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How much of Assassin's Creed is devoted to Fassbender's giant donger?
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Nov 15, 2016 22:03
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oldpainless posted:How much of Assassin's Creed is devoted to Fassbender's giant donger? It's how he connects to the Animus.
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Nov 15, 2016 22:04
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Please, it's called a "hidden blade".
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Nov 15, 2016 22:05
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oldpainless posted:How much of Assassin's Creed is devoted to Fassbender's giant donger? I'm not allowed to talk about the artifact.
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Nov 15, 2016 22:21
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kiimo posted:I'm not allowed to talk about the artifact. The lesser-known Banana of Eden.
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Nov 15, 2016 22:26
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Stare-Out posted:It's how he connects to the Animus. Wait, I thought he called his the Animus.
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Nov 15, 2016 22:51
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kiimo posted:soooooo nobody else sees Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia? I was just about to post that!
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Nov 16, 2016 07:19
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kiimo posted:Me upon seeing this when it was just a proof: "soooooo nobody else sees Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia? It's just me?" I was ignored. Nobody else sees that because nobody remembers Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia
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Nov 16, 2016 07:25
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Probably the best result for everyone, including Jake.
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Nov 16, 2016 07:36
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Jerry Bruckheimer never forgets.
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Nov 16, 2016 07:39
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http://www.slashfilm.com/sequel-2-art-show/ An art exhibit featuring movie posters for sequels that never happened.
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Nov 16, 2016 15:03
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Gonz posted:http://www.slashfilm.com/sequel-2-art-show/ I never realized how much I would want Egg Shen and the Six Demon Bag to be a thing before I followed your link.
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Nov 16, 2016 15:37
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I kinda want that Being Jeff Goldblum poster.
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Nov 16, 2016 15:39
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I like that they included a Nic Cage Superman poster as, I guess, a sequel to those proof of concept shots of Nic Cage in a Superman suit.
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Nov 16, 2016 15:59
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Mr. Squishy posted:I like that they included a Nic Cage Superman poster as, I guess, a sequel to those proof of concept shots of Nic Cage in a Superman suit. Presumably it's a sequel to the Reeve Superman movies.
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Nov 16, 2016 16:07
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I would, hands down, go see an Egg Shen movie.
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Nov 16, 2016 16:41
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I love Big Trouble in Little China with all my heart, but I'd rather have The Last Dragon 2. Both original movies would make for an excellent double-bill.
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Nov 16, 2016 16:58
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caligulamprey posted:I love Big Trouble in Little China with all my heart, but I'd rather have The Last Dragon 2. Maybe a crossover?
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Nov 16, 2016 18:04
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Lizard Combatant posted:Probably the best result for everyone, including Jake. The failure of that movie is probably a big reason why we ended up getting his two Villenueve collaborations and Nightcrawler, so it definitely worked out for everyone.
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Nov 16, 2016 18:22
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I still want Rocketeer : Crimson Skies 
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Nov 16, 2016 18:39
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10 Beers posted:I would, hands down, go see an Egg Shen movie. We need a prequel exploring past conflict between Egg and Lo Pan and the war between the Chiang Sing and the Wing Kong, not some wankfest sequel starring The Rock.
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Nov 16, 2016 19:38
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:I still want Rocketeer : Crimson Skies Same. But I'm also sad we haven't heard anything else about Rocketeers, seemed like a rad concept. How has nobody posted this yet  What a wonderful contrast to those Assassins Creed and Rogue One posters.
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Nov 16, 2016 19:38
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feedmyleg posted:Same. But I'm also sad we haven't heard anything else about Rocketeers, seemed like a rad concept. That has to be one of the best posters of the year, easy. E: there should be a yearly poster award thread IMHO, like how the D&D political cartoons threads does awards for worst political cartoon.
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Nov 16, 2016 19:45
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On first viewing I thought this was two rad posters, but instead it's one extremely rad poster.
