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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Flikken posted:

Didn't he actually do a bunch of financial planning and could retire today and party the rest of his life?

Yup. He's basically setup to do whatever he wants forever, which is why he should retire while he still can do whatever he wants.

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Spoeank posted:

Yup. He's basically setup to do whatever he wants forever, which is why he should retire while he still can do whatever he wants.

im pretty sure this is what he wants to do

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lote posted:

*phone rings. Gronk answers*

"Hey Gronk, this is Brazzers. We want to offer you a $2 million per year contract, indefinitely, to star in our movies!"


Even the monkey's paw doesn't hate Gronk.

Don't you think he gets to bang chicks as hot, if not hotter than the average... heck even the above average porn starlet, on the reg?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

But seriously, how did Branch win his appeal for testing positive for weed? I didn't think there was basically any way you could win those.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

evilweasel posted:

But seriously, how did Branch win his appeal for testing positive for weed? I didn't think there was basically any way you could win those.

quote:

Branch, 31, was told two weeks ago that he had failed a drug test, and according to the Boston Herald, Branch appealed it immediately thereafter because there were traces of marijuana in his system from a previously failed test. Branch already was in the NFL drug program, so he was eligible to be tested as many as 10 times per month per NFL rules. According to the Herald report, there were no new traces of the drug in his system, which led to the NFL’s eventual about face.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Clowney out against the Packers, gently caress

Texans gonna get annihilated

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Intruder posted:

Clowney out against the Packers, gently caress

Texans gonna get annihilated

gasp

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Shangri-Law School posted:

Assuming DeAndre Levy doesn't play, the Lions will have two linebackers tomorrow against the number two scoring offense: Antwione Williams, a fifth-round rookie, and Josh Bynes, whom they re-signed a month ago after cutting him from IR to start the year. Not exactly ideal.

It's actually very ideal.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Intruder posted:

Clowney out

I've seen this phrase so often I now instinctively think people just copy paste it, so I'm always shocked when it's actually new news

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Chris James 2 posted:

I've seen this phrase so often I now instinctively think people just copy paste it, so I'm always shocked when it's actually new news

Actually just the first game he'll miss this year (I found that surprising too).

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


So basically he didn't smoke any more weed, it was just the weed that he had smoked when he failed the last time.

Why don't people use that excuse more? "Nah, I didn't smoke any more, that was there last time. It's the same weed."

Edit: or the NFL could enter the 21st loving century and just let dudes smoke weed.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Kalli posted:

Gronk is also one of the few people who could live just bouncing around from paid party appearances.

*Gronk removes sunglasses, eyes bloodshot*

Party on contest winners. Party on.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

DC Murderverse posted:

So basically he didn't smoke any more weed, it was just the weed that he had smoked when he failed the last time.

Why don't people use that excuse more? "Nah, I didn't smoke any more, that was there last time. It's the same weed."

Edit: or the NFL could enter the 21st loving century and just let dudes smoke weed.

They're just getting ahead of incoming AG Sessions sending the DEA to states with legalization. Besides we all know opiates have no downsides!

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

fishing with the fam posted:

*Gronk removes sunglasses, eyes bloodshot*

Party on contest winners. Party on.

The grunkalunkas are all former Patriot WRs painted orange.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Amy Pole Her posted:

You put Brandon loving Weeden on the same list as Tebow and Bosworth wtf

He beat Andrew Luck in a bowl game!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


GOAT

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Remember how Hackenberg was so horrible in college because the system sucked? Sure didn't look at sucky tonight... Also Joe Knew.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
My system sucks, Hackenberg says, as the ball flies into the stands on a check down

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

DC Murderverse posted:

So basically he didn't smoke any more weed, it was just the weed that he had smoked when he failed the last time.

Why don't people use that excuse more? "Nah, I didn't smoke any more, that was there last time. It's the same weed."

Edit: or the NFL could enter the 21st loving century and just let dudes smoke weed.

I recall the Diaz Brothers in MMA making the same claim. Something about how pot hangs around in your system a lot longer. I don't recall what if any scientific facts were involved though.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/805333470516047872



we lose

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Trast posted:

I recall the Diaz Brothers in MMA making the same claim. Something about how pot hangs around in your system a lot longer. I don't recall what if any scientific facts were involved though.

That's the problem with it, THC and it's metabolites are fat soluble, so they hang around in the body a lot longer than cocaine or amphetamines that you just piss out in a day or two. If you're a heavy user it can take a month of detox (to use a general term) to get a clean result. That Canadian snowboarder (ross rebagliati?) in the Tokyo Olympics had a similar problem, but was allowed to keep his medals.
This also speaks to the inherent unfairness of drug testing. You can use/abuse a lot of drugs still and pass a drug test fine with just a few days notice, unless it's weed that you're using/abusing.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
If you could swap lives with any NFL player, who would it be?

I'd bet that it would mainly come down to Gronk or Brady.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Silly Burrito posted:

If you could swap lives with any NFL player, who would it be?

I'd bet that it would mainly come down to Gronk or Brady.

And have to live in Boston all winter? No thanks.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Spoeank posted:

Yup. He's basically setup to do whatever he wants forever, which is why he should retire while he still can do whatever he wants.

So skimming this thread Gronk is basically the equivalent of Frankie Muniz.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Also lmao

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/805393582068760576

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved


Lmao. Those Eagle fans clamoring for him may get what you wish for

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Silly Burrito posted:

If you could swap lives with any NFL player, who would it be?

I'd bet that it would mainly come down to Gronk or Brady.

Ryan Tannehill

You get to be invincible, your wife is very pretty and you are a top ten QB

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Silly Burrito posted:

I'd bet that it would mainly come down to Gronk or Brady.

Makes sense. Nobody wants to be a black guy.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Silly Burrito posted:

If you could swap lives with any NFL player, who would it be?

I'd bet that it would mainly come down to Gronk or Brady.

Dak Prescott for the greatness, or Mark Sanchez for getting paid to have sideline seats all season long.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/805420310002548736




lol

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


lol

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

haha

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Get the gently caress outta here

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

:siren: snow game alert

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/805419506843680769

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
So Fisher has to have some very compromising photos of Kroenke, right? What possible other explanation is there for keeping him on? His teams are so unwatchable, it has to be hurting their efforts to build in the new market.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The best part is that the extension has been done for a while but is "leaking" now because the Rams FO know it would piss everyone off hahaha

https://twitter.com/alexmarvez/status/805421683041505280

Going to be hilarious to think about after they get murdered by the Rams today.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

If Aaron Donald breaks Brady for good the extension is well worth it.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Thanks for the top 5 draft pick Rams :hehe:

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
Jeff Fisher will be the first coach to sign an extension and get fired in the same season

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Fisher is going to get the all-time coaching loss record, and then lap the field of losers.

NOBODY is going to touch that loss record when he's through with it! :colbert:

Diva Cupcake posted:

If Aaron Donald breaks Brady for good the extension is well worth it.

The Rams pass rush is actually poo poo this year.

If Brady gets sacked to death this year it'll be the Broncos, who already have 35 goddamn sacks. :stare:

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Dec 4, 2016

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