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got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...

The Ninth Layer posted:

First Mate's Log: Day 11.5
++++++++++++++++++++

A few quick notes:
- Remember to steal a second notebook during the night so as not to clutter my Official Log with half-scribbled message ideas.
- Give Ecco the following message:
"In the ten or so instances that I can recall Infinitum participating in one of my missions, I have not once seen an example of what you are describing, and I have seen more than a couple instances of Infinitum being quick voted or hounded all game for being Infinitum, for reasons that still remain beyond me. The worst I can say about him is that occasionally he is quiet or unserious in missions, but not in a way that I believe distinguishes him from others who have used similar if perhaps less abrasive approaches. But from my perspective he seems to be a distracting contributor insofar as other contributors let themselves get fixated on him. I believe you are doing that here for reasons that both completely preempt this game and remain opaque to me. Without knowing the basis for your grudge I cannot ask you to back away from it, but I still think you should consider doing so."
- Remember to steal a third notebook during the night exclusively for wizard poetry, a category entirely separate from logs or messages.

*second mate

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The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Second Mate's Log: Day 11.6
+++++++++++++++++++++++

Additional note: Remember to cross out "First" in the 11.5 log heading and replace it with "Second."

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Chores whats your scum read on slam?

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
who's here that i can convince to vote slamburger

infinitum, if you wish to survive, vote slamburger
moat, listen to me, vote slamburger

who else will accept rationality on this day

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Yeah whos in thread rn?

Can we make a lynch?

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
##vote 100

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

got some chores tonight posted:

who's here that i can convince to vote slamburger

infinitum, if you wish to survive, vote slamburger
moat, listen to me, vote slamburger

who else will accept rationality on this day

I'm voting slamburger because of my own smart brain

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

##vote Slamburger

Alright.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

no, we're killing inf today. he's scum.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Pinterest Mom posted:

no, we're killing inf today. he's scum.

What guarantee do i have you wont go

Pinterest Mom posted:

I lied

:angel:

Tomorrow

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

Moatillata posted:

What guarantee do i have you wont go


Tomorrow

that's not who pinterest mom is.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
the fact that the alternative to infi is breaking into two separate camps is extremely frustrating

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Moatillata posted:

What guarantee do i have you wont go


Tomorrow

strong emote choice, that's exactly the one i'd use

and, zero? like, I can't offer a guarantee that I won't say that that's worth anything. I can say "I guarantee it 100%" and then say "I lied about the guarantee :angel:" just as easily

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I like this better.

##vote 100

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
this is unacceptable

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

got some chores tonight posted:

this is unacceptable

yep

vote for inf, who is scum.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
I agree with pmom.

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Second Mate's Log: Day 11.7
+++++++++++++++++++++++

As the town grows sloppier and sloppier on Dead Lime fumes, I can only pray that the wool is lifted from their covered eyes. For a dragon sleeps among us, a dragon in scales that wished first to eat my lovely Somberbrero, and then, for seemingly arbitrary reasons, wanted to eat the person he had found Somberbrero audacious for pursuing. I would very much like to see how a dragon survives a drenching in water.

But as time grows short, our diving contest still lacks a... contestant. I will reluctantly nominate 100yrs if for some reason people really don't see a problem with giant fire breathing lizards disguised as hardy barbecued meat in a bun.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
nah id rather not vote our uncc'd doctor just cuz some petty bitches dont want him in the game

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

got some chores tonight posted:

nah id rather not vote our uncc'd doctor just cuz some petty bitches dont want him in the game

"There is no doctor in this game" is a counterclaim. I counterclaimed him.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

got some chores tonight posted:

nah id rather not vote our uncc'd doctor just cuz some petty bitches dont want him in the game

But yeah what about slamburger is scummy to you

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

The Ninth Layer posted:

Second Mate's Log: Day 11.7

Hey Ninthwyrd, are you looking for a dragon? Like with scales and claws?

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1

100YrsofAttitude (6): Flying Leatherman, Infinitum, zzyzx, Hal Incandenza, Infinitum, Infinitum, Somberbrero, Dick Bastardly
Infinitum (5): got some chores tonight, Pinterest Mom, SLASHER HAWKE, Moatillata, Somberbrero, EccoRaven, Mr. F!, 100YrsofAttitude, Mr. F!, got some chores tonight, Dick Bastardly, Slamburger, Moatillata, Somberbrero, Dick Bastardly
Slamburger (5): The Ninth Layer, got some chores tonight, Jonathan Fisk, Mr. F!, CCKeane
Hal Incandenza (0): zzyzx, zzyzx
Jonathan Fisk (0): Infinitum, Infinitum
Mr. F! (0): Infinitum, Infinitum
EccoRaven (0): Dick Bastardly, Infinitum, Dick Bastardly, Infinitum
SLASHER HAWKE (0): Mr. F!, Mr. F!, Infinitum, Infinitum, Mr. F!, Mr. F!
got some chores tonight (0): Mr. F!, Dick Bastardly, Mr. F!, Dick Bastardly, Mr. F!, Mr. F!
Somberbrero (0): Slamburger, Slamburger
CCKeane (0): Flying Leatherman, Infinitum, Flying Leatherman, Infinitum

Not Voting (2): AnonymousNarcotics, Moatillata

With 18 people aboard, it takes 10 votes to throw someone overboard.
The current deadline is April 06th, 2017 at 8 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 9 minutes.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...

Moatillata posted:

But yeah what about slamburger is scummy to you

everything, specifically the posts, a pointless little content game that basically only mattered in trying to get fake pushes in, voting infi after he claimed to try to seal the deal, basically everything

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Second Mate's Log 11.8
+++++++++++++++++++

I rest uneasy knowing that the dread beast Slamburger, whose constant efforts to eat my heart's love Somberbrero at every turn, will likely escape this diving contest unwet and fully able to spend yet more nights upstaging my poetry. But I also find myself sort of excited for the diving contest. It's been a while since I've seen one of them! I wonder what exciting tricks will be on display this time?

##unvote ##vote 100yrs

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
also one of the officers is definitely scum and im me so its probably not me tnl, the second mate, is explicitly obedient so its obviously the young strapping lad looking to usurp me

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Yeah the only thing i agree with is the infinitum thing

##vote slamburger

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
lol

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

EccoRaven posted:

Hey Ninthwyrd, are you looking for a dragon? Like with scales and claws?

*Sudden recollection floods into your head: an image of a poster hanging up in Ninth's cabin:*

M E T A P H O R
"To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To a wizard, every bad guy looks like a dragon."

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

The Ninth Layer posted:

I rest uneasy knowing that the dread beast Slamburger
revote slamburger, friend, it's more doable than 100yrs for a reason.

The Ninth Layer posted:

M E T A P H O R

Good.

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

*A ripped piece of paper falls from Ninth's log.*

##unvote ##vote Slamburger

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
anarc is the lowest poster in this game and therefore wins the obvious scum award

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

got some chores tonight posted:

anarc is the lowest poster in this game and therefore wins the obvious scum award

we can free dunk her tomorrow

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I refuse to vote slamburger. Please don't do this.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

oh, no, she made Exactly 10 posts. okay. Suspish~

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Dick Bastardly posted:

I refuse to vote slamburger. Please don't do this.

go back on inf.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...

Dick Bastardly posted:

I refuse to vote slamburger. Please don't do this.

why not

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Of the three, I only have a scum feel about 100.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
what a fabulous d1

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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
slam voters should switch imo.

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