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Tomarse
Mar 7, 2001

Grr



CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

I feel so much goddamn better after telling the doctor to stop it, I'm just not coping with the dosage. I suspect I got over prescribed I have no known allergies and it's all hayfeaver related. I'm not loving happy as I feel like I lost a month. I would fall asleep in the server room and just plain under the desk - lst week I had to take Friday as Thursday I was a zombie. As much as I trust science..... this really threw some bloody doubts about doctors, a trust I usually like having. I'll take hayfever over loving whatever the hell I was on.

Hayfever drugs also wipe me out. I choose to take hayfever over feeling like a zombie.

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Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



I woke up at 4:30 this morning to put two pork butts on the smoker. They are now 4 1/2 hours into the cook and I cannot wait until I get home before I get to dig in to some delicious smoked meat. We have a couple of friends that have recently had babies we are taking dinner over to them. What better way to achieve that than by smoking 13 pounds of pork flesh?

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal
Hey, you guys know that big six billion dollar USPS contract out there?

Just found out my company is one of the six chosen to build prototypes.

I've been asked personally if I want in on the engineering...

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

CornHolio posted:

Hey, you guys know that big six billion dollar USPS contract out there?

Just found out my company is one of the six chosen to build prototypes.

I've been asked personally if I want in on the engineering...

They told me that they needed a postal van for the apocalypse, and they needed it yesterday. I smiled, and I could tell they were unnerved by the sight of my teeth.

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
Please tell me you're on the team that is in charge of tracking, because their tracking is poo poo.

*package sent*
*in transit from east coast*
*in transit departed east coast*
*in transit flying from east coast*
*in transit arrived in Utah*
*in transit departed from Utah*
*in transit arrived in CA*
*in transit exited sorting facility in CA*
*in transit on its way to your local carrier*
*in transit to your doorstep*
2 days later
*ARRIVED*

Meanwhile it was really delivered sometime around arrived from Utah even though the tracking status updated about 5 days later.

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.
Ended up picking up a 2015 Chevy SS in Some Like it Hot Red Thursday night, and took a road trip up to east Texas to see my brother. Lots of twisty back roads and was lots of fun. Kiddo got to catch some fish in a little tournament as well.




Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



HELL YES! Can you get some closer photos that show off that paint color? Bless you for not getting monochrome white/black/silver that is plaguing Merica's roadways.

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

Somewhat Heroic posted:

HELL YES! Can you get some closer photos that show off that paint color? Bless you for not getting monochrome white/black/silver that is plaguing Merica's roadways.

Sure thing, those photos are a little washed with the time of day. In person it is way more metallic orange. The car came with some great colors but they are rare as hell. That one is the third most popular for that year but was still only 313 cars.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

NitroSpazzz posted:

Picture is still there, imgur was probably just being stupid.

I sent out a snapchat Thursday morning from a Car and Driver magazine. Think it was something along the lines of "Can identify a STI coming because it sounds like an airplane about to crash"

Ah yes! I forgot I looked at Snapchat when I was using my android tablet. :)

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

CornHolio posted:

Hey, you guys know that big six billion dollar USPS contract out there?

Just found out my company is one of the six chosen to build prototypes.

I've been asked personally if I want in on the engineering...

Aaaaaand, we just canned five engineers (not me).

Morale = sunk.

Beverly Cleavage
Jun 22, 2004

I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....

Seat Safety Switch posted:

They told me that they needed a postal van for the apocalypse, and they needed it yesterday. I smiled, and I could tell they were unnerved by the sight of my teeth.

What the gently caress do you think this is? The UK?


So you said no, right Cornholio? Also, hows the dodge in real life use?

Edit: missed your post! gently caress! that blows!

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Well the guy yesterday was right. I am buying a car from him.
Specifically the polo I went to see assuming they fix the mirror and get the emissions light off.

Forgot to raise the temperature needle being busted so I guess I'll be googling how to fix that.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


I'm about to drag my girlfriend to the Barber museum. Anything in particular I should look for there? Everything?

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

Somewhat Heroic posted:

HELL YES! Can you get some closer photos that show off that paint color? Bless you for not getting monochrome white/black/silver that is plaguing Merica's roadways.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Little under two weeks to go till Ford Australia shuts down their car production :smith:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

You Am I posted:

Little under two weeks to go till Ford Australia shuts down their car production :smith:

That sucks. How are things with your dad?

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Hey, you know what's really fun? CHEMICAL BURNS.

Whats even more fun? The ER visit after the fact.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
The bottle says you're not supposed to use Nair on your face!

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Nair on genitalia is even more fun than Nair on the face!

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


:gonk: That sounds only slightly worse than condenser cleaner on the foot.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

ExplodingSims posted:

Hey, you know what's really fun? CHEMICAL BURNS.

