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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > I am going to watch SmackDown Live
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Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

oatgan posted:

its a very simple and classic wrestling angle theyve done justice to with good promo work and good wrestling matches

You know what's also classic? Bray Wyatt.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Someone stop that tiny angry woman.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
lmao

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

 noooo dont leave come back

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motherbox
Jul 19, 2013

 That was awesome lol.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
RIP Becky

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 whenever i see bray wyatt laughing for a lot of time in a row i whisper 'yeah' to myself. some good poo poo

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Well, that was fun. Who's next?

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
add to the list of things that have betrayed Becky: her own entrance

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makoto20
Nov 23, 2006

Soothing Vapors posted:

Miz is the best heel on SD and he's at least on the level of Bray Wyatt

if not him, then who?

Carmella maybe?

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bartok
May 10, 2006

CBJSprague24 posted:

Dolph Ziggler and Amy Schumer were a thing. Yikes.

Is Orton still wandering through the funhouse to find Bray?

The best part about it is that it lead to John Cena playing Ziggler's part in Amy Schumer's semi-autobiographical movie.

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

 hahahahahahah super slow-mo on the low blow

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
A short but effective segment.

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

 Was Becky supposed to have a match or... ?

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

 when are you going to debut you stupid idiot

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i wish someone would kill curt hawkins

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I hope Curt Hawkins dies irl so i never have to see these promos again

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

 Curt Hawkins might actually own

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Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

nooneofconsequence posted:

Was Becky supposed to have a match or... ?

she died :(

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Like so Vince didn't find out about the Chuck Norris meme until a month ago

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

 i cant imagine what they can do with this curt hawkins gimmick but at least they seem very aware that it is dumb as hell

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CBJSprague24 posted:

Well, that was fun. Who's next?

And the answer to this was...Curt Hawkins.

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Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Brock Lesnar posted:

i wish someone would kill curt hawkins

When you die Curt Hawkins is standing at the gates of heaven to welcome you.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

oatgan posted:

Curt Hawkins might actually own

I enjoy Curt Hawkins

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Brock Lesnar posted:

i wish someone would kill curt hawkins

Soothing Vapors posted:

I hope Curt Hawkins dies irl so i never have to see these promos again

lol

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Alexa owns, and holy poo poo I like the pigtails

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Curt Hawkins has a Newgrounds gimmick?

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Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
I want Hawkins to debut so I don't have to watch these anymore

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
 Curt Hawkins has become the worst something.
I can't quite place it.
Is he the internet, personified?

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Like a literal Newgrounds gimmick?

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Gordong Dongbay posted:

When you die Curt Hawkins is standing at the gates of heaven to welcome you.

but, i am curt hawkins

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

 Is Curt's gimmick supposed to be a kid locked in a room with a costume chest? Is he Brendon Small in Home Movies?

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Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
*browses something awful in 2005* this.... is my new gimmick

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Curt Hawkins has a Newgrounds gimmick?

I don't know what that is.

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Alexa is the greatest.

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

 i hope someday mojo rawley mistakes curt hawkins for zack ryder, and also something with edge maybe

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

 Boo! A Madea Halloween might be spookier than Bray's Spookfest

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makoto20
Nov 23, 2006

Ostentatious posted:

when are you going to debut you stupid idiot

When we are ready to face the facts! Fact: Curt Hawkins likes to talk between his legs!

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Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?
 If this Curt Hawkins poo poo is the sacrifice we have to make for the rest of Smackdown to be good then I'm ok with it.

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HeldenSterbenNicht posted:

Curt Hawkins has become the worst something.
I can't quite place it.


Curt Hawkins

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