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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Was Jurgen so bad that they needed to rehire the guy they already fired once?

The word you're looking for is 'saboteur'.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Let's all get behind Canada, who are winning their group, in the Gold Cup

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
At some point this year Morris will finish one of these opportunities.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

paddyboat posted:

Let's all get behind Canada Alphonso Davies, who are winning in their group, in the Gold Cup

FartingBedpost
Aug 24, 2015





DR AIDS posted:

At some point this year Morris will finish one of these opportunities.

1 for 6 easy shots ain't bad.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Told you

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

the United States Men's National Teambad

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Hahaha usa that was trash

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:getin:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Umm, whoops

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005
Lol guzan sucks

FartingBedpost
Aug 24, 2015





Guzan deserves this team and this team deserves Guzan.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Parseman owns

FartingBedpost
Aug 24, 2015





I'd rather have Guzan let another dumb goal in just to solidify his position as "shouldn't play internationally" and maybe get Arena fired.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
https://twitter.com/mikalapaula/status/885326140671500288

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

lmfao

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


dont be mean to me posted:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

the United States Men's National Teambad

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Edit: ahaha rescinded

Nah its still funny

stab fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Jul 13, 2017

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Fire the team into the sun?

Yes, looking like that.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Allez Allez Martinique

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

That was magical

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

what is this poo poo ball

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

:lol:

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Well, that was short.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Straight up two hand shove on Parsemans first shot too.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Dango Bango posted:

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


G-Hawk posted:

what is this

G-Hawk posted:

poo poo ball

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
lol There you go big Jordy

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Has anyone said "USB" yet

because it's a B team

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
I dont care if this is the B-team blacklist all the defenders except demarcus beasley from ever appearing for the USMNT again.

FartingBedpost
Aug 24, 2015





What's this postgame interview gonna sound like?

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
LOL if anybody stuck around to find out.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Twenty-four minutes into El Salvador vs. Curaçao and El Sal seems to be handling things. Can't wait to root for Jamaica later this evening!

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Didnt someone tell the Curacao dudes that they're supposed to defend on counterattacks?

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
El Sal with a soft-rear end handball for the PK!

Edit: Ball don't lie

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Curaçaolmao

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Mexico not being able to put this away yet is almost as shameful as the US not being able to beat Panama.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Also Jamaica taking a late corner kick with nobody in the box and just booting it straight over the goal line. Just try for a goal, geez!

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camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Here's how the USA could miss the knockout rounds:

US loses to Nicaragua
Honduras beats Canada
El Sal beats Jamaica
edit: oh poo poo Martinique would have to draw or beat Panama, too, so it's not quite as possible as I thought.

There are some goal differential scenarios that could keep the US in the knockouts as a third place team even if the above happens, but it's funny to me that the US hasn't locked this poo poo up yet (especially since I just bought tickets to the knockout round in Philly where the US will play if they are first or second in the group :downsgun: )

camoseven fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Jul 14, 2017

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