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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

He's been endearing since summer league but this is just great

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Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne

Dexo posted:

They are watching the dominance of the zero space and pace team the Bulls(Number 1 offense in the league baby) assembled.

stocking up on alphas, clearing cap space to take on rudy gay's alpha contract--maybe even placing calls on some of Chicago's alphas.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Gynecolojustice posted:

its tough with hairy thighs :(

No that's when it's super pro

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

morestuff posted:

Apparently OKC's sending a first-rounder, which seems dumb but I guess it'll either be a 28th pick or never get conveyed

OK, yeah

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/793537827892002816

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
The Three Alphas blueprint. 30x15 Alphas.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Bush Did Outer Heaven posted:

stocking up on alphas, clearing cap space to take on rudy gay's alpha contract--maybe even placing calls on some of Chicago's alphas.

Alphas most definitely do not spend all their free time playing Starcraft so I'm glad Utah recognized this deficiency and signed Joe Johnson

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
1-29 protected

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Dudes trying so hard to get his chill card revoked

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
I can't believe we're just glossing over the fact that Steven Adams uses a complete clown phone.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

cravius posted:

1-29 protected

This is just insulting fans.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

MourningView posted:

E: I put up with like two decades of people making fun of John Stockton's shorts, y'all don't get to suddenly pretend that you think they're cool now
But they are cool now. but they're only cool now and they weren't cool back when Stockton wore them. Sorry but that's how it is, because back then people wore them short solely because the Fab Five hadn't invented big shorts yet. Now that big shorts have been invented and mainstreamed, to wear the short shorts is to actively reject the big shorts in favor of confidently showing off your big muscular thighs, which is cool

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
there's nothing better than a well-developed hamstring, revealed for the world to admire

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



wearing tight short shorts on national tv is a pretty alpha move if you think about it

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

cravius posted:

1-29 protected

I'm seeing 1-20 protected which is a bit more fair.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Picking up ersan should help

Embiid is the only guy hitting shots

alansmithee
Jan 25, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Dexo posted:

Desus and Mero are great. Also they aren't being entirely serious.

Everyone should watch Deus and Mero.

Mero doesn't seem nearly as funny as he is in articles and whatnot. Desus is a funny dude though.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Redgrendel2001 posted:

I'm seeing 1-20 protected which is a bit more fair.

Yeah, thats what it looks like

https://twitter.com/BobbyMarks42/status/793541987764953093

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

leftist heap posted:

I can't believe we're just glossing over the fact that Steven Adams uses a complete clown phone.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


That's a lot for jerami grant

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Which one of them came up with Kristaps Porslingzdick because that is great

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Ersan probably demanded a trade because Kanter wouldn't stop talking to him about Gulenism

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

alansmithee posted:

Mero doesn't seem nearly as funny as he is in articles and whatnot. Desus is a funny dude though.

Mero will occasionally just get the most amazing alley-oop that he crushes.

Gynecolojustice posted:

Which one of them came up with Kristaps Porslingzdick because that is great

It's one of Desus' aliases.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Ersan probably demanded a trade because Kanter wouldn't stop talking to him about Gulenism

Ersan is most likely an Uzbek.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Tacit admission that Dario saric is not ready to play starters minutes

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

cravius posted:

What's a jerami grant

He's basically KJ McDaniels without the crazy rear end mom

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
the tank continues 🙃

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

I respect this more than a Samsung Galaxy Edge.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I like this trade for this Sixers

Good job Coangelos

Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne
the Thunder could've just drafted this guy if it wasn't for The Huestis Plan.

I mean, I suspect they're going to use that cap space to take on salary in another move.

still though.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
OKC is going to be really bad at 3pt this year.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

leftist heap posted:

OKC is going to be really bad at 3pt this year.

They were going to be bad before this trade. I think they've full accepted it.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



leftist heap posted:

OKC is going to be really bad at 3pt this year.

excuse me one russell westbrook is shooting 44% from 3

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I'm really confused why we traded Ersan

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

I thought this was the good Grant

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Thunder now have two of the most violent rim attackers

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Jerami Grant is always eye popping in Sixers games, but idk if he's actually good

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Henchman of Santa posted:

Thunder now have two of the most violent rim attackers

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

straight up brolic posted:

Jerami Grant is always eye popping in Sixers games, but idk if he's actually good

I guess we will find out soon.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Metapod posted:

I'm really confused why we traded Ersan

I think they are under the cap now

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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Dwight wins Mavs Halloween. I'm assuming that's Barea as Antman, hilarious.

Carlosologist posted:

https://twitter.com/MarcJSpearsESPN/status/793519935473332224

I think this is pretty cool, the NBA does everything the best so it'll be a good show

Hopefully it turns out better than the Player's Choice Awards. Such a disaster they canceled it after year 1 and didn't even announce all the awards.


Whenever this gets posted, someone should always mention this was deep into the smart phone era.


Lol, great tweets.

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