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Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


R. Mute posted:

imagine running your entire campaign based on statistics

statistically it works

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

hillary clinton, statistically the president

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

R. Mute posted:

imagine running your entire campaign based on statistics

excited to see them do the same in 2018!

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

R. Mute posted:

imagine running your entire campaign based on statistics

tbf obama's team used a ton of data analysis stuff but it was aimed at optimizing turnout and finding new voters, not intentionally shaving points in michigan to psych out trump into investing more in iowa

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

exmarx posted:

excited to see them do the same in 2018!

2018 is going to be a dead cat bounce

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

The Muppets On PCP posted:

tbf obama's team used a ton of data analysis stuff but it was aimed at optimizing turnout and finding new voters, not intentionally shaving points in michigan to psych out trump into investing more in iowa
turns out it's a tool, not the entire campaign on its own

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

R. Mute posted:

imagine running your entire campaign based on statistics your god given right to rule.

FTFY

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/MetalwoContext/status/926230301315084289

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
"Oh there is a open bar at this political fundraiser"

*drowns in alcohol*

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Rick Perry is somehow dumber than Trump.

Good job America.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
A 50-something co worker told me he is going to try to get a concealed carry permit because he read on Facebook that antifa was coming to kill all the white people.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I'm basicall just playing MGS5 non stop now at night and drinking beer.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Volkerball posted:

A 50-something co worker told me he is going to try to get a concealed carry permit because he read on Facebook that antifa was coming to kill all the white people.

i kinda want to head into berkeley on saturday and watch white people being confused that antifa aren't doing anything

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i kinda want to head into berkeley on saturday and watch white people being confused that antifa aren't doing anything

Maybe no white people will be murdered because there are no fascist white people in America? :v:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
just like gently caress everything

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Volkerball posted:

A 50-something co worker told me he is going to try to get a concealed carry permit because he read on Facebook that antifa was coming to kill all the white people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ptC2La7k5E

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Furnaceface posted:

Rick Perry is somehow dumber than Trump.

Good job America.

perry's definitely an idiot, but nikki haley is by far the dumbest cabinet-level person in the trump admin

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
We spend far more time dead than alive so really life is a abberation against our true nature

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Hollismason posted:

We spend far more time dead than alive so really life is a abberation against our true nature

not me, I’m going to live forever

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
As a decaying corpse

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
nope I’m going to be hell yeahing as I watch the heat death of the universe

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Hollismason posted:

We spend far more time dead than alive so really life is a abberation against our true nature

I tried informing the IRS that I spend more time masturbating than doing my taxes, so really taxes are an aberration, and all it got me was a tersely worded letter informing me that I still owed money and that they’d be wearing gloves when they reviewed my paperwork from now on.

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
i'm a social media manager now

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

the old ceremony posted:

i'm a social media manager now

Some poor business has made a terrible mistake.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




the old ceremony posted:

i'm a social media manager now

Im sorry but we can no longer be friends.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
we begin to #dance

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I'm basically a alcoholic at this point

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I should quit drinking but I am just not going to

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Furnaceface posted:

Im sorry but we can no longer be friends.
if it's any consolation i'm not getting paid

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Hollismason posted:

I should quit drinking but I am just not going to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8bTHId_T-s

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

the old ceremony posted:

i'm a social media manager now

For the wetlands?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




the old ceremony posted:

if it's any consolation i'm not getting paid

Well then maybe this is OK.

Are you capable of deleting Turnbull's twitter account?

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Pirate Radar posted:

For the wetlands?
no but at the same time, kind of

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Furnaceface posted:

Well then maybe this is OK.

Are you capable of deleting Turnbull's twitter account?
turnbull's twitter isn't worth deleting, it's also produced by unpaid labour and is just as much of an empty cicada shell as the man himself

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




the old ceremony posted:

turnbull's twitter isn't worth deleting, it's also produced by unpaid labour and is just as much of an empty cicada shell as the man himself

If Australia votes him out can the country still be saved?

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

no, but it would be nice imo

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

the old ceremony posted:

no but at the same time, kind of

In the sense that your new office is built on top of some wetlands, or in the sense that your new office is spiritually a wetland

Or in the sense that your boss is a road

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

all settler colonialist states are irredeemable. death to the anglosphere

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

anyway, can i get, a fuckin uh, number 6 with a diet pepsi please

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Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Xposting with thunderdome:

Shbobdb posted:

Just had a kid. Most of the songs I know are more rally songs. You know, Internationale, Chi Lai, Bau Auf, Big Man Ernie B, etc. The whole FDJ repertoire is a little too upbeat for bedtime. The best I've got right now is "Stalin Freund, Genosse" but that's not really my favorite even if I can sing is slowly while swinging a young comrade.

Any favorites?

Chi Lai and Bobby must be set free are current crowd favorites.

Shbobdb fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Nov 3, 2017

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