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Someone should dig out the Gif where he thanks Marci Turk for something and you see his wife shooting daggers at her.
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There was also the blind item that Artie read on some show that suggested Howard was banging Turk on the side. (I think it's BS personally, Howard is too old and set in his ways to rock the boat with Beth now, unless the cats pushed him over the edge).
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Jan 16, 2019 19:21
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DeadBonesBrook posted:There was also the blind item that Artie read on some show that suggested Howard was banging Turk on the side. https://streamable.com/lwvw2
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Jan 16, 2019 19:23
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DeadBonesBrook posted:There was also the blind item that Artie read on some show that suggested Howard was banging Turk on the side. Cats tend to push things over edges.
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Jan 16, 2019 19:56
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Bonzo posted:No. I do think Howard cheated on Allison a few times but he seems to be smart enough not to poo poo were the eats. He and Beth have admitted (possibly by accident) that they were together before Howard's separation was announced. Rupert Buttermilk posted:Cats tend to push things over edges. 
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Jan 16, 2019 20:08
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I think they admitted to being together before the divorce was final. Which .... not a big deal.
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Jan 16, 2019 20:09
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euphronius posted:I think they admitted to being together before the divorce was final. Which .... not a big deal. They've knowingly admitted that, but at one point Howard was talking about how good at anniversaries Beth was, and the one he was talking about meant they were together pre-separation.
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euphronius posted:I think they admitted to being together before the divorce was final. Which .... not a big deal. There's a lot of oddities about the Howard divorce timeline. His ex-wife was remarried later that year, and then there's Beth introducing herself as "Howard's secret girlfriend" a few years before the divorce.
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Not that odd. Its pretty clear that he was with Beth before the divorce and his wife may have been with her current husband too. It's also possible that they were separated for a long time and we're each dating well before the divorce.
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Jan 16, 2019 20:58
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Howard is loose with legal terms and dates so 
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euphronius posted:Howard is loose with legal terms and dates so the man can remember a song lyric, though
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prefect posted:He and Beth have admitted (possibly by accident) that they were together before Howard's separation was announced. Its no secret that she was telling everyone at Letterman that they were dating. I think if anyone has cheated, its Beth.
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Jan 16, 2019 21:34
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If the timeline is that tight between Alison and Beth, when did Howard have time for his "mad tear" loving chicks where he had to be talked down by Ralph?
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Jan 16, 2019 22:55
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:If the timeline is that tight between Alison and Beth, when did Howard have time for his "mad tear" loving chicks where he had to be talked down by Ralph? Maybe its made up for him to seem more macho. Much like Hein's 80 blow jobs.
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MrMidnight posted:Maybe its made up for him to seem more macho. Much like Hein's 80 blow jobs. Once the blowjob starts, do not move. Do not step to the side. Do not let her start blowing the next guy. She should be working on YOUR dick, and standing there hard as a rock helps keep the focus on you. I'm 6 feet 2 inches tall, so I can often obstruct whoever is jacking off behind me.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Once the blowjob starts, do not move. Do not step to the side. Do not let her start blowing the next guy. She should be working on YOUR dick, and standing there hard as a rock helps keep the focus on you. I'm 6 feet 2 inches tall, so I can often obstruct whoever is jacking off behind me.
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Jan 17, 2019 00:26
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I stole this from Reddit because it's loving awesome.
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is that... real? Holy Crap, I'd buy that just to send to the Stern Show for Howard's reaction. Maybe they'd even stuff it in Richard's butt or Sal's pouch.
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:If the timeline is that tight between Alison and Beth, when did Howard have time for his "mad tear" loving chicks where he had to be talked down by Ralph? It probably wasn't true. Just like that story of Ralph putting condoms in the van of Howard during Private Parts just as a prank. There was a quiz at some point where Fred had a to answer the question " how many women has Howard slept with" and the acting and the way everyone reacted to the answer and everything around it made it clear that it was all fake. Edit : Adding to that, there is no way a talentless dude like Ralph gets to hang around celebrities and mooch off of them if he didn't understand how to make himself useful to them from time to time.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Once the blowjob starts, do not move. Do not step to the side. Do not let her start blowing the next guy. She should be working on YOUR dick, and standing there hard as a rock helps keep the focus on you. I'm 6 feet 2 inches tall, so I can often obstruct whoever is jacking off behind me. Post of the year Edit: it actually makes more sense in this contrived context than in its original form.
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I think I remeber Howard saying it was only like a month he was dating ?
