what's the appeal of beastiality?

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

error1 posted:

You should be grateful, OP

Without bestiality we wouldn't have all the cool mythical creatures we have today like mermaids, minotaurs, centaurs, werewolves and so on

Well this is a start on understanding their rationale. We have one deviant coming forward with their testimonial now.

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Philosopher King: Oct 25, 2006

Lol at the one girl in every middle school classroom who asks 'so you cant get pregnant by a dog right? ........RIGHT!?'

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Agentdark: Dec 30, 2007; Mom says I'm the best painter she's ever seen. Jealous much?

Philosopher King posted:

Lol at the one girl in every middle school classroom who asks 'so you cant get pregnant by a dog right? ........RIGHT!?'

What middle school did you go to.

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Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

As women loosen up, they need to move onto mandingos and then horses when the time is appropriate.

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garfield hentai: Feb 29, 2004

I knew this super autistic guy who fingered his cat and tried to gently caress his dog (he told me "it didn't fit... she was too small" in a disappointed voice). One day his mom got a new dog and my friend asked him if he tried to gently caress this one too. He got really flustered and offended he'd even ask and stammered out "o-o-of COURSE NOT!

...he's a BOY!!!"

I'm glad he had his standards

# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:36

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

garfield hentai posted:

I knew this super autistic guy who fingered his cat and tried to gently caress his dog (he told me "it didn't fit... she was too small" in a disappointed voice). One day his mom got a new dog and my friend asked him if he tried to gently caress this one too. He got really flustered and offended he'd even ask and stammered out "o-o-of COURSE NOT!

...he's a BOY!!!"

I'm glad he had his standards

They need to teach this bestiality knowledge inside the classroom IMO this is fascinating.

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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

I mean maybe if they had more humanlike titties or booties it would make sense, like a nice Afghan dog with flowing pretty hair only it's teats are all big flippin juggos and it got a round Apple bottom rear end shaking around beneath that silky tail

But otherwise it's just gross

Eventually it will be accomplished through genetic sciences and dogs, muskrats, kittens, horse, snakes, all of them will have big human round hairless perfect tits and dumpers you could get lost in and cool pussies

Dicks I guess could maybe learn a thing or two from the animal kingdom though, bifurcated dicks and cloacas and those corkscrew murder dicks that like ducks have and prehensile grabby dolphin dicks that blow loads like tiny cannons. that would be a welcome addition to any bedroom I assume

But we need better pussies and asses and tits before I can gently caress some animal, some monkey or pupp or snake, a snake with cool big tits and nice Cindy Crawford hair and a gentle pulsating pussy that isn't scaly and weird like all those pussies I saw in Tennessee

# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:52

Slow-Scan Shep: Jul 11, 2001

op just read like, any interview with a dog/horsefucker from the last 15 years

they crow over and over about how ~human relationships are *hard*, i need something where i can be in total control but not outwardly feel that i'm in total control~

one way to think of it is as manosphere red pill mra thinking taken to it's final logical conclusion and beyond

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:01

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

human relationships are easy

I mean provided you speak the same language

I can't speak fuckin dolphin

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sofokles: Feb 7, 2004; Fuck this

i think only the beauty knows the answer to this question

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a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

You haven't lived til you try some alpaca pussy

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:17

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

a bone to pick posted:

You haven't lived til you try some alpaca pussy

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:28

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

a bone to pick posted:

You haven't lived til you try some alpaca pussy

farm fresh

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Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

Someone post the Dave Chappelle monkey fucker video

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:41

Philosopher King: Oct 25, 2006

Agentdark posted:

What middle school did you go to.

Virginia and Florida. I was there for the talk on both states and without fail, this question was asked.

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Baudolino: Apr 1, 2010; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Humans are animals too. We are all practicing bestiality when you think about it. Some folks just want be sexual with more then one type of animal. Perhaps the real difference between normals and zoophiles is that they are more more daring more capable of empathy. Perhaps...we are the real perverts?

