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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The_Rob posted:

That was a good segment. gently caress y'all.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
bring me the skull of James Ellsworth

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

The_Rob posted:

That was a good segment. gently caress y'all.

I wouldn't say good, but it wasn't total poo poo like a lot of people are saying

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

James Ellsworth just made me cry.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ellsworth it.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Those Ellsworth T's are going to print money.

Am I right in assuming they're going up on the WWE store tonight?

Pretty sure they had those up last week.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

See that's goofy and dumb, but pretending that it's a sport.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

CBJSprague24 posted:

Those Ellsworth T's are going to print money.

Am I right in assuming they're going up on the WWE store tonight?

http://shop.wwe.com/james-ellsworth-authentic-t-shirt/W12527.html

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

dromal phrenia posted:

are they going to have AJ jump ellsworth before the match for the maximum heel heat?

Spirit Squad runs in for the save. Ziggler included.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Nikki might wear the pants but John wears the jorts.

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
I feel like Nikki dragged that segment down. Carmella was doing a pretty good jealous bitch speech and Nikki's painful monotone ruined it.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

WrasslorMonkey posted:

James Ellsworth just made me cry.

He's SO GENUINELY ENDEARING

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

CBJSprague24 posted:

Those Ellsworth T's are going to print money.

Am I right in assuming they're going up on the WWE store tonight?

They're already there.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

The_Rob posted:

You're watching a show where we have James Ellsworth wrestling AJ styles for the title.

Yeah! And they both care about that!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I liked that one idea someone had where Braun follows James Ellsworth to indy shows and any show he goes on, beats him up, and leaves, for years.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

explosivo posted:

I just found out yesterday that no, they are in fact not married!

:monocle:

What if they made a reality show called total smackdown

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon



Pre-Order

The expected in-stock date is Tue Nov 15 2016.

:smith:

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
After Zayn gets mashed by Braun he'll get a smackdown title shot like ellsworth

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

James Ellsworth is getting the push Colin Delaney deserved.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Del Rio is still in this one!

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Let's go Ellsworth!


Ellsworth rules!

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

VJeff posted:

Nikki wears the pants 'cause John wears the jorts.
You can't steal my shine

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

4 inch cut no femmes posted:

:monocle:

What if they made a reality show called total smackdown

I'd watch for Kane.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

4 inch cut no femmes posted:

:monocle:

What if they made a reality show called total smackdown

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Brock Lesnar posted:

bring me the skull of James Ellsworth

Okay but it won't have a lower jaw.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Shima Honnou posted:

Okay but it won't have a lower jaw.

Ew it'd just be shaped like a light bulb.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
That chilli's commercial looks like something the birthday boys would make.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Shima Honnou posted:

Okay but it won't have a lower jaw.

thats why i need it

i need to see what his skull looks like

motherbox
Jul 19, 2013

I want Ellsworth to win and for Smackdown Live to become some weird avante-garde wrestling show for a month or so.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI

purkey posted:

See that's goofy and dumb, but pretending that it's a sport.

I mean getting mad about someone who got into the WWE purely because of their looks and not because of any notable talent, cheated for a year long reign because of her sister's assistance, and gets to be a headliner despite losing constantly because she has famous boyfriend, seem like pretty legit gripes to have.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

motherbox posted:

I want Ellsworth to win and for Smackdown Live to become some weird avante-garde wrestling show for a month or so.

I want to live in a world where Ellsworth won the world heavyweight title before Cesaro.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

motherbox posted:

I want Ellsworth to win and for Smackdown Live to become some weird avante-garde wrestling show for a month or so.

this is what i've been hoping for since 1998

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Miz...he is AWESOME!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Blaise330 posted:

I want to live in a world where Ellsworth won the world heavyweight title before Cesaro.

on an infinite timeline anything is possible

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Ellsworth is Matt Hughes to AJ's GSP

Caesarian Sectarian
Oct 19, 2004

...

The loving Spirit Squad!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Smackdown has Ellsworth and the Spirit Squad. How the hell can Raw compete?

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
They should bring back kevin thorn

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

HEATH SLATER!

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