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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
She's doin' it on purpose.

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Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Um what''s with Lana's muffin top she aint even fat

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
She did it on purpose, you marks!

also Rusev is going to get cucked again

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

hasn't lana referred to canada as america/the usa before

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
every country is America, when you think about it

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
What's Enzo's singles win/loss record? What's his finishing move?

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
BOO

MORE MALE NUDITY

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Brock Lesnar posted:

Face Seth Rollins is exactly the same as heel Seth Rollins

I dunno, his current writing has lost a lot of the swagger and zazz (if you will) he had as a heel. Laughing maniacally all the time, kinda struttin around, holding eulogies for Dean Ambrose, threatening to kill people, there was a lot more "Edge" if you will, more "Copeland" if you will. I think they could be doing a lot better with Seth's babyface material.

Be more flashy, energetic, over-the-top etc. The Rock is popular, don't make babyfaces more "normal". Look how over the eccentric heel Jericho is. Anyhoo, my take.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Blaise330 posted:

What's Enzo's singles win/loss record? What's his finishing move?

the emerald flowsion

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I wanna see/hear this on the wrestlemania stage so much

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Blaise330 posted:

What's Enzo's singles win/loss record? What's his finishing move?

he beat luke gallows by putting a pumpkin on his head and doing a ddt to him

it was dumb

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Um what''s with Lana's muffin top she aint even fat

Clothes are too tight.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

Blaise330 posted:

What's Enzo's singles win/loss record? What's his finishing move?

He's got some DDT thing and maybe that splash idk

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ahahahaha, lana is a slut hahahahaha #womensrevolution

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


this is so stupid and funny

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

enormous slam on rusev's dick

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Heh, Rusev isn't even erect right now.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
hahahahahaha best use of SAWFT ever

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the rusev has the soggy rice krispy dick

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So is Big Cass saying that Enzo had an erection earlier?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



that ain't PG

bartok
May 10, 2006



So Rusev would be flaccid if Enzo and Big Cass looked at his dick?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
More babyfaces insulting Rusev's sex life. :laffo:

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Ah yes Tim Horton's, the most upscale of romantic Canadian date locations

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


All we wanted when this team got called up was a tag title run :smith:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
its always cold in siberia

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Enzowned

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I am down for some Cass and Rusev hossing it up.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Well yeah that's gonna happen

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Um what''s with Lana's muffin top she aint even fat

This thread thinks everybody is fat, even Jericho got called a chubby dad earlier. It's mayhem.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Enzo's prematch poo poo talk counts as part of the match's run-time right?

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

DoctorGonzo posted:

ahahahaha, lana is a slut hahahahaha #womensrevolution

Remember, Lana needs to be punished for ruining an angle...

How long ago was it that Summer/Rusev was a thing?

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Rusev is such a great face, defending the honor of his wife like that

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Um what''s with Lana's muffin top she aint even fat

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Welp Enzo kinda deserved that!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Kuroyama posted:

Remember, Lana needs to be punished for ruining an angle...

How long ago was it that Summer/Rusev was a thing?

not long enough

like rusev's penis

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Chris James 2 posted:

All we wanted when this team got called up was a tag title run :smith:

Them vs heel new day is all ive wanted since like summer 2015

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The right man won.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
WADE BARRETT

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Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Chris James 2 posted:

All we wanted when this team got called up was a tag title run :smith:

Well, that and the New Day/Enzo on the mic at the same time

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