10-6

TIEBREAKER 1: Apply division tie breaker to eliminate all but the highest ranked club in each division prior to proceeding to step 2. The original seeding within a division upon application of the division tie breaker remains the same for all subsequent applications of the procedure that are necessary to identify the two Wild-Card participants.

Not applicable since all three teams are from different divisions

TIEBREAKER 2: Head-to-head sweep. (Applicable only if one club has defeated each of the others or if one club has lost to each of the others.)

Not applicable since Denver and New York did not play each other

TIEBREAKER 3: Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.

Baltimore: 8-4
Denver: 7-5
Jets: 6-6

The last wild card is the Baltimore Ravens



NFC:

1. Arizona 13-3
2. Carolina 11-5
3. Chicago 9-7
4. Dallas 7-9
5. Seattle 11-5
6. Atlanta 10-6


WILD CARD MATCHUPS:

(6)Baltimore at (3) Kansas City
(5)Buffalo at (4)Jacksonville

(6)Atlanta at (3)Chicago
(5)Seattle at (4)Dallas

First Round Byes: (1)Pittsburgh, (2)New England, (1)Arizona, (2)Carolina

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BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

I Love This Thread

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


God drat it buffalo I love you and now you're going to win the super bowl.

riht
Dec 13, 2004

i knew u were trouble when u tossed int

Ross Angeles posted:

(6)Baltimore at (3) Kansas City

Hoping for a repeat of the last time Baltimore played KC in the postseason. http://scores.espn.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=310109012

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Jets start 7-1, miss the playoffs, god drat.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
We blew our last 3 games :negative:

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
The Chargers?! This sim is horse poo poo!

Whatever, IRL champions :smuggo:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
This season is actually the real season now.

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer
The Jets are still 10-6 and miss the playoffs, meanwhile the Chargers have a better season by beating the Broncos out of the playoffs. Peyton Manning retires in disgrace and Osweiler still jumps ship to Houston.

Yeah, this is my preferred continuity now.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Man Miami loses more games by 3-4 than anyone

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So who would the Chargers draft No. 1 overall in this universe? Do they just do the same song-and-dance with Joey Bosa?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Benne posted:

So who would the Chargers draft No. 1 overall in this universe? Do they just do the same song-and-dance with Joey Bosa?

They swindle whoever wants Goff :twisted:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ross Angeles posted:

They swindle whoever wants Goff :twisted:

Aka the Rams

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
:hawksin: go all the way!

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Texans are out so I guess go the Jags bitch

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Bears in the playoffs? Why couldn't this be the real 2015?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: WILD CARD ROUND :siren:

Baltimore 23, Kansas City 20
Buffalo 30, Jacksonville 3

Atlanta 27, Chicago 24
Seattle 24, Dallas 13


DIVISIONAL ROUND MATCHUPS:

(6)Baltimore at (1)Pittsburgh
(5)Buffalo at (2)New England

(6)Atlanta at (1)Arizona
(5)Seattle at (2)Carolina

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
It feels like we've played the Panthers 20 times in the past 3 years. Can't even escape them in the fake football world.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
It's gonna end up being Steelers v Patriots and Panthers v Cardinals. Nothing is new under the sun.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Way to show up Jacksonville :rolleye:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
16/18 202 yards 4 touchdowns Jesus this sim loves Tyrod

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

sam bradford lmao posted:

Way to show up Jacksonville :rolleye:
:shrek:

AAA DOLFAN posted:

16/18 202 yards 4 touchdowns Jesus this sim loves Tyrod
Rightfully so. I'm just sad that he styled on Jacksonville that hard. Also that is probably what the score would have been in London last year if Tyrod had played :v:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Ok I hate this season now

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


The god drat buffalo bills are going to the simulated super bowl.

I can't wait for a devastating play offs loss to the patriots in Foxborough.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Of course it's Baltimore at Pittsburgh

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
It is destined

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
DIVISIONAL ROUND

Seattle 19, Carolina 0
Arizona 44, Atlanta 10

New England 28, Buffalo 13
Pittsburgh 41, Baltimore 38 F/OT


Championship Games:

(2)New England at (1)Pittsburgh
(5)Seattle at (1)Arizona

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Can't believe Alabama won after all this

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Steelers win with FG on first possession of OT....RIGGED

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I genuinely forgot Bryce Brown was on the team last year

The Panthers got what they deserve for letting him score on them


Also gently caress the AFC, even in this fake world we're still stuck with Pats/Steelers bullshit.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:smith: Buffalo :smith:

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Go Steelers Cards rematch

riht
Dec 13, 2004

i knew u were trouble when u tossed int

Oberst posted:

Steelers win with FG on first possession of OT....RIGGED

smh. the fix was in. ravens never had an OT possession and the cheating steelers only got a fg and somehow won.

somewhere Ray Lewis is yelling about A ZILLION-DOLLAR COMPANY

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
All right yall. I'm doing the championship games now so I can do the superbowl tomorrow before the 2016 season starts. Enjoy.

Pittsburgh 34, New England 31
Arizona 32, Seattle 30


SUPERBOWL REDUX

Pittsburgh Steelevers vs Arizona Cardinals in Levis Stadium

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
go cards

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Bills. :(

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Everyone wins IMO

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Well this was a fun offseason thing. I'll do it again next summer.

And now, moments before the 2016 season kicks off, your 2015 NFL Redux Superbowl Champions....

Pittsburgh 40, Arizona 27

gross

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Hell yes

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

wow the afc north is really good. especially all the teams of the afc north with no one left out for not winning certain things

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