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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Oh man it's just like that thing that was on TV!!!!!!!!!

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HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
SOOOOOO TOPICALLLLLLLLLL!

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
... really? ... REALLY?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This fell totally flat

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This is so dumb

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
This RAW seems incredibly stale so far

maybe i should start drinking

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

moonlight for a new day

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
This skit loving SUCKS

CJTheran
Mar 31, 2010
Knew this was coming, here it is

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


That was terrible.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
well that was awful

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

eljackass posted:

This RAW seems incredibly stale so far

maybe i should start drinking

I suggest drinking even before it starts.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
the only way that could have been less funny is if it was one of my posts

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Nobody can handle the Booty-O Bukkake.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

HGH Mahal

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
yeah yeah get it out of your system, Vince.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

RacistGuidingLight posted:

WWE Raw is very good.

No it isn't. In fact, my fantasy booked goon show is WAY better.

Here's a sneak peek:

Goon Force Wrestling heavyweight champion MassRafTer has a message for the number 1 contender, Jerusalem: "Daniel Bryan was never a draw, and ratings nosedived during his title run." Will the Chosen City Saint have a retort? Tune in to find out!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Please don't call him HARDBODY MAHAL

also Lana looking nice

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

MGM

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
HEY GUYS THE OSCARS HAD A SNAFU AND THEN WWE PARODIED IT ISN'T THAT FUNNY AS HELL HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I honestly don't know if I've seen a bit from an actually popular act fall so flat with the crowd. There was absolute silence through that.

bartok
May 10, 2006



It's like the Oscars that is so funny!!!!

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

do you loving get it you guys do you get the joke

do you

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

oh gently caress is this properly sized can we buy this

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Antics!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Sugar Blaster posted:

the crowd doesn't seem to be that enticed by the promise of ice cream, guys.

Yeah but it's Greenbay. Might as well sell them cheese, or ice, or misery.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

fart blood posted:

Sure! He was squatting over a car and shaking his rear end while singing "Ooo Eee Ooo-Aaah-Ahhh Ching chang walla walla bing bang."

It was rather profound.
mine was in the bathroom of a coffee shop. when the EMTs came to load him on a gurney they didn't bother pulling his pants up so when it tipped over as they tried leaving the curb he fell into the street rear end up during rush hour in downtown boston. it kinda owned.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
The bit wasn't bad, the crowd just seems to give no shits about the New Day.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'm glad Lana's back in suits with bunhair again.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

CarlCX posted:

do you loving get it you guys do you get the joke

do you

yes

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
at least they got it out the way early, and honestly, did you think the new day were gonna have a better bit

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Jinder is drenched in baby oil. My god.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



hahahaha the OSCARS it was on the TELEVISION

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fart blood posted:

No it isn't. In fact, my fantasy booked goon show is WAY better.

Here's a sneak peek:

Goon Force Wrestling heavyweight champion MassRafTer has a message for the number 1 contender, Jerusalem: "Daniel Bryan was never a draw, and ratings nosedived during his title run." Will the Chosen City Saint have a retort? Tune in to find out!

Better writed than Raw.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
No one is gonna comment on New Day saying a catchphrase about blowing a load in a lady's mouth?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Jinder is jacked

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

TheKingslayer posted:

Jinder is drenched in baby oil. My god.

don't hinder Jinder

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Sugar Blaster posted:

mine was in the bathroom of a coffee shop. when the EMTs came to load him on a gurney they didn't bother pulling his pants up so when it tipped over as they tried leaving the curb he fell into the street rear end up during rush hour in downtown boston. it kinda owned.

:smith:

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Revenant Threshold posted:

The bit wasn't bad, the crowd just seems to give no shits about the New Day.

I honestly thought it was okay. I've seen way worse skits on Raw and way worse New Day stuff.

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