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Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Told you so

That was actually a pretty exciting match

# ? Jul 15, 2017 04:59

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:38

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Simone Poodoin posted:

Told you so

That was actually a pretty exciting match

I poo poo my pants

Cleaned my pants

Then poo poo them again.

So most likely Jamaica in Arizona on Thursday. I'll take that matchup over some of the alternatives

# ? Jul 15, 2017 05:12

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

I love how this tournament is designed to make a US/Mexico final as easy as possible.

CONCACAF

# ? Jul 15, 2017 05:12

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

AsInHowe posted:

I love how this tournament is designed to make a US/Mexico final as easy as possible.

CONCACAF

Well given they've won like 98% of the Gold Cups in history it would be poo poo to throw them in like the group stages

See: Last world cup where all the major powers were in one bracket.....and the winners came from the other bracket lmao

# ? Jul 15, 2017 05:17

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

I liked the part where the Canadian guy accidentally stood on the Honduran guy's crotch.

I again did not like how the Honduran coach sweated all the way through his suit.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 05:33

Alst: Aug 9, 2007; s

stab posted:

Well given they've won like 98% of the Gold Cups in history it would be poo poo to throw them in like the group stages

See: Last world cup where all the major powers were in one bracket.....and the winners came from the other bracket lmao

See: Didn't happen

# ? Jul 15, 2017 07:55

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

I hope Canada loses in hilarious fashion in the next round because of some blatant injustice.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 12:12

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Wuet88 posted:

See: Didn't happen

Think he meant the Euros.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 13:51

Azerban: Oct 28, 2003

Shrapnig posted:

I hope Canada loses in hilarious fashion in the next round because of some blatant injustice.

we play runners up of C, so is mexico scraping a 1-0 win against curacao and jamaica hammering el sal hilarious enough

# ? Jul 15, 2017 14:29

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Gigi Galli posted:

Think he meant the Euros.

Yeah hosed up thanks fam

# ? Jul 15, 2017 15:31

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Oh, Martinique. We could have used your help.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 23:20

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Couldn't they have put up 2 against them instead of us? smdh

So now the US needs to win by 3 in order to top the group (win GF tiebreaker at 3 goals) to play probably-Honduras, otherwise they'll take 2nd and face Costa Rica.

Also: Dempsey, Bradley, Altidore, Howard and Nagbe are supposedly going to be our reinforcements.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 23:52

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Wow, a CONCACAF commercial.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 23:55

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Please don't gently caress this up Hamid, I'd rather not see Guzan again.

Christ, it's really only his 3rd cap? :psyduck:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jul 16, 2017

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:06

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh my god why are the USA so trash so far?

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:21

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Beat the last man and take the worlds weakest shot

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:28

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Drogadon, what are all the central american country stereotypes?

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Me watching this game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0_f5fkrCTA

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:37

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I didn't even know that Pontius was on the team, but there he is

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:41

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

About fn time

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:43

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

About loving time

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:43

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Seltzer posted:

Drogadon, what are all the central american country stereotypes?

According to the average tico:

Panama: rude, awful customer service
Nicaragua: <insert a racist rant similar to a Trump supporter ranting about Mexicans>
Honduras: gang members
El Salvador: gang members
Guatemala: midgets in colorful wool clothes

According to everyone else:

Costa Rica: arrogant assholes, the Argentina of Central America

e: Belice is a land island and belongs in the Caribbean (even though they compete in the Central American sub section of CONCACAF)

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jul 16, 2017

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:44

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

the goal this game deserves

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:44

porkface: Dec 29, 2000

Great shot of the GK there

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:45

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

paddyboat posted:

This is poo poo and we deserve to lose

I wanted to post this but then we scored ftw

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:47

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Simone Poodoin posted:

According to the average tico:

Panama: rude, awful customer service
Nicaragua: <insert a racist rant similar to a Trump supporter ranting about Mexicans>
Honduras: gang members
El Salvador: gang members
Guatemala: midgets in colorful wool clothes

According to everyone else:

Costa Rica: arrogant assholes, the Argentina of Central America

e: Belice is a land island and belongs in the Caribbean (even though they compete in the Central American sub section of CONCACAF)

I cant tell if Nicaraguea or Honduras/El Sal is meant to be worse off in this comparison.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:54

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

The average Tico is meant to be worse off. As a collective we deserve the arrogant rear end in a top hat stereotype. My mom is Honduran so I get to see us from the outside perspective and can tell it's mostly accurate

# ? Jul 16, 2017 00:58

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Thassa penalty

# ? Jul 16, 2017 01:13

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Ouch.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 01:14

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Ahahahahahahahahah

# ? Jul 16, 2017 01:14

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Thassa save :shepicide:

# ? Jul 16, 2017 01:15

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Why did we let the only Limey on the team take a PEN!

# ? Jul 16, 2017 01:15

porkface: Dec 29, 2000

This strategy seems fine

# ? Jul 16, 2017 01:16

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

ALL THE CLOWNCAR GOALS! :black101:

# ? Jul 16, 2017 01:20

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

That's two.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 01:20