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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



They’ll make the county SEA pay for it too, just like they did with the out of town scoreboard.

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mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
https://twitter.com/GJRockies/status/1144279605076848644

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lol Cubs down 1-2 in the series and in desperate need of a win, so Joe runs out Descalso, CarGo's mummified corpse, and sits Contreras who's the only guy who's been able to hit against the Braves all series.

Cool.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Is there context for this or are they just randomly and suddenly against boners

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


That's it, I'm dumping my retirement and investing all liquid funds into net manufacturing stocks. This is my big break. Fortune favors the bold.

Also a chub isn't an erection. It's a half-mast droopy dingle that's struggling against gravity and failing miserably. Call it what you want but don't call it an erection, tyvm.

Mr. Meagles fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jun 27, 2019

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
A Chub is a fish, get your mind out of the gutter

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Would you accept anticiperection as an alternative to chub?

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


R.D. Mangles posted:

happy kimbrel day, chumps

Do we need to send Juliana Zobrist a gift basket?

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

:flaccid:

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


y'all need to calm down, Cy Sneed isn't even top-10 when there's literally a reliever in the last five years named Grant Balfour, which is some Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!-level ish.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Josh Outman is the best baseball pitcher name.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I feel like in 10 years we are gonna see someone drafted named Jerry Tootblan or something.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer



I keep seeing the name Sneed and this keeps running through my head

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/Josh_Macri/status/1144295414985895937

I really want a Spaghetti Western style movie poster with a picture of Mickey that says The Half Life of Mickey Callaway

I lack the skills to create such a document

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

A Chub is a fish, get your mind out of the gutter

A chub is a fat gay dude :colbert:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I will never stop calling them the Minnesota Twinks.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Deleted already but I saved it for posterity:

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


camoseven posted:

Deleted already but I saved it for posterity:



what happened here is:

the person(s) in charge of social media was told to post this by their director
they posted it
because the director is a dipshit, everyone is in panic mode now
the boss demands it be taken down before it spreads (it's too late)
person who posted that gets yelled at/fired by the person who told them to post it
boss decides to stick to their guns and ride it out

this has happened to me multiple times

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


How long will it be before another minor league team renames themselves he chubs for one day.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


Chubs are a Mackinaw Trout's favorite food iirc

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I should leave work and go play Stardew

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Go Chubs Go!

FrenzyTheKillbot
Jan 31, 2008

Good Hustle

Tom Gorman posted:


Also a chub isn't an erection. It's a half-mast droopy dingle that's struggling against gravity and failing miserably. Call it what you want but don't call it an erection, tyvm.

If you're calling it anything other than a "half-blood prince" you're doing it wrong

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE



Oh my god I forgot about this game.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Glad we’ve got some big league dick experts in the thread

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.



That osprey was an rear end in a top hat.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Explosionface posted:

That osprey was an rear end in a top hat.

Angler was worse because you couldn't