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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Shut up, Carrie Underwood.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I hope this loving ends in a 3-3 tie.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
imo a single tie should disqualify you from the playoffs

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Arizona: "We want the ball and we're going to be intensely underwhelming with it."

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I haven't been reading GDTs/TFF but I heard Al say "You'll want to kill yourself." And well here I am.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




CBJSprague24 posted:

What says Xort? Does Xort influence NFL games?

Xort has forsaken this game.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
This is gonna be a tie isn't it

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Brockenstein posted:

The Cardinals ask for the ball for some reason

Whoever punts first wins?

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

a patagonian cavy posted:

Bonus football! I hope it's good

Based on what preceded it, I'm guessing it won't be.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

CBJSprague24 posted:

"We already knew regulation was underwhelming."

Al gives no fucks.

This is precisely why I can't figure out why anybody wouldn't like him.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
God drat I just had a amazing 15 min jerk that Angela White is dynamite. Almost ran out of jergens tho :smith:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
This should have been a London game

Kill Europe's interest in football forever so we never have a London game again

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

Leon Einstein posted:

The missed flag on the blocked FG looms large. The refs have ruined this game.

The refs have made this game better than any of us could have possibly imagined.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

CBJSprague24 posted:

What says Xort? Does Xort influence NFL games?

poo poo dude why the gently caress not. He is the god of footballl chaos

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


EugeneJ posted:

Has this game set the record for punts yet

the league record for punts is 23

i think we can top it

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
hey also apparently some people died on the zombie show

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Flee

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Seriously with how pathetic the offenses are just kick it and enjoy your future 50 yard line starting spot

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx


IF ONLY

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

This is gonna be a tie isn't it

Inshallah

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
This is one of those games I'll warn young kids about when I'm old.

"Oh I've seen things your young eyes wouldn't believe. 3-3 game going to overtime on Sunday Night Football."

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
This game is worse than the Jets/Cardinals game from a few years ago

I didn't know that was possible

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

CBJSprague24 posted:

What says Xort? Does Xort influence NFL games?

Xort is a College god

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

Brockenstein posted:

This should have been a London game

Kill Europe's interest in football forever so we never have a London game again

but they love 3-3 footy matches??

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Brockenstein posted:

This should have been a London game

Kill Europe's interest in football forever so we never have a London game again

It'd backfire because a 3-3 football game in England is considered exciting.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
I feel like I'm watching an advanced Breaking Madden simulation

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Robnoxious posted:

Arizona: "We want the ball and we're going to be intensely underwhelming with it."

lmfao

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Please tie. Please.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Things I did before watching this in the late 4th quarter:
-Watched Goldfinger
-Watched YouTube videos
-Ate some food.

And I feel like I missed nothing.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Does anyone know why Mazda chose someone who sounds like a sleepy condescending accountant to be their spokesman?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Watch them score a TD on the first play.

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005
Someone just hurl a meteor at this poo poo.

Yodzilla posted:

I feel like I'm watching an advanced Breaking Madden simulation

Jon Bois would make it interesting and it'd have a kick rear end backing track.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Chinatown posted:

Please tie. Please.

Death is certain.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

razorscooter posted:

the league record for punts is 23

i think we can top it

YES WE CAN

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
stfu Cris

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Eifert Posting posted:

Does anyone know why Mazda chose someone who sounds like a sleepy condescending accountant to be their spokesman?

who the gently caress drives a mazda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


This is what TFF gets

Makes fun of the Cubs making the Series, proceeds to watch primetime OT game consisting of less points than Cubs game

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Things I did before watching this in the late 4th quarter:
-Watched Goldfinger
-Watched YouTube videos
-Ate some food.

And I feel like I missed nothing.

same

minus Goldfinger tho

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
This one time in Indonesia I was able to find this reputable warung down the back alleys of Blok M which was this dilapidated tenement in the part of Jakarta that had started sinking into the sea. They served us charcoal roasted chicken giblets coated in sambal. poo poo was so drat tasty but burnt so hard I got the squirts 10 minutes later and had to run around the corner and crap into some fetid stinking swamp water. Turned out some poor lady was washing her stuff in it. Nearly screamed the place down. That experience was way more enjoyable than watching this shitshow of a game.

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Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms
Maybe it's because I've heard too much Jim Nance, but I honestly don't mind Collingsworth and Michaels.

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