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Odddzy posted:Edit : Adding to that, there is no way a talentless dude like Ralph gets to hang around celebrities and mooch off of them if he didn't understand how to make himself useful to them from time to time. This seems reasonable... but what are you implying? How does Ralph make himself useful?
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Jan 17, 2019 03:08
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From what I can gather Ralph is a general fashion consultant and personal assistant / gopher
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Squashy Nipples posted:This seems reasonable... but what are you implying? How does Ralph make himself useful? Gurgle Gurgle!
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Squashy Nipples posted:This seems reasonable... but what are you implying? How does Ralph make himself useful? I'm pretty sure Ralph helped facilitate the "Pussy Parade" and kept things on the down low.
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Jan 17, 2019 03:33
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Ralph was there to cover for Howard when his ex wife found condoms in the trailer for the movie Private Parts and played it like he was playing a prank on Howard. When it comes to being a Gopher, Ralph really did him a solid. He would also often jump on the phone to stir some poo poo if Howard needed it in an interview where Howard couldn't outright stir that poo poo himself.
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Jan 17, 2019 03:39
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Former Human posted:I know Richard is a hillbilly but how much of a hillbilly do you have to be to look at yourself like that and go "yeah that's fine"? Aside from the stains, those aren’t bad teeth.
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UltraRed posted:Aside from the stains, those aren’t bad teeth. That's the kinda of compliment a dentist makes to fill the silence while they work on you.
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EngineerJoe posted:Post of the year Yeah, it's weird like that. Jon Hein's weird like that.
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UltraRed posted:Aside from the stains, those aren’t bad teeth. Aside from the hideous deformities, the Elephant Man wasn't that bad looking
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Speaking of Hein, 101 should play the audio book in its entirety. Unless there is some issue with royalties or whatever. Every single time there is a fast food maniac clip it is always excellent and super funny. ARBYS straws.
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swims posted:Speaking of Hein, 101 should play the audio book in its entirety. Unless there is some issue with royalties or whatever. Every single time there is a fast food maniac clip it is always excellent and super funny. I would love to hear his book, but I will never pay any amount of money for it. Goddamn guy tells you HOW TO FILL YOUR CUP WITH SODA. 
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It's ridiculous that such a picky eater wrote a book on fast food. He doesn't even out any toppings on his burgers!
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Why do you need an entire book on eating fast food? Just do what I do: Order way too much and then shame eat in your car in a far corner of the parking lot.
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haljordan posted:Why do you need an entire book on eating fast food? Just do what I do: Order way too much and then shame eat in your car in a far corner of the parking lot. True. You've never lived until you've eaten Arby's Mozz Sticks under the shade tree of a strip mall parking lot.
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Bonzo posted:True. You've never lived until you've eaten Arby's Mozz Sticks under the shade tree of a strip mall parking lot. Where do you live that strip malls have shade trees? EngineerJoe posted:It's ridiculous that such a picky eater wrote a book on fast food. He doesn't even out any toppings on his burgers! I loving hate adult picky eaters. Disgusting, whiney manbabies. Makes it impossible to do group dinners, because they don't eat anything any will veto any decent restaurant. When JD was describing how he only eats one thing at a time made me want to reach through the screen and choke him.
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:If the timeline is that tight between Alison and Beth, when did Howard have time for his "mad tear" loving chicks where he had to be talked down by Ralph? As we all know, the centerpieces of the "mad tear" were Robin Givens and Angie Everhart, who just so happen to be clients of Don Buchwald & Associates (source & source). A lot of insight into Givens' mindset can be gleaned by reading up on her and her mother's approach to the Mike Tyson marriage. Suffice it to say, publicity is all that matters. So, it's a win-win: pretend to be in a relationship with Howard Stern and he'll talk about it on the air. You don't have to do anything, although to me it's odd that Buchwald didn't bother to at least trot Howard out there with the girls in public to get some attention in the press.
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Squashy Nipples posted:When JD was describing how he only eats one thing at a time made me want to reach through the screen and choke him. What does this mean, and is there a clip? Does it mean like... he'll finish his potatoes before moving on to the roast beef, or does it mean (I think I know the answer, but here we go) that he'll spend weeks really only eating cheeseburgers, and then he'll switch to fried chicken for however long?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:What does this mean, and is there a clip? Yes. I had a friend in high school who did this. We'd be at McDonald's and he would eat all his fries before touching his burger.
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Jon Hein's refusal to move from the register at a fast food place is some straight up serial killer poo poo. Jeff Levy is less weird.
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