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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Check the week 1 OP for all of the rules and such

Week 2 Results

pre:
User		        yards		score	
Ron Roenicke	-	1033	-	3	
Benne	        -	1022	-	4	
Forever_Peace	-	1019	-	0	Watt
Bachtere	-	1016	-	5	
korrandark	-	1014	-	6	
					
TurboFlamingChicken	979	-	46	
Jrizzle	        -	979	-	45	
Bjay9	        -	976	-	44	
Dubar	        -	959	-	43	
Grittybeard	-	943	-	42	
Lt. Chips	-	943	-	41	
opposable thumbs.db	941	-	40	
WaffleZombie	-	933	-	39	
Nystral	        -	931	-	38	
Hockles	        -	917	-	37	
				
bobjr	        -	915	-	36	
Arnold Layne	-	897	-	35	
Marshmallow Blue	892	-	0	Watt
skaboomizzy	-	885	-	34	
Gobias Ind.	-	880	-	33	
The Big Jesus	-	875	-	32	
Turdsdown Tom	-	872	-	31	
Christ Psuedoscientist	871	-	30	
Great White Hope	856	-	29	
seiferguy	-	850	-	28	
marioinblack	-	830	-	27	
Epi Lepi	-	822	-	26	
schweens	-	815	-	25	
aBagorn	        -	802	-	24	
Okibi	        -	799	-	23	
CANNIBAL GIRLS	-	796	-	22	
pinwiz11	-	788	-	21	
Spiros	        -	739	-	20	
pixelbot2000	-	739	-	19	
Tavarin  	-	737	-	18	
MrLogan 	-	731	-	17	
Thaddius the Large	713	-	16	
axeil   	-	710	-	15	
solauran	-	702	-	14	
OxySnake	-	676	-	13	
Dubious	        -	668	-	12	
Cruel and Unusual	659	-	11	
Leperflesh	-	647	-	10	
Chichevache	-	571	-	9	
SurgicalOntologist	157	-	8	
No Butt Stuff	-	157	-	7	
Overall Standings
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Watt Did You Do?

The following users have used and whiffed on their Watt token:

Athanatos (week 1)
Chichevache (week 1)
Forever_Peace (week 2)
Marshmallow Blue (week 2)


Week 3 Schedule

Thursday Night
HOU @ NE

Sunday - 1pm EST
ARI @ BUF
OAK @ TEN
CLE @ MIA
BAL @ JAX
DET @ GB
DEN @ CIN
MIN @ CAR
WAS @ NYG

Sunday - 4pm EST
LA @ TB
SF @ SEA
NYJ @ KC
SD @ IND
PIT @ PHI

Sunday Night
CHI @ DAL

Monday Night
ATL @ NO


Remember, please list teams with all of your players, using the team abbreviations shown above.

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Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Yo fix the week in the thread title

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Watch us all bust after last week's mess.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
NY - Eli Manning - Passing
PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
ARI - David Johnson - Rushing
BUF - Lesean McCoy - Rushing
GB - Eddie Lacy - Rushing
DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving

G# - NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing

I'm definitely going to bust this week

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
gently caress you Jay Cutler. gently caress you right into the sun for not throwing for like 38 more yards!!!!!

Going to turn myself in here. I got points for week 2 in the overall rankings despite whiffing on a Watt Token.


Okay Let's go.

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NE - Lagarette Blount - Rushing yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards

PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

DAL - Dakota Prescott - Passing Yards
SEA - Russel Wilson - Passing Yards

Goodell #
Devonta Freeman - Rushing yards

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
TEN - Marcus Mariota - Passing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
NE - Legarrette Blount - Rushing Yards
JAX - Allen Robinson - Receiving Yards
KC - Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards


Goodell Number NO - Willie Snead - Receiving Yards

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Going to turn myself in here. I got points for week 2 in the overall rankings despite whiffing on a Watt Token.

Yeah, like I said, I'm rusty. Thanks for the heads up.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Hockles posted:

Yeah, like I said, I'm rusty. Thanks for the heads up.

Wait you're not going to give me the Watt token 2x bonus as a token for my honesty? My views on life are indeed twisted from all the children's books I've been reading.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Wait you're not going to give me the Watt token 2x bonus as a token for my honesty? My views on life are indeed twisted from all the children's books I've been reading.

No, but I will keep it in mind in case you need some administrative help. :shobon:

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
TEN - Marcus Mariota Passing
TEN - DeMarco Murray rushing
TEN - Tajae Sharpe receiving
TEN - Delanie Walker receiving
GB - Aaron Rodgers passing
G# ATL - Julio Jones receiving

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

CLE - Cody Kessler - Passing Yards
CLE - Charlie Whitehurst - Passing Yards
CLE - Duke Johnson - Rushing Yards
CLE - Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
CLE - Corey Coleman - Receiving Yards
CLE - Terrell Pryor - Receiving Yards
CLE - Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards
MIA - Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards
MIA - Arian Foster - Rushing Yards

G#: NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

G# - NO - Coby Fleener - Receiving Yards

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
IND - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
JAX - TJ Yeldon - Receiving Yards

G# - NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
OAK - Derek Carr - passing
IND - Andrew Luck - passing
CLE - Cody Kessler - rushing

Goodell #: Matt Ryan - passing

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
NYG - Eli Manning- Passing
TEN- Marcus Mariota - Passing
CIN - Jeremy Hill - Rushing
CIN - Gio Bernard - Rushing
CAR - Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving

