itt markov bots: The aging millennials speak in their crude dildo pidgin.

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Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

theflyingexecutive posted:

what chat platform are they using?

seebotschat uses google homes using cleverbot with tts/voice recognition in between, at least as far as i can tell

# ? Jan 9, 2017 09:34

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# ? May 10, 2024 19:43

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

https://my.mixtape.moe/ahykoa.mp4
what song is this

e: too big to link because apparently links turn into videos?

# ? Jan 9, 2017 09:58

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/818452196526321664

# ? Jan 9, 2017 14:58

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

even wyr is getting in on the Shmorkfest

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/818458744761761793

# ? Jan 9, 2017 15:26

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

WrenP-Complete posted:

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/818452196526321664

i like to think of this as a brutal mic-drop iceburn

# ? Jan 9, 2017 15:33

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

Captain Foo posted:

i like to think of this as a brutal mic-drop iceburn

it p much is

e: oh wait is that you in the convo? well lol anyweay

# ? Jan 9, 2017 20:43

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/819183616420880384

man this is a tough one

# ? Jan 12, 2017 01:59

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

gonna go w beer

# ? Jan 12, 2017 02:28

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Powaqoatse posted:

gonna go w beer

# ? Jan 12, 2017 09:40

Pile Of Garbage: May 28, 2007

holey moley wrenp jrodimus is amazing atm

# ? Jan 12, 2017 16:57

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

cheese-cube posted:

holey moley wrenp jrodimus is amazing atm

lol he's getting better, right? send me seedwords

or just seeds

# ? Jan 12, 2017 17:03

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

lol

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/818811636119117824

# ? Jan 12, 2017 17:04

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3804685&perpage=40&pagenumber=14#post468274119

lmao

# ? Jan 12, 2017 22:21

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/819909839325380608

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/819911812699275265

# ? Jan 13, 2017 19:40

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

WrenP-Complete posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3804685&perpage=40&pagenumber=14#post468274119

lmao

lol

# ? Jan 13, 2017 19:53

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

this is fine.

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/820394202605518848

# ? Jan 14, 2017 23:20

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/theonly2genders/status/820434793372459009

# ? Jan 15, 2017 02:12

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

WrenP-Complete posted:

this is fine.

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/820394202605518848

lol

# ? Jan 15, 2017 10:06

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/819909897701785600

# ? Jan 15, 2017 10:28

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/819909897701785600

gently caress thats self awareness right there :ohdear:

# ? Jan 15, 2017 11:08

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

big scary monsters posted:

libertarian bot is way too fuckin real

# ? Jan 15, 2017 12:06

Captain Billy Pissboy: Oct 25, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo; College Slice

i decided to get in on this by creating a simple markov bot and training it on the lyrics of bieber and slayer. here's some of the results

code:

'gonna be one less lonely girl 
I'm coming for you (No no) 
Don't need these other pretty faces like 
I need is one love, one love, one love, one heart 
Baby give it to you 

[Chorus:] 
If I was your boyfriend (boyfriend), never let you go 
 
[Chorus]
You're my special little lady 
The one you can't kill me 
I will survive eternity 
Go through the boundaries of Hell 
No one has a solid answer 
But just walking in the pentagram 
And seal your battered tomb 
Your life falls in my grasp 
You know your end tonight 
You think you can see the look on my face 
And ain't going nowhere

code:

fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind playing tricks
On a body so very young
Feeling as if no one cares
The fear runs down your spine
But
I know we gotta do it like you do me
Kiss me, kiss me
Say that you miss me
Tell me you love me
Fool me, fool me
Oh, how you do me
Kiss me, kiss me
Say that you miss me
Tell me you love me
We're big enough to stand in the snow
Burr

code:

Baby no no nobody has got what
I need to look in your skull begins pushing through your eyes every time to see you in this Hell
Spells surround me day and night
Stricken by the sword Watch as flowers decay
On (the) cryptic life that i could fear
The only thing that would be on the hottest ticket now, oh (eh, eh, eh)
We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight
I wanna do is dance under the moon 'Cause all
I need is one love, one heart
Baby give it to you and it's up to you

If I could just die in your way
The throes of insanity feel just like
A war inside you everyday
Time waits - for no one
Won't stop 'til the desperation ends
You've found yourself chasing death
Oblivious until the w-w-world ends
Make you dance do a spin and a and

this one's my favorite so far

code:

One less lonely girl
One less lonely girl (I'm coming for you
I promise I'll be there

A force of Satan's might
Fighting the curse
Break it, I must fall

Victim of fortune my sources grow small
Life slips away As demons come forth
Death takes my hand in pools of blood

Can rip your soul
The wretched dream is realized
All men are not created equal

Only the words to say what's up 'Cause
I'm made for you, one less lonely girl
One less lonely girl (yeah yea) [2x]

I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
There's gonna be one less lonely girl (I'm coming for you)
I'll show you all

Die by the sword and help to contain
The helpless minds of you
Girl, I'm in love (in love)

Captain Billy Pissboy fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Jan 16, 2017

# ? Jan 16, 2017 07:15

Westie: May 30, 2013; Baboon Simulator

Getright downlo posted:

# ? Jan 16, 2017 10:18

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

lmao

it's picking out a number of lines verbatim though, might be worth expanding the corpus. i'd suggest adding cannibal corpse and the backstreet boys

# ? Jan 16, 2017 11:54

Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

big scary monsters posted:

lmao

it's picking out a number of lines verbatim though, might be worth expanding the corpus. i'd suggest adding cannibal corpse and the backstreet boys

yeah it's doing huge sections of stuff verbatim
edit add TISM lyrics to the corpus

