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DopeGhoti
May 24, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
If the botching weren't so blatant, I'd be wondering if they were trying a new spin on the tag script and having a "Heel-in-peril" story going for a moment there.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't believe WWE isn't just New Day, Bayley, and Chris&Kevin (who are best friends again) all show. Dana can be the heel for all of them.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Oh come on you can't do a belly-to-belly on the outside on Dana. There's too much padding, you'd never know that you even hit a move on Dana!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MotU posted:

things went wrong, its at Lamar now

Repackage Dana as Brother Mouzone

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Goldust/status/836400086829699073

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

DopeGhoti posted:

If the botching weren't so blatant, I'd be wondering if they were trying a new spin on the tag script and having a "Heel-in-peril" story going for a moment there.

the match is bad

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Why is that puppet wearing a bra on its chin?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Push El Burrito posted:

Why is that puppet wearing a bra on its chin?

Because Samoa Joe is The Pupper Master.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Guys, they were in Germany working four nights in a row, then flew right back to America for Raw. Cut 'em a teensy bit of slack on the match quality tonight. :v:

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
Only reason I am still watching is to see BRAUUUUUUUN

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Shima Honnou posted:

Because Samoa Joe is The Pupperies Master.

Samoa Joe vs. Dean Ambrose at Wrestlemania!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
She isn't real, this entire time she's just been in our Emmagination.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

VJeff posted:

Guys, they were in Germany working four nights in a row, then flew right back to America for Raw. Cut 'em a teensy bit of slack on the match quality tonight. :v:

Okay but what about every single other time they've fought on Raw?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Those brutal slaps to the titties.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Aphrodite posted:

Okay but what about every single other time they've fought on Raw?

:shrug:

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
i want them to change braun's theme so that the scream says, "BIIIIIIIG BOOOOOOOY"

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

VJeff posted:

Guys, they were in Germany working four nights in a row, then flew right back to America for Raw. Cut 'em a teensy bit of slack on the match quality tonight. :v:

they are very tired, and didn't sleep well, and the sun is awful, and the Patriots lost

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh poo poo Charlotte is bleeding from the eye.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

VJeff posted:

Guys, they were in Germany working four nights in a row, then flew right back to America for Raw. Cut 'em a teensy bit of slack on the match quality tonight. :v:

Ich werde das erlauben!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
They called Sasha crappy?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

My dog ate a large section of her chew rope the other day and just walked into the living room with a footlong train of poop hanging out of her rear end, ridding of it right in front of the television as I watch raw. It was poetic.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Was that a boob sell from Nia Jax?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
This match is depressingly awful.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jiro posted:

Oh poo poo Charlotte is bleeding from the eye.

She's just following in Ric's bladetracks.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Push El Burrito posted:

Those brutal slaps to the titties.

Needs a crutch to hit with full power.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

i want them to change braun's theme so that the scream says, "BIIIIIIIG BOOOOOOOY"

I also want this. And then I want it to be Kyle Schwarber's walkup music.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This match is brutal.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

urah urah urah

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lmao

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Congrats to Lady Mabel

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

this is hosed up. i'm so mad.

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/836293552351154176

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chill Nazi Frog posted:

they are very tired, and didn't sleep well, and the sun is awful, and the Patriots lost

At least La La Land won the Best Picture Oscar :shobon:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Nia finally lost her smile.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Guess that Nia/Sasha/Bayley/Charlotte Fatal Four Way is happening at Mania.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I really wish she was like most girls. I like most girls.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

yeah

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

I like Nia and all but also lol

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nia is gorgeous.

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