Coding Horrors: You can gather all your technical debt into one easy framework!

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ynohtna: Feb 16, 2007; backwoods compatible; Illegal Hen

I'm a bit overflowe

# ? Aug 30, 2018 21:09

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bigmandan: Sep 11, 2001; lol internet; College Slice

I'm a blob.

# ? Aug 30, 2018 21:42

SupSuper: Apr 8, 2009; At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.

Hey ladies, my stack overflows if you know what I mean. :wiggle:

# ? Aug 30, 2018 21:43

Polio Vax Scene: Apr 5, 2009

yeah but you never garbage collect

# ? Aug 30, 2018 22:19

comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

im a dag

you like dags?

# ? Aug 30, 2018 23:31

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

comedyblissoption posted:

im a dag

you like dags?

I don�t like dags

I�m a balanced binary tree but let�s see what happens in another couple beers

# ? Aug 30, 2018 23:49

Nippashish: Nov 2, 2005; Let me see you dance!

Phobeste posted:

I don�t like dags

I�m a balanced binary tree but let�s see what happens in another couple beers

I hate to tell you this, but you are also a dag.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 00:30

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

Ring buffer here. I buff rings, as part of my duties as a professional jeweler.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 00:44

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Nippashish posted:

I hate to tell you this, but you are also a dag.

Only Marilyn Manson escaped this grim fate

# ? Aug 31, 2018 00:50

DaTroof: Nov 16, 2000; CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

I'm a merkle tree. If you don't believe me, ask the guy on the next stool.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 02:21

Beamed: Nov 26, 2010; Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.

AVL tree bb

# ? Aug 31, 2018 06:13

LOOK I AM A TURTLE: May 22, 2003; "I'm actually a tortoise."; Grimey Drawer

Whatever data structure I may be, I contain pathological data and exhibit worst-case time complexity.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 08:28

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

I changed my mind, I want to be a resizable vector implemented in c using malloc/realloc and containing subtle memory corruption errors. The code also contains �sizeof(char)�.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 09:14

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

I�m garbage.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 11:41

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Soricidus posted:

I changed my mind, I want to be a resizable vector implemented in c using malloc/realloc and containing subtle memory corruption errors. The code also contains �sizeof(char)�.

This game used to be FUN

# ? Aug 31, 2018 14:02

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

I am a vector<bool> in c++. You probably think I'm a vector of bools. Oh, you sweet summer child!

# ? Aug 31, 2018 14:13

ynohtna: Feb 16, 2007; backwoods compatible; Illegal Hen

Pollyanna posted:

I�m garbage.

That means you're full of character_s!

# ? Aug 31, 2018 14:17

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

I'm null

# ? Aug 31, 2018 16:09

TooMuchAbstraction: Oct 14, 2012; I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.; Fun Shoe

I'm a data structure in a buggy third-party library, which you have to monkey-patch at runtime using reflection or else the library won't work right.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 16:28

The Fool: Oct 16, 2003

I'm a SOAP implementation that doesn't have validation.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 16:58

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

The Fool posted:

I'm a SOAP implementation that doesn't have validation.

Ah, the one that uses string replacement to parse and respond!

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:34

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

im 30 different copy and pasted stack impls for various types in go

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:39

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

im 30 different copy and pasted stack impls for various types in go

I'm a generic C++ container class implemented with macros because the vendor's compiler doesn't support templates. No, not "doesn't support the STL", just templates. HP codelibs :argh:

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:44

Bruegels Fuckbooks: Sep 14, 2004; Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.

Zopotantor posted:

I'm a generic C++ container class implemented with macros because the vendor's compiler doesn't support templates. No, not "doesn't support the STL", just templates. HP codelibs

wait what the gently caress? pretty sure you have to support templates to be a c++ compiler...

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:53

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

wait what the gently caress? pretty sure you have to support templates to be a c++ compiler...

Not if you don't support C++11 !

# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:56

Bruegels Fuckbooks: Sep 14, 2004; Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.

ratbert90 posted:

Not if you don't support C++11 !

even before c++11, I thought pretty much everything in the stl required template support. i guess those compilers didn't support the stl either. man that's gross.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 18:27

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

wait what the gently caress? pretty sure you have to support templates to be a c++ compiler...

In 1992 you didn�t. :corsair:

# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:22

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

The language we now call C++ didn't really exist until 1998. Before then there were a lot of very similar variants of C that added classes and was called C++. Stroustrupp's book was published in 1985 but it was still merely a "suggestion"

# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:29

Coffee Mugshot: Jun 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Pollyanna posted:

I�m garbage.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:30

bigmandan: Sep 11, 2001; lol internet; College Slice

Code licensing horrors belong here too right?... https://github.com/lerna/lerna/pull/1616

# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:37

poemdexter: Feb 18, 2005; Hooray Indie Games!; College Slice

SupSuper posted:

Hey ladies, my stack overflows if you know what I mean.

expert sex change dot com is the best dating site.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:51

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

bigmandan posted:

Code licensing horrors belong here too right?... https://github.com/lerna/lerna/pull/1616

Holy poo poo that whole repo is a loving dramabomb right now.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:52

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

CPColin posted:

Holy poo poo that whole repo is a loving dramabomb right now.

yeah it has all the ingredients for weapons grade drama.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 20:14

Khorne: May 1, 2002

CPColin posted:

Holy poo poo that whole repo is a loving dramabomb right now.

It's cracking me up from every angle. From the bizarre "This is dishonest and not the MIT license!" responses to the actual implication of the license change that anyone not on that list could obtain the software and then redistribute it to someone on that list lawfully to back pedaling within a day of the change. Heck, the origin of it being an appeal to emotion to change the license for a javascript package management tool that isn't actually being used for evil is funny too. You'd think it was some kind of advanced image recognition software being used to detect immigrants at every stoplight or something.

Execution and circumstances aside, attacking organizations through the licensing of software is actually a cool concept.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Aug 31, 2018

# ? Aug 31, 2018 20:15

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

even before c++11, I thought pretty much everything in the stl required template support. i guess those compilers didn't support the stl either. man that's gross.

C++ was around for quite a while before the STL showed up actually.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 20:24

Bruegels Fuckbooks: Sep 14, 2004; Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.

feedmegin posted:

C++ was around for quite a while before the STL showed up actually.

I started using c++ 20 years ago in middle school and my first exposure included the stl and vector classes etc.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 21:31

Volguus: Mar 3, 2009

bigmandan posted:

Code licensing horrors belong here too right?... https://github.com/lerna/lerna/pull/1616

Javascript. Why am I not surprised.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 22:08

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Volguus posted:

Javascript. Why am I not surprised.

If JavaScript actually did use that license, that would be the one thing that would make me write JavaScript.

# ? Aug 31, 2018 22:26

Osmosisch: Sep 9, 2007; I shall make everyone look like me! Then when they trick each other, they will say "oh that Coyote, he is the smartest one, he can even trick the great Coyote."; Grimey Drawer

Khorne posted:

Execution and circumstances aside, attacking organizations through the licensing of software is actually a cool concept.

Yeah, I applaud the intent if not the implementation of the change.

It reminds me of Crock's licensing to IBM for evil usage. He seems to be cropping up a bunch recently, must be a zeitgeist thing.

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feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

I started using c++ 20 years ago in middle school and my first exposure included the stl and vector classes etc.

Yep. C++ has been around longer than many people think.

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