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# ? Jun 19, 2024 06:34 |
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(Mystery of the druids.ping)
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Guy Goodbody posted:So I just found out this is happening The trailer looks atrocious. And I'm guessing that guy must be a big star in Latin America, because they present him like he's some major star.
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Nihonniboku posted:The trailer looks atrocious. And I'm guessing that guy must be a big star in Latin America, because they present him like he's some major star. 1) He is. He is mostly remembered from this comedy/sketch show he had on prime time on mexican TV for ages and his Familia Peluche TV show. So a lot of mexicans on the US probably like him a lot and I guess they are expecting them to flock the theaters just to see him. 2) He did brown face on an Adam Sandler's movie (the guy is actually mexican white-ish). And it seems they are trying to make him look browner in the poster than he is just to show how latino he is. So it irks me a bit. 3) He stole original jokes and characters from fellow comedians. 4) I actually don't like him that much. ![]()
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Guy Goodbody posted:So I just found out this is happening For some reason whenever I hear about this movie I keep thinking it's a Captain Ron remake.
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![]() This is official and owns.
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Tim Whatley posted:
Christ... No way I'm seeing this in theaters but I'm very happy that it is being made.
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This April? Doesn't feel like they've marketed it very much.
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Do you even need to market The Rock?
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Vegetable posted:This April? Doesn't feel like they've marketed it very much. I keep seeing ads for it and Pacific Rim: Uprising on Cartoon Network/the Cartoon Network app.
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I mean, I don't know if you need to market The Rock but I'd imagine they were hoping for more than the $35 million opening it's tracking for.Inzombiac posted:Christ... I don't care for this sort of movie, but I applaud that poster. The only thing (thankfully) keeping it from peak pulp perfection is a sultry dame hanging off of him. feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Mar 24, 2018 |
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I will see any movie starring the most electrifying man in sports entertainment, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
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caligulamprey posted:I will see any movie starring the most electrifying man in sports entertainment, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. drat right. I even saw Snitch in the theater! It is a movie that feels more exciting than it really is because I keep interchanging it with The Counselor, which came out the same year. It also deals with drug trafficking but it was a bit... grittier. Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Mar 24, 2018 |
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Desperado Bones posted:1) He is. He is mostly remembered from this comedy/sketch show he had on prime time on mexican TV for ages and his Familia Peluche TV show. So a lot of mexicans on the US probably like him a lot and I guess they are expecting them to flock the theaters just to see him. Oh god, that's where I know that guy from. ![]()
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Tim Whatley posted:
This movie looks bad
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Oh god, that's where I know that guy from. Yeah, once upon a time when I was a dumb teenager I thought he was nice, once I grew up I realized it was all crap. Also the only character he knows to do, is "idiot with high-pitched voice". I haven't seen his Hollywood movies so I dunno if someone told him not to do that.
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Desperado Bones posted:Yeah, once upon a time when I was a dumb teenager I thought he was nice, once I grew up I realized it was all crap. Also the only character he knows to do, is "idiot with high-pitched voice". I haven't seen his Hollywood movies so I dunno if someone told him not to do that. It's honestly not even that, like, if that was the worst thing about Familia P. Luche I'd be frankly happy with it. The episode we watched was basically a constant string of horrifying domestic abuse jokes.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:It's honestly not even that, like, if that was the worst thing about Familia P. Luche I'd be frankly happy with it. The episode we watched was basically a constant string of horrifying domestic abuse jokes. ![]() Yes. Mexican comedic shows have a history of....awfulness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MP7PqfS5Ls ![]() ![]() ![]()
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To fix the awfulness and get the thread back in track, fat Jared Leto:![]()
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Desperado Bones posted:To fix the awfulness and get the thread back in track, fat Jared Leto: https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/968289747691962368
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so basically, mexican adam sandler is just as bad as american adam sandler good to know
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Taintrunner posted:This movie looks bad Well yes, but it's The Rock and a giant ape, do you have anything better planned for April 13th?
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oh poo poo i dont have plans. imma call up an old friend and hang out and not watch a movie that makes a mockery of the Rampage canon. i very much doubt the gorilla will reach through a window and grab a lamp and get electrified. also all the animals should be mutated humans. omg also smashing a building and then when it starts to collapse you could make it by jumping to another one it was a good game & the movie is not what the game is. it might be good but the rock is sadly becoming a bit of a cliche imo (good for him making money ofc)
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Krankenstyle posted:oh poo poo i dont have plans. imma call up an old friend and hang out and not watch a movie that makes a mockery of the Rampage canon. i very much doubt the gorilla will reach through a window and grab a lamp and get electrified. also all the animals should be mutated humans. omg also smashing a building and then when it starts to collapse you could make it by jumping to another one Source your quotes
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Desperado Bones posted:To fix the awfulness and get the thread back in track, fat Jared Leto: In order to get fat for this movie Jared Leto combined microwaved ice cream, soy sauce, and olive oil and drank it mixed together every day instead of just eating unhealthy food because he's a gross loving weirdo. At least nobody saw it so he did it all for nothing.
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Tim Whatley posted:In order to get fat for this movie Jared Leto combined microwaved ice cream, soy sauce, and olive oil and drank it mixed together every day instead of just eating unhealthy food because he's a gross loving weirdo. I get the ice cream and olive oil, but soy sauce?
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Being fat is beta, so he had to become a soy boy.
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cant argue with the results
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Rampage on NES was a total waste of a rental back in the day.
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Wendell posted:Rampage on NES was a total waste of a rental back in the day. Rampage is a perfect example of a rad as hell idea that just isn't particularly fun to play.
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rampage on the n64 rocked
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Wendell posted:Rampage on NES was a total waste of a rental back in the day. Schwarzwald posted:Rampage is a perfect example of a rad as hell idea that just isn't particularly fun to play. the first Rampage is bad. World Tour and the games that built off it are fun as gently caress, because the tech finally caught up with the idea they had. hemale in pain posted:rampage on the n64 rocked this guy gets it
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Guy Goodbody posted:So I just found out this is happening They're going to show the piss tape in cinemas?
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Dillbag posted:I get the ice cream and olive oil, but soy sauce? Regular soy sauce has a fuckton of sodium. Gotta retain as much water as possible!
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I wonder if the Rampage movie is going to take place in Peoria, IL or feature Dr. Betty Veronica.
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Light Gun Man posted:I wonder if the Rampage movie is going to take place in Peoria, IL or feature Dr. Betty Veronica. The Rock will still have the bigger bust. This was still true when he co-starred with Alexandra Daddario in San Andreas and Baywatch.
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I played Rampage on the PlayStation and it was pretty good. No idea how that translates into a movie tbh
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Desperado Bones posted:To fix the awfulness and get the thread back in track, fat Jared Leto: It’s interesting that Leto only got the “physical transformation” aspect of method acting, because he’ll drop dead from this kind of poo poo long before he’s considered the next DeNiro or even Bale.
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# ? Jun 19, 2024 06:34 |
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To be fair, he's also got the "be an insufferable rear end in a top hat who interferes with his cast mates' methods" aspect of the common misinterpretation of Chekov's method.
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