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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Nooner posted:

What can I say, your mom is good in the sack

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Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

If you've never hosed a female grizzly you don't know how much adrenaline the human body can produce.

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SatansChoice: Sep 14, 2016; by Smythe

I'm sure there's at least some primal domination factor included in small teens getting suckered into the one night stand from hell by a lovely horse.

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Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

bestiality seems like a lot of work

# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:39

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

unless it's like w a gerbil or something then it'd probably be p easy

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a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

bestiality seems like a lot of work

Half the fun is the challenge, ever tried to give a moose fellatio?

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Captain Yossarian posted:

Lol that's a good one. There was a thread a couple months ago about hot apes and someone posted a picture of an orangutan and it looked like it had implants and I can't find it

The fact that you tried to find it mean you've probably got a pretty interesting search history

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Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

Nooner posted:

What can I say, your mom is good in the sack

Winner winner chicken dinner

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

a bone to pick posted:

I thought Pick was the guy who wants to gently caress animals and eat people?

I think Pick is female

she's nice

Blazing Ownager posted:

This is the wrong place to get the answers you seek. You should try a My Little Pony forum.

not going to one of those places ever

bronies are dumb as bricks

notZaar posted:

Alan Turing was one of history's greatest homo genus

alan turing rules

some even say I'm a Turing machine :grin:

error1 posted:

You should be grateful, OP

Without bestiality we wouldn't have all the cool mythical creatures we have today like mermaids, minotaurs, centaurs, werewolves and so on

mermaids are hosed up

where is the merpussy

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LT56: Sep 9, 2016; by Smythe

Ya i like hentai y not?

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Philosopher King: Oct 25, 2006

Im always suspicious of people who have more than 2 dogs. Why do you need 4 dogs madam? Are you loving said dogs? Im pretty sure youre loving those 4 unfixed labs and 4 golden retrievers. Your furry costume doesnt help.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

When I was in high school, my friend and I had this idea called monkey porn.

It would be just monkeys loving but they'd be wearing porn clothes and it would be filmed in regular porn situations and settings. Back then, I thought it was funny and gross but now I realize that I was making a real artistic statement about the nature of humanity and society. *huffs own fartz*

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

someone post the pic of that guy who had the pokemon beastiality tattoo on his forearm

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:03

SatansChoice: Sep 14, 2016; by Smythe

That Robot posted:

mermaids are hosed up

where is the merpussy

Swim in the Corals :-)

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Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Baudolino posted:

Humans are animals too. We are all practicing bestiality when you think about it.

Not all of us.

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Moon Atari posted:

Not all of us.

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Twinty Zuleps: May 10, 2008; by R. Guyovich; Lipstick Apathy

Moon Atari posted:

Not all of us.

Not very many of us at all, actually.

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Gatekeeper posted:

I mean maybe if they had more humanlike titties or booties it would make sense, like a nice Afghan dog with flowing pretty hair only it's teats are all big flippin juggos and it got a round Apple bottom rear end shaking around beneath that silky tail

But otherwise it's just gross

Eventually it will be accomplished through genetic sciences and dogs, muskrats, kittens, horse, snakes, all of them will have big human round hairless perfect tits and dumpers you could get lost in and cool pussies

Dicks I guess could maybe learn a thing or two from the animal kingdom though, bifurcated dicks and cloacas and those corkscrew murder dicks that like ducks have and prehensile grabby dolphin dicks that blow loads like tiny cannons. that would be a welcome addition to any bedroom I assume

But we need better pussies and asses and tits before I can gently caress some animal, some monkey or pupp or snake, a snake with cool big tits and nice Cindy Crawford hair and a gentle pulsating pussy that isn't scaly and weird like all those pussies I saw in Tennessee

You have given this idea a good think haven't you?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:49

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Beastiality is a very cool word for something that isn't actually very cool. I think we should divorce it from it's animal loving meaning entirely, or failing that at least reserve it for people who pull off impressive extreme sports style acts of animal loving, like with a lion or great white shark.

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