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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Poor stormtrooper didn't get a hug, unless I missed it. :(

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

:10bux: says this jobber comes back later to get murked by Nia Jax

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
you goddamn idiot it's IT'S BAILEY get it right

bartok
May 10, 2006



The return of squash matches for non-monster hosses is weird.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Giving Bayley jobber matches is just the most confusing thing to me.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

"gun" my brain

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

bartok posted:

The return of squash matches for non-monster hosses is weird.


This is only to set up Bayley vs Braun Strowman

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

can we fire the announce team see what kings doing or something

I mean I guess we don't want him talking about Bayley's puppies but there has to be a better way

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
more jobbers, more

jobbers own

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

she's been dancing a lot since Takeover Brooklyn II and i dig it

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
How do they even pick these jobbers? This lady looks old and bland, but not completely green.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dangerous Person posted:

This is only to set up Bayley vs Braun Strowman

*Bailey approaches hesitantly*

*Braun stares down*

*she hugs him*

Braun: :3:

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
what a weird jobber match

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Oof that local talent was bad and stiff.

bartok
May 10, 2006



botchy botchy

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

we've hit diminishing jobber returns

we've emptied the jobber pool

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
:stare:

https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/785640615442722816

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Giving Bayley jobber matches is just the most confusing thing to me.

Bayley needs something to do and the Raw women's division has zero depth.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
that was possibly the worst bayley match I've ever seen

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

Why is bayley getting squash matches are we really out of women already

or are we just getting her ready for emmalina

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



THAT SON OF A BITCH DANA BROOKE

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The tube man is protecting her!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Borrowed Ladder posted:

How do they even pick these jobbers? This lady looks old and bland, but not completely green.

Probably just local indy dooders. They also tell them not to use flashy offense because, y'know, they're jobbers.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
:aaa:

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Has Bayley had a Little Miss version of herself on her titantron this whole time and I just noticed?

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Are we due Emmalina tonight?

CJTheran
Mar 31, 2010
Why in the world would you book a Bayley jobber squash

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

bartok posted:

Why do they want to revisit that lovely lovely match?

Maybe the WWE just wants to do a do over? Do the match again so they can "get it right" thing time?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



CJTheran posted:

Why in the world would you book a Bayley jobber squash

For the Dana beatdown...which was one move and should have been more

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

I find it hard to believe Lance Storm has smiled in the last 20 years. Then again, it IS Bayley.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Go away Mick Foley

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Diggin' Dana's new ring gear.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Chokes McGee posted:

*Bailey approaches hesitantly*

*Braun stares down*

*she hugs him*

Braun: :3:

This is how the Lesnar thing needs to end.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Blaise330 posted:

I find it hard to believe Lance Storm has smiled in the last 20 years. Then again, it IS Bayley.

He's smiling in his twitter av.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I require photo evidence.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
The tubemen are moving to protect Bayley! I told you they were sentient!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Evil Badman posted:

Are we due Emmalina tonight?

What the hell is Emmalina? Is it the same gimmick as before? I don't want Evil Aviators Emma to go away :(

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

give me a big time syringe of acid into the Leg Veins or other

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

CJTheran posted:

Why in the world would you book a Bayley jobber squash

the Raw women's roster is like three people wide, basically

not to say it's not dumb as poo poo, it is

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CJTheran
Mar 31, 2010

Eltoasto posted:

For the Dana beatdown...which was one move and should have been more

Well they could just have Bayley go over one of the normal cast members who isn't actively in a feud, like Emm...oh. Well how about Pai...oh. I mean there's Summer...oh.

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