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Manatee Cannon posted:the panel will zoom out and show that the garbage can is actually on top of the sentry ronan is looking for After restraining the Parkers and Rocket, Ronan rushes off to claim the sentry only to trip over the dog and vaporize himself on a conveniently placed space gun.
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uPen posted:We're never going to see Ronan again are we? It could be like the time a story ended with a narration box that said "Next: Sabertooth!" and then there was an entire months-long, unrelated story before Sabertooth showed up.
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Tiggum posted:It could be like the time a story ended with a narration box that said "Next: Sabertooth!" and then there was an entire months-long, unrelated story before Sabertooth showed up. Even better, it was "Exit Wolverine, Enter Sabretooth" but the next villain was Sandman.
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Rocket runs outside naked and fights a dog over a trash can. We've all done the same.
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Peter Parker is somehow going to lose a fight to a dog raiding a garbage can.
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I'm not sure how, but every strip of this arc manages to entertain me more than the last. I'm eagerly awaiting MJ's next close up of disappointment.
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we're gonna find out that the parkers are high as a kite at some point and none of this ever happened let's give the raccoon a lift what? no. we can't stop here. this is bat country
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Manatee Cannon posted:we're gonna find out that the parkers are high as a kite at some point and none of this ever happened This made me realize I had completely forgot that he drove a car with his wife in full costume, that's how crazy this drat storyline is. Peter losing a fight to a dog over a trash can would actually be normal compared to some of the stuff that's been in this arc.
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Kwyndig posted:This made me realize I had completely forgot that he drove a car with his wife in full costume, that's how crazy this drat storyline is.
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Manatee Cannon posted:the panel will zoom out and show that the garbage can is actually on top of the sentry ronan is looking for It misunderstands, thinks they're calling it garbage, and commits robo-suicide. ImpAtom posted:Peter Parker is somehow going to lose a fight to a dog raiding a garbage can. While his disappointed wife looks on 
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Tiggum posted:That's not even unusual for newspaper Spider-Man. He's been to a doctor's appointment with his costume on underneath his clothes, he's tried to board an aeroplane in costume, he's showed up repeatedly on the set of one of MJ's films in costume (which made everyone there think she must be having an affair with Spider-Man behind Peter's back). Protecting his secret identity is basically his number one concern and yet is absolutely terrible at it. The best part of the airplane was the aint i stinker Obama panel. Followed by the rear end in a top hat kid
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bobkatt013 posted:The best part of the airplane was the aint i stinker Obama panel. Followed by the rear end in a top hat kid Oh nooooo!!
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Imagine never having seen the comics page before and reading this. "Help there is a naked raccoon boy fighting a dog in my newspaper"
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Jan 21, 2017 10:58
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if the dog beats rocket, does that mean that stray dog is stronger than spider-man
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Manatee Cannon posted:if the dog beats rocket, does that mean that stray dog is stronger than spider-man I dont think we need to see the stray beat Rocket to determine that.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Imagine never having seen the comics page before and reading this. Marmaduke took a grim turn.
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I wasn't here for the last few panels, just look at what I missed. Let's just hope he uses his gun to blast that dog. It isn't even a telepath, he should be fine.
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Jan 21, 2017 13:16
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A naked Rocket Raccoon fights a stray dog over trash outside a motel. I don't know what you even add to that. It's perfect.
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What are the odds that the Sunday artist just turned in a page of naked Rocket fighting a dog and the weekday artist freaked realizing he had to somehow plot this out during the week to get to that point. Because I think it's a real possibility. I like to think that's how the workflow is every week. They get the Sunday pages and the poor weekday guy has to connect all these dots to make it work.
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Jan 21, 2017 13:42
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I've been imagining the weekday and weekend artists fighting ever since they couldn't agree on the colouring of Iron Jonah.
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Jan 21, 2017 14:04
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Calling it now: sometime next week Rocket walks into the motel room, dumps a bunch of trash on the floor and wakes up Peter and MJ saying "here's breakfast!" or something like that. It'll be magical.
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Jan 21, 2017 14:18
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There is a better than even chance Peter might eat the trash if MJ doesn't stop him in time.
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Mikl posted:Calling it now: sometime next week Rocket walks into the motel room, dumps a bunch of trash on the floor and wakes up Peter and MJ saying "here's breakfast!" or something like that. Assuming he can beat up a dog, that has to be where this is going.
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At least it's dangling.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Imagine never having seen the comics page before and reading this. Without context, wouldn't you expect a raccoon to be naked?
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Without context, wouldn't you expect a raccoon to be naked? To be fair, Rocket looks hella naked here. It must be the weird human child-like proportions.
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Jan 21, 2017 20:30
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Calling it now. That stray dog will defeat Ronan.
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Jan 21, 2017 20:36
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I want the motel manager to come out and find the Parkers' weird halloween kid fighting dogs for scraps and call child protection services.
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Unkempt posted:I want the motel manager to come out and find the Parkers' weird halloween kid fighting dogs for scraps and call child protection services. I... would also accept this as a result, because it would be un-loving-believable. 
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rocket's gonna stick around post ronan and end up in mj's movie
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He's going to get some very unfavourable reviews in the Daily Bugle and end up in a fistfight with JJJ.
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You know what's the best thing about Newspaper Spider-Man? All of these: Mikl posted:Calling it now: sometime next week Rocket walks into the motel room, dumps a bunch of trash on the floor and wakes up Peter and MJ saying "here's breakfast!" or something like that. Jerusalem posted:There is a better than even chance Peter might eat the trash if MJ doesn't stop him in time. SilverSupernova posted:Calling it now. That stray dog will defeat Ronan. Unkempt posted:I want the motel manager to come out and find the Parkers' weird halloween kid fighting dogs for scraps and call child protection services. Manatee Cannon posted:rocket's gonna stick around post ronan and end up in mj's movie goatface posted:He's going to get some very unfavourable reviews in the Daily Bugle and end up in a fistfight with JJJ. Literally all of these could happen, and maybe at the same time, because this comic is just that crazy 
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Where's Slylock when the planet needs him?
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Didn't know this thread existed, it's nice. Also, Rocket gets rabies.
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They're in New Mexico. That's a coyote, not a stray dog.
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Nenonen posted:Where's Slylock when the planet needs him?
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