Goodell Number - NO - Michael Thomas - Receiving

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Car - Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving
KC - Jeremy Maclin - Receiving
Cin - AJ Green - Receiving
GB - Jordy Nelson - Receiving
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving
DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving
HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving
HOU - Will Fuller - Receiving

Goodell Number: ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
BAL - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
TB - Jameis Winston - Passing Yards

Goodell # NO - Willie Sneed - Receiving Yards

Epi Lepi
Oct 29, 2009

You can hear the voice
Telling you to Love
It's the voice of MK Ultra
And you're doing what it wants
TB - Charles Sims - Receiving Yards
TB - Adam Humphries - Receiving Yards
TB - Vincent Jackson - Receiving Yards
TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards
TB - Cameron Brate - Receiving Yards
TB - Austin Seferian-Jenkins - Receiving Yards
BAL - Steve Smith Sr. - Receiving Yards
BAL - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
JAX - TJ Yeldon - Rushing Yards
JAX - Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards
JAX - Allen Robinson - Receiving Yards
JAX - Allen Hurns - Receiving Yards
JAX - Marquise Lee - Receiving Yards

Goodell # - ATL - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
CAR - Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
SD - Melvin Gordon - Rushing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

Goodell Number - ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
MIA - Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards
OAK - Latavius Murray - Rushing Yards
LA - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
SD - Melvin Gordon - Rushing Yards
KC - Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
JAC - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards

Goodell Number: NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
NE - Jacoby Brissett - Passing yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing yards
TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing yards
OAK - Latavius Murray - Rushing yards
CHI - Eddie Royal - Receiving yards

G#: NO - Drew Brees - Passing yards

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Woo, time to shuffle off that win with extreme mediocrity!

Matthew Stafford - Lions - Passing Yards
Ryan Fitzpatrick - Jets - Passing Yards
Cam Newton - Panthers - Passing Yards

G#Drew Brees - Saints - Passing Yards

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

Goodell Number: NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug
OAK - Latavius Murray - Rushing Yards
OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards
ARI - David Johnson - Rushing Yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Receiving Yards
DET - Marvin Jones - Receiving Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards
KC - Spencer Ware - Rushing Yards
PIT - Deangelo Williams - Rushing Yards
MIA - Jarvis Landry - Receiving Yards
TB - Charles Sims - Rushing Yards

Goodell Number: NO - Willie Snead - Receiving Yards

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing
PHI - Nelson Agholor - Receiving
PHI - Jordan Matthews - Receiving
PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving
OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving

Goodell

ATL - Julio Jones - Receving

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing
NYG - Eli Manning - Passing
ARI - David Johnson - Rushing
NYJ - Matt Forte - Rushing
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing
KC - Spencer Ware - Rushing

G#: NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
ARI - Carson Palmer - passing
NYG - Eli Manning - passing
SD - Melvin Gordon - rushing
ATL - Matt Ryan - passing

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
GB - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott -- Passing Yards
SEA - Christine Michael - Rushing yards

Goodell Number: NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards

Banking on Superdome Brees to carry me this week, which means it will horribly backfire.

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
PIT - DeAngelo Williams - Rushing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards
OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: NO - Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Feeling like this is a very bustable lineup but heck, gotta roll the dice

NYJ - Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing

G# - NO - Drew Brees - Passing

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
MIN- Matt Asiata- Rushing Yards
MIN- Jerick McKinnon- Rushing Yards
ARI- David Johnson- Rushing Yards
BUF- LeSean McCoy- Rushing Yards
LA- Todd Gurley- Rushing Yards
TB- Charles Simms- Receiving Yards
TB- Charles Simms- Rushing Yards
NYJ- Quincy Enunwa- Receiving Yards
SEA- Tyler Lockette- Receiving Yards
Goodell NO- Drew Brees- Passing Yards Yards

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


PHI- Carson Wentz- Passing Yards
PIT- Ben Roethlisberger- Passing Yards
DEN- Trevor Siemian- Passing Yards

G NO- Brandin Cooks- Receiving Yards

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

G# ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards

pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
OAK Derek Carr - passing
OAK Latavius Murray - rushing
DAL Dak Prescott - passing
BAL Joe Flacco - passing

Goodell # - ATL Devonta Freeman - rushing

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing
NYJ - Matt Forte - Rushing
WAS - Matt Jones - Rushing
PHI - Jordan Matthews - Receiving

G#:

ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
PHI - Carson Wentz: Passing Yards
PHI - Jordan Matthews: Receiving Yards
PIT - Antonio Brown: Receiving Yards
OAK - Michael Crabtree: Receiving Yards
ARI - David Johnson: Rushing Yards
SEA - Thomas Rawls: Rushing Yards

Goodell Number: NO - Drew Brees: Passing Yards

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
NYG: Eli Manning - Passing Yards
SD: Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
ARI: David Johnson - Rushing Yards
CHI: Jeremy Langford - Rushing Yards
TB: Mike Evans - Receiving Yards
PIT: Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

Goodell #: NO: Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
IND - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards
OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards
NYJ - Quincy Enunwa - Receiving Yards
DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
C.J. Anderson - Rushing Yards
Odell Beckham - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: Julio Jones - Receiving Yards

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