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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Artie is out of rehab! He's totally clean and will never use drugs again.

https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/1069102852193349632

https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/1069124623843946497

https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/1069144221884526593

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an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Is it one of those rehabs like when he went to south Florida and they let you out anytime you want?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

His looks like a mr potato heads whose nose got pushed in and needs to be pushed back out from the inside

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Oh my god, the Scoleri brothers.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Levy is looking like a retarded Gary Oldman Dracula with that hair.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Artie and Bob both look like they are trapped in a funhouse mirror.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Price Check posted:

IIRC that guy's studio appearance was so racist that it even made mid-90s Howard/Jackie/Fred uncomfortable.

I need to hear this... I don't recall it all all, and that's pretty rare for me for 90s Stern Show moments.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
lol how long was he in there? I'm wondering if he just left on his own or they are doing outpatient?

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
Artie's totally sober

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The greatest radio storyteller? Jesus christ, what? :psyduck:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The greatest radio storyteller? Jesus christ, what? :psyduck:

I think he's doing jokes.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Reminds me of my favorite Trump tweet

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/935147410472480769?s=19

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I guess Artie can't see that using 10 year-old material that is not only out of date, but everyone's heard it a hundred times. They aren't offended Artie, just bored.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

prefect posted:

I think he's doing jokes.

Oh, ok. Is this part of his new act?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

He's doing a character

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Oh, ok. Is this part of his new act?

I'm impressed that he said "Obese Radio Humor.com" and didn't make it all complicated like his imaginary e-mail addresses.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

prefect posted:

I'm impressed that he said "Obese Radio Humor.com" and didn't make it all complicated like his imaginary e-mail addresses.

I loved how eagerly Siobhan was taking down that whole address.

beep by grandpa posted:

He's doing a character

Yeah, my question was sarcastic, since his act doesn't seem to be that funny. :shobon:

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
He should bring back the guy who laughs at everything character, it's way better than whatever the hell he's doing on social media.

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

prefect posted:

I'm impressed that he said "Obese Radio Humor.com" and didn't make it all complicated like his imaginary e-mail addresses.

He doesn't know where those keys are.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Oh my god, the Scoleri brothers.

I laughed way too hard at this reference.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Oh, ok. Is this part of his new act?

Artie... new act??

lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

Top shelf liquor

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Lifespan posted:

Another +1. Garrett was the goofy brother on a stupid family sitcom and Breuer was only good at playing completely over the top extras. On Howard, they open up and showed they are actually loving hilarious and witty when they can just do their own thing.

I don't normally listen to the interviews but Breuer was fantastic. Two stories really stand out for me. He and Tracy would often write together and they wanted to do this skit where one of them is dressed up as Godzilla or something destroying a toy landscape. The head writer for the show refused to put it on and they kept fighting for it, and the head writer finally let it in when they did a run through of the script and even the camera guys were like "C'mon, you know this is good."

The other is the time he and Tracy burst into Will Ferrell's dressing room because he was practicing for another role and he refused to break character. I think it was Mubatu or whatever from Zoolander. And they forced him to the ground and acted like they were going to rape him and Will still kept doing the character and shouting stuff like, "Help! I am accosted by ruffians!" and poo poo.

Anyway I was listening to Macy Gray's "I Try" earlier and I kept of thinking of JD and changing the lyrics to:

"I try to say goodbye and I (hoot!)

Try to say good day and I mumble

And though I try to hide it, it's clear ruh ruh ruhruhurh ruh ruh"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/1069993796631449602

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He’s really sick in the head

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
I love those high pitch Eric cameo videos... I want more of them

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Squashy Nipples posted:

I need to hear this... I don't recall it all all, and that's pretty rare for me for 90s Stern Show moments.

E-mail Mark at Marksfriggin and see if he remembers. Also, Howard played it on the day of the OJ verdict(according to some google document I read). If you go look up the date of that on Marksfriggin, maybe the description will say, "Howard played the OJ song by 'John Doe.'" Then we can search for his name and go from there. I could have literally already done all of that while I typed this up.

They have him come in and sing it live here but it's a short segment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIb7iJaJT3k

kolby fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Dec 4, 2018

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

I wonder how many times he called Dana and hung up until she changed her number?

funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012
Still going on about Ralph and Marci after even rehab. Definitely not in a good state of mind.

Anyway I was thinking in the car today while listening to the show that Shuli would be a good replacement for Artie.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

funny way to spell posted:

Anyway I was thinking in the car today while listening to the show that Shuli would be a good replacement for Artie.

No thanks. He had his chance during the Hurricane Sandy / "can I depend on you?" saga and it was awful.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Artie is pining for Adrienne on Twitter. She's getting married this weekend.

http://adrienneandjulian.com/

https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/1069977802705985536

https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/1069982144439685120

https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/1069984213615689729

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

jesus christ

his melodrama is that of a 15 year old who can't get laid

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Yikes, that is just loving awful. Hopefully, there aren't any unhinged Artie fans that'll read that and ruin that poor woman's wedding.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
jfc artie is pathetic

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

Yikes, that is just loving awful. Hopefully, there aren't any unhinged Artie fans that'll read that and ruin that poor woman's wedding.

I'd be more worried about Artie himself showing up.

Grant DaNasty fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Dec 4, 2018

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Who is Adrienne? I only know about Dainer...

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Lifespan posted:

Who is Adrienne? I only know about Dainer...

Wikipedia posted:

From 2002 to 2006, Lange was in a relationship with Dana Cironi. He met his future fiancée Adrienne Ockrymiek in 2009 at a tanning salon;[90] they broke up in 2014.

He talks about her in Crash and Burn. The tl:dr version is: Ade is an angel and she saved my life.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Lifespan posted:

Who is Adrienne? I only know about Dainer...

I think it's the girl he met in a tanning salon either right before or right after he was fired. She had no idea who he or Stern was. I think this is also the one that he took to Paris and got arrested for yelling at her, (called her a oval office) and was getting violent.

This may have been the one that he thought was also pregnant with his kid.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Artie should not have a twitter account.

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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Grant DaNasty posted:

Ade is an angel and she saved my life.

Got it, so essentially what he says when sober about anyone who showed him support. I look forward to him tweeting about what a huge oval office she is when he starts using again...

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