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Nov 16, 2016 19:48
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Improbable Lobster posted:E: there should be a yearly poster award thread IMHO, like how the D&D political cartoons threads does awards for worst political cartoon. I'd be down for this. Least Readable Least Nessescary Character Posters Worst Photoshop Worst Photoshop on a Woman Least Effort Most Direct-To-Video-esque Overall Worst Poster
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Nov 16, 2016 19:56
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The idea is nice but the realistic soldiers and water is throwing me off. I also thought I was looking at 2 separate posters. The hard break in the middle is jarring.
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Nov 16, 2016 19:59
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Kumaton posted:I'd be down for this. Nominating yourself  ?
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Nov 16, 2016 20:01
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oldpainless posted:Nominating yourself Yeah, it's probably best if we removed those categories. I wouldn’t want to sweep the awards. 
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Nov 16, 2016 20:06
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feedmyleg posted:Same. But I'm also sad we haven't heard anything else about Rocketeers, seemed like a rad concept. King Kong don't surf
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Nov 16, 2016 20:39
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feedmyleg posted:Same. But I'm also sad we haven't heard anything else about Rocketeers, seemed like a rad concept.
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Nov 16, 2016 20:43
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Lizard Combatant posted:The idea is nice but the realistic soldiers and water is throwing me off. I also thought I was looking at 2 separate posters. The hard break in the middle is jarring. I like the poster, but maybe that's because it reminds me of old-school monster effects where the real actors were in the foreground combined with footage of a man-in-costume or normal sized real animal seemingly looming giant over a hilltop in between the two.
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Nov 16, 2016 20:44
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feedmyleg posted:Same. But I'm also sad we haven't heard anything else about Rocketeers, seemed like a rad concept. My only problem with this is the top half feels very illustration-y and the bottom half photograph-y. Otherwise great poster, and viewing the real thing it might look totally different.
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Nov 16, 2016 20:57
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That poster is cool, but I just noticed while seeing the thumbnail that Kong looks like a skull in the distance.
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Nov 16, 2016 21:00
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Improbable Lobster posted:That has to be one of the best posters of the year, easy. I don't vote in them anymore, but CineD has done the annual CineBytes awards before (or maybe they were switched to "the Goonies") and this would be a great category. There's already a Best Trailer category. Bring it up in GenChat.
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Nov 16, 2016 21:01
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Lizard Combatant posted:The idea is nice but the realistic soldiers and water is throwing me off. I also thought I was looking at 2 separate posters. The hard break in the middle is jarring. For me I love everything about it, but Kong should be a silhouette. With the sun behind him, we shouldn't see any features. Seeing his face kind of stands out as off to me. I think the ambiguity of just a silhouette would add the impact of the poster as well. Photoshop goons: Activate!
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Nov 16, 2016 21:07
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The (only) thing that excites me most about Kong is Terry Notary playing Kong. He's like the other Andy Serkis and is pretty much a movement expert when comes to playing apes or orcs or whatever.
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Nov 16, 2016 21:15
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flosofl posted:For me I love everything about it, but Kong should be a silhouette. With the sun behind him, we shouldn't see any features. Seeing his face kind of stands out as off to me. I think the ambiguity of just a silhouette would add the impact of the poster as well. I'd rather Kong make a much more obvious pose if it was going to be only a silhouette to prevent him from getting lost in the shadows of the mountains.
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Nov 16, 2016 21:17
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Stare-Out posted:The (only) thing that excites me most about Kong is Terry Notary playing Kong. He's like the other Andy Serkis and is pretty much a movement expert when comes to playing apes or orcs or whatever. All these gorillas hanging around in zoos with open schedules and they go hire another white guy.
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Nov 16, 2016 22:11
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Electromax posted:All these gorillas hanging around in zoos with open schedules and they go hire another white guy. Well they've changed the character of King Kong to be white so at least Terry won't be in gorilla-face.
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Nov 16, 2016 22:13
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Lizard Combatant posted:The idea is nice but the realistic soldiers and water is throwing me off. I also thought I was looking at 2 separate posters. The hard break in the middle is jarring.
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Nov 16, 2016 22:16
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