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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

milk milk lemonade posted:

Too bad for the Mavs, Seth Curry is pretty awful

This year Seth Curry might have more assists in his first game than Steph.

pubic works project posted:

Hahaha this is awesome. But the Pacers will win.

Nah, the Mavs are better at most positions.

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

RaySmuckles posted:

lmao, i tried to watch first take just to hear some people talk about the game last night and my god, my god, Stephen A Smith is loving awful. loving awful. it was painful.

If you want immediate video takes about nba, cbs sports sometimes has matt moore doing those autoplay videos. But if its a swarthy guy with the worlds most annoying voice, close your browser

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Marcus Morris is literally the best player at gaurding LEbron James in the NBA. So Why don't the Warriors trade Kevin Durant for Marcus Morris and Stanley Johnon takes his role

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



RaySmuckles posted:

lmao, i tried to watch first take just to hear some people talk about the game last night and my god, my god, Stephen A Smith is loving awful. loving awful. it was painful.

Crab rangoon, things of that nature.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Shear Modulus posted:

Crab rangoon, things of that nature.
First take owns

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Dejan Bimble posted:

Marcus Morris is literally the best player at gaurding LEbron James in the NBA. So Why don't the Warriors trade Kevin Durant for Marcus Morris and Stanley Johnon takes his role

Marcus Morris is a cool guy. I look forward to watching him shoot midrange jumpers all night tonight.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Shear Modulus posted:

Crab rangoon, things of that nature.

Its worth sharing the whole thing.

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/212767135901024256


And what the hell.


https://twitter.com/Hegelbon/status/492741034749620224

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

ozymandius1024 posted:

Marcus Morris is a cool guy. I look forward to watching him shoot midrange jumpers all night tonight.

Marcus Morris is pure Philadlelphia which make shim pure Detroit , the only other way to be pure Detroitiso tbe pure Louisiana or Alabama. Very important to have those guys on the team

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

He also shot people from a university tower, making him pure Austin

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

RaySmuckles posted:

lmao, i tried to watch first take just to hear some people talk about the game last night and my god, my god, Stephen A Smith is loving awful. loving awful. it was painful.

The worst thing about Stephen A Smith is that I feel like he's not in on the joke. Skip Bayless at least gives me the sense that he knows why we're laughing at him

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Happy Joel Embiid day my friends. We made it.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
I just realized that no one blew up their team last year. The biggest midseason "we are now tanking" trade last year was probably Kieff to Washington.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

The only NBA media you need is podcasts and TNT

Any good podcast recommendations?

Spurs in particular?

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Cash Monet posted:

Keep anime out. OUT WITH YOUR ANIME.

yo man Steven Adams is scary af he can do what he wants

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

I just realized that no one blew up their team last year. The biggest midseason "we are now tanking" trade last year was probably Kieff to Washington.

Bulls weirdly blew up their team. Not really for picks for a very different, weird team. They are really only playing 1 starter from last year.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Jota posted:

Happy Joel Embiid day my friends. We made it.

I believe

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Seven Hundred Bee posted:

both KD and SC tear their ACLs in a horrible mid court collision (this one would be sad :()

This would actually not be sad

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

MourningView posted:

yo man Steven Adams is scary af he can do what he wants

he both is and is not, he seems like one of the most approachable nba dudes

just don't piss him off

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Duncan should unretire mid season and play 10-15 minutes a game.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

AggressivelyStupid posted:

This would actually not be sad
no we do not need to have a discussion about whether injuries are moral again

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Dejan Bimble posted:

Marcus Morris is literally the best player at gaurding LEbron James in the NBA. So Why don't the Warriors trade Kevin Durant for Marcus Morris and Stanley Johnon takes his role

i think morey trading mookey mook morris for some random second rounders was probably one of his worse low key moves as a GM

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

RaySmuckles posted:

Any good podcast recommendations?

Spurs in particular?

I don't know spurs. But you should be listening to Duncd on and Zach Lowe at least. Try real gm and the vertical of you have time.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Spacebump posted:

Duncan should unretire mid season and play 10-15 minutes a game.

unironically this

boxcarhobo posted:

he both is and is not, he seems like one of the most approachable nba dudes

just don't piss him off

true, the last guy who got on adams' bad side was draymond green, and the stress of it got to him so bad it led to him blowing a 3-1 lead

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

RaySmuckles posted:

Any good podcast recommendations?

Spurs in particular?

My favorite NBA podcast is the Starters.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I know it won't happen but i want the Sixers to sign Duncan for a year.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



euphronius posted:

I know it won't happen but i want the Sixers to sign Duncan for a year.

Them signing Manu seemed impossible until it almost happened.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Spacebump posted:

Duncan should unretire mid season and play 10-15 minutes a game.

nah, he can stay retired. the man is a legend. a god. but retirement is the best thing for him and the team.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

straight up brolic posted:

no we do not need to have a discussion about whether injuries are moral again

Who said anything about moral :frogc00l:

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Duncan sees the video of Adams calling One Punch Man a classic, and scoffs.

"You're so young still, Steven..."

He slips disc two of the Utena first set from its case

"You have so much to learn still..."

He slides the disc in his ancient DVD player, and relaxes into his favorite chair with a sigh.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Jota posted:

Happy Joel Embiid day my friends. We made it.

The greatest of days

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
i hear you guys have bad opinions and love dumb articles so read mine:

https://pantsfreezone.wordpress.com/2016/10/26/the-2017-nba-preseason-report-the-new-look-miami-heat-suicide-squad/

or don't

Apparently, the Nets offered Tyler Johnson more than the $50 million he signed for

Go Heat, gently caress LeBron

see you guys in June

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Time posted:

I legit think it has a depth to it that most sports movies don't. It's really fantastic and I don't even watch hockey

The same director did the FUBAR movies, AKA the only movies in the world to ever be set in Alberta (other than all the ones that come here to film their mountain scenes) :canada:. He's got a good handle on portraying empathetic Canadian idiots.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
god, wasn't that show the end result of having skip and sas cover pti for a week?

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
I just learned that Devin Harris sprained his big toe that didn't have experimental surgery. This guy is just unlucky with big toes I guess.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Spacebump posted:

I just learned that Devin Harris sprained his big toe that didn't have experimental surgery. This guy is just unlucky with big toes I guess.

Toe Harris sounds like a plausible 70's ABA name so I see no reason not to think of him that way. Canon updated

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Jota posted:

Happy Joel Embiid day my friends. We made it.

See, you post things like this and you end up with teammates barfing on the court and saying things like "it sounded like a loving gunshot, man"

Never hope, death is certain, enjoy Arby's, etc.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Did you watch any basketball last night Russ?

https://instagram.com/p/BMCVK85js73/

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

straight up brolic posted:

Did you watch any basketball last night Russ?

https://instagram.com/p/BMCVK85js73/

Hahaha

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Hawks gave Schroeder 4/$70.

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boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

I just watched the condensed Jazz v Blazers and man, Dame was going right at Gobert and Diaw and taking ridiculous shots with 0 fear, that was impressive

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