Whats even more fun? The ER visit after the fact.

Now that's a Username / Post combo

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

some texas redneck posted:

Nair on genitalia is even more fun than Nair on the face!

That's how I found out the hard way about my allergy to something in it.

Oh dumb 16 year old me.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

When the instructions say not to leave it on more than 5 minutes... they really mean 5 minutes. Not 10 minutes.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

some texas redneck posted:

When the instructions say not to leave it on more than 5 minutes... they really mean 5 minutes. Not 10 minutes.

Mine was about 30 seconds and then an incredible rash for a week.

Do you have any idea how loving difficult it is for a 16 year old boy to not only not gently caress with his junk, but resist ANY urge for it to move otherwise blinding pain is the result?

Fuuuuuuck nair.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I did the same thing on my face/junk/feet (had, like, hobbit feet during puberty).

Agree. gently caress nair forever.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
So far 3/4ths of respondents to ExplodingSims' story of workplace danger in this thread have self-confessed to nairing their balls (3/5ths with my reply) even though it clearly says Don't, Ever and secondly what the hell twink porn scene were you guys into at 16 that required smooth balls.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Less the balls and more the shaft. Shaving the balls is easy IMHO you just stretch them out all Pom Poko-style and bob's yer uncle.

Also you're a 16 year old kid that has money because you work and you're curious because shaving down there sucks, and also you live in a podunk town with barely any internet and no friends.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
You know you are getting into the What the...... section of the chat when the shaved legs cyclists says I'm out of this one.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Geirskogul posted:

Less the balls and more the shaft. Shaving the balls is easy IMHO you just stretch them out all Pom Poko-style and bob's yer uncle.

Also you're a 16 year old kid that has money because you work and you're curious because shaving down there sucks, and also you live in a podunk town with barely any internet and no friends.

...actually yeah basically this to a T.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Geirskogul posted:

Less the balls and more the shaft. Shaving the balls is easy IMHO you just stretch them out all Pom Poko-style and bob's yer uncle.

Also you're a 16 year old kid that has money because you work and you're curious because shaving down there sucks, and also you live in a podunk town with barely any internet and no friends.

As someone who did try shaving at 16...

Shaving is a lot better than Nair, even in the land down under. Until it starts growing back anyway.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I know a guy who had his facial hair lazered off. Probably possible to have your crotch done as well.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Just finishing our Hawaiian holiday. Had a 2016 Malibu this week instead of a Chrysler 200 like we did in Kona. Christ driving to Malibu just further showed how lovely a 200 is. The Malibu isn't perfect but it is 100x better than the dodge.

Also loco Moco is better than I expected.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Geirskogul posted:

I interrupt this pun broadcast for an emergency bulletin. Again, we say, WHAT THE gently caress GUY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb_BURLuI70

I love discovering a new channel, and I think I'll put another effortpost in with links to their channel pages soon. I have maybe 60 that I subscribe to, which is enough for at least two-four new, good videos a day. Youtube is my new TV.

This is amazing. What's even more amazing is that for some reason when it first played it was slightly slower and the audio sounded all hosed up and 8-bit like an old nintendo game which only made it better.
What happens in the saddle, stays in the saddle.

ExplodingSims posted:

Hey, you know what's really fun? CHEMICAL BURNS.

Whats even more fun? The ER visit after the fact.

Don't gently caress around with this. I lost a lot of foot skin to really strong muriatic acid SLOWLY over the course of several days because I was an idiot. It burned like fire for over a week and itched for months.
Miraculously, I still have a foot.

GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Sep 20, 2016

the spyder
Feb 18, 2011

Geirskogul posted:

I interrupt this pun broadcast for an emergency bulletin. Again, we say, WHAT THE gently caress GUY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb_BURLuI70

I love discovering a new channel, and I think I'll put another effortpost in with links to their channel pages soon. I have maybe 60 that I subscribe to, which is enough for at least two-four new, good videos a day. Youtube is my new TV.

He just did a great video on tubing bending. Between him and Tom/Mr Pete/Doubleboost/ and AVE I've got my machining fix covered.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

slidebite posted:

Just finishing our Hawaiian holiday. Had a 2016 Malibu this week instead of a Chrysler 200 like we did in Kona. Christ driving to Malibu just further showed how lovely a 200 is. The Malibu isn't perfect but it is 100x better than the dodge.

Also loco Moco is better than I expected.

I had a loaner 2010 Malibu when my car was in the shop for warranty work.

