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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

nachos posted:

I have never seen jozy score a goal

This is hosed up if true

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



6 match ban for bitey Romero

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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nachos posted:

I have never seen jozy score a goal

This is like calling Higuain fat.... Watch out.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
According to my calculations there is a 50% chance of a Jozy goal in this match

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Bruce Arena is being a giant whiny baby today

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

how exactly does one obtain a free kick in this match

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

how exactly does one obtain a free kick in this match

When there's an actual foul and not a soft bitch falling over. Also advantage is a thing that is given (something the folks in the stadium don't seem to know since they have booed it every time)

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Holy poo poo thanks again Tim

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Dig on little people out of nowhere...

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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We look very good and then nothing happens then we slump for 5 minutes

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Has that tape been on Wastons hand the whole game

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Jozy's tactic of hugging the defender and then falling over has not been working today

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
These overhit crosses are making me thirsty

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Alright put on Dempsey please

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Thank God we have a great keeper

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
YEEEEEERERsss

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007

Jozy scored a loving goal!?

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Whoa fat jozy isnt fat who lied to me

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

that was extremely good by Dempsey

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Ahahaha it had to be Jozy.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

that was extremely good by Dempsey

e: I actually can't believe Jozy one-touched that

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Seltzer posted:

This is like calling Higuain fat.... Watch out.



Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001

Dango Bango posted:

e: I actually can't believe Jozy one-touched that

So much this right now.

Also Howard so good.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Jozy earned his cake tonight!

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005
It's been said a million times all jozy needs is good service. Lol

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

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BIG JOZMER


I'm sorry I gave up on you

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Jozy has that pro wrestling physique.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Kiger_Soze posted:

It's been said a million times all jozy needs is good service. Lol

It's funny because it's true

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Jozy has that pro wrestling physique.

I didn't see a roid belly

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Jozy has that pro wrestling physique.

Not tall enough

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Dango Bango posted:

Not tall enough

He can be a junior heavyweight. Tag with ACH or something.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Your Boy Fancy posted:

He can be a junior heavyweight. Tag with ACH or something.

He's perfect for 205 Live :v:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Holy gently caress

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



welp, glad this poo poo is over for me, see you in two years

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

don't tread

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
V nice Clint

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

DEMPSEY IS ICE loving COLD

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

that was extremely good by Dempsey

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Dempsey status: Still baller.

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Bruce Arena is a good manager and should never have been removed

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