# ? Jan 16, 2017 14:23

Feisty-Cadaver: Jun 1, 2000; The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.

somebody please find the mmmbop / morbid angel mashup (I think the track they used was 'where the slime live')

the one thing I really truly miss from the internet loving ages ago

# ? Jan 16, 2017 14:58

Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

Feisty-Cadaver posted:

somebody please find the mmmbop / morbid angel mashup (I think the track they used was 'where the slime live')

the one thing I really truly miss from the internet loving ages ago

cool thing that we all want to find

# ? Jan 16, 2017 15:00

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Crime on a Dime posted:

edit add TISM lyrics to the corpus

Tom Lehrer too, while you're at it.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 15:26

Captain Billy Pissboy: Oct 25, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo; College Slice

i sanitized the corpus a bit and added cannibal corpse and backstreet boys. its still taking large chunks verbatim but i think some of thats because the language is so different.

code:

i wanna feel your body rock 
cause all i need is one love 
one heart cause all i see 
that you're somebody who wasted my time 
and money what lie 

oh you know that i wouldn't mind 
cause every time to feed on flesh 
the gore has just begun 
i never wanna let you go 
keep you on my skin 

back from the car down the road 
and upside down now i know 
i got got your body 
yeah everybody rock your body 
yeah everybody rock your body 
rock eh eh eh eh 

take a bow you're on the other lane 
both of them collide 
expressions horrified 
head on at full speed 
the vultures will soon feed 

the father of three was impaled 
on a mindless dream i've fallen 
from promises damned to take risks 
on my face and ain't going nowhere 
i'm here to make this a lesson teach

tomorrow will be better the trouble is 
there's a part of the flesh whores from the east 
beautiful confessions of the landscape 
riding her bike through alphabet city 
she likes to party in the middle 

on our way through the sorrow and the fights 
don't you worry cause everything's gonna be 
one less lonely girl i'm in love with me girl 
i just wanna set one girl always makin' time 
for us tryna keep it all together but enough is enough 

they say we're too young for love 
but you can't fly unless you let yourself fall 
so fall in love i know i'll never rest until 
i know that i argue with i feel it 

run down her thigh i ram my fist inside her hole 
from her oval office tears of blood bury life 
smell your death all alone the blackness 
of the slow jam yeah man

i also tried christian music and rap but that one is very hit or miss and has the same issue with verbatim chunks

code:

We'll praise Your name
Keep my eyes above the waves
My soul will rest in Your hands
I'm holding on to Your promises

Zoothousand 16
Hey peeps what up man, ay, ay
Lift up your hands Be lifted up
Tell everyone how great the love
We bow down At heaven's gate

To kiss the earth rejoice
He wraps Himself in light,
And darkness tries to hide
And trembles at His voice

How great is our god
Sing with me
How great is our god
Sing with me bitch

I'm a nigga with money
And I get high with my jeans on, babe
Rolling with my baby, yeah
And I can show you you what to be like baby
And we be letting bands go

# ? Jan 16, 2017 18:32

my girlfriend is Legos: Apr 24, 2013

Getright downlo posted:

code:

How great is our god
Sing with me
How great is our god
Sing with me bitch

# ? Jan 16, 2017 18:50

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

my girlfriend is Legos posted:

Project delivered

# ? Jan 16, 2017 18:51

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

my girlfriend is Legos posted:

fuuck i can almost hear it

# ? Jan 16, 2017 20:58

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

my girlfriend is Legos posted:

fuckin hell

# ? Jan 16, 2017 21:01

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

my girlfriend is Legos posted:

oh god lmao

# ? Jan 16, 2017 21:15

Captain Billy Pissboy: Oct 25, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo; College Slice

one more

code:

do do do do do do doo 
catching feelings 
doo do doo doo do do do 
do do do doo doo do doo doo do

when i got got your body rock 
girl i just might snatch her a new benz 
i'm a nigga with money 
that you give your first dance 

we were this high so
i can stay sitting around while you're hurting babe 
so take advantage of the wizards 
black knights of hell's domain reborn to reign this night 

baby i'm gong cherish every moment 
everybody says we look cute together 
let's make it special here for me 
but never turn the feds on me 

you used to tell the world
children slaughtered in vain 
raping the maids in which they serve 
only the strong will conquer 

catching feelings 
doo do doo doo do doo 
catching feelings 
doo do do do doo

i don't remember this part of toy story

code:

tell me whats your name
your name is great 
and your life is just another 
game for satan's night of doom 

bone chilling terror 
tear her virgin oval office 
virgins are my sword 
i'ma be your buzz lightyear

i just wanna see you cry 
cause i don't want nobody

Captain Billy Pissboy fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Jan 16, 2017

# ? Jan 16, 2017 21:49

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Getright downlo posted:

code:

bone chilling terror 
tear her virgin oval office 
virgins are my sword 
i'ma be your buzz lightyear

ahahahahahahaha

# ? Jan 16, 2017 22:24

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Jedi Mind Tricks + Sufjan Stevens, please

# ? Jan 16, 2017 22:46

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Powaqoatse posted:

Jedi Mind Tricks + Sufjan Stevens, please

I trust you've listened to Illinoize

# ? Jan 16, 2017 23:01

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

i was thinking about using rap as a source but im not sure how id feel about creating a bot that says nigga

# ? Jan 16, 2017 23:02

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# ? May 10, 2024 19:43

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

theflyingexecutive posted:

I trust you've listened to Illinoize

yeah? probably the only sufjan ive listened to

# ? Jan 16, 2017 23:05

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