It was the base LS model, but was still a decent car. Impressive mileage for its size, and had a decent amount of power for a 2.4. It wasn't gonna win any handling prizes or interior design awards, but for a car approaching land barge size, it was a solid "good enough". I was kinda surprised to find out that the LS still got the 4 speed auto, while all other trims got a 6 speed auto, for the 2010 model, yet it still had 4 wheel disc and XM radio.

Having had a 200 rental, I would take the Malibu over the 200 any day. 200's interior is a little nicer when it's not falling apart (compared to a 2010 Malibu anyway), Malibu was better at not falling apart and getting out of its own way. I know the 2016 Malibu is a hell of an improvement over the 2010.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

So I still dunno about ever having kids (assuming I'm ever in a position to decide lmao) but drat my niece is amazing. 2y+1m old and she's like warning me to get back on the porch because of stormclouds and poo poo. Like what the gently caress.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter
Gather round ye faithful and hear my tale of failures solved by "it don't need to be pretty" and "ah, that's good enough"

So for reasons I won't bother getting into here, I needed a non-magnetic #2 Phillips screwdriver. I emphasize the "non-magnetic" part, as that it the reason for this story in the first place. Unable to use any of my previous shop tools for the reasons of: too dirty, too beat to hell, not a #2 Phillips. After scouring every local electronics shop, and every local hardware store I came to the realization that nobody sells non-magnetic tools anymore because it's 2016, and why the hell would you?

As a last ditch effort, I found myself standing in line at the local Princess Auto holding a brand new, somewhat trusty Power Fist branded phillips along with a tool magnetizer/demagnetizer. Thinking I had accomplished my task I headed back to the car, ripping open the demagnetizer packaging on the way, and after following what little instructions there were I "pass tool throw center of rounded section". Great! Job Done! But just to be safe, I pulled out some spare screws from my pocket and touched them to the screwdriver. Three screws hung from the tip like mountain climbers hanging on to a cliff. Much to my shock and dismay, something I bought from Princess Auto didn't work. gently caress. Now what?

As I head home, I thought about my options and remembered a lesson from a high school physics class. There are about 4 ways to make a permanent magnet, no longer a magnet:

1. Smash the fucker with a hammer
2. Wind some wire around it and hit it with a big dose of AC, gradually reducing the voltage to 0
3. Use an even bigger demagnetizer
4. Heat it to it's Curie point

As I got home I headed straight for the shop, this screwdriver won't be magnetic for long. Being the completely disorganized and messy shop that it is, I was unable to find a normal hammer. What I did find was a 6lb sledge. Thinking "yeah, that'll do." I sandwiched the screwdriver tip between two blocks of wood and let'er rip. I beat the poo poo out of that thing for a good 5 or 6 mins, and then checked the magnetism. Still there. gently caress this screwdriver. So now my options were limited. Beating the gently caress out of it didn't work, I don't know the exact process and I doubt I had the equipment to do the "ramp it down with AC" thing, and looking around the shop I couldn't find the Shaded Pole motor I would need to make an even bigger demagnetizer. But one thing I did find was a blowtorch.

This was my last ditch effort, I really didn't want to heat this thing to it's Curie Point partly because it's kind of a lot of effort but mostly because after doing so, the screwdriver is going to lose it's tempering. And while I'm not 100% certain on how to restore tempering to a tool, I've seen enough of that blacksmithing show on the Discovery Channel to know it has something to do with dunking it in oil while it's hot. So that's what I did.

Speaking of that blacksmithing show, I vaguely recall someone saying they use old motor oil to temper their steel with because the steel pulls carbon out of the oil and turns it into carbon steel or something. Well here is something they don't tell you: Doing that makes a fuckload of smoke and fire. Do this outside. Also I'm not sure that carbon steel thing applies when the tool was previously chrome vanadium.

So there is my story, it kinda ended abruptly at the end there because well...between the beginning and end I had a few scotches. I now have a non-magnetic, oil covered screwdriver that may or may not be carbon steel.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I went for a two hour drive with the top down this afternoon and I still feel amazing. I need to find time to do that as much as possible before the weather gets bad.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Enourmo posted:

So I still dunno about ever having kids (assuming I'm ever in a position to decide lmao) but drat my niece is amazing. 2y+1m old and she's like warning me to get back on the porch because of stormclouds and poo poo. Like what the gently caress.

Was fishing with my son (8yrs), and I was instructing him to reel in the fake shrimp slowly to mimic it's movement. He says to me "How slow? Like 90's internet slow?"

I just kinda stood there like wat :v:

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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Yeah, heating up the metal past its curie point will make it non-magnetic. I would have done it in two steps, though. Heat and then a reduction to room temperature, giving you a glass-brittle screwdriver. Then a second heat, and a quench in either oil or water. The point at which you stop heating it, and how you quench it, determines the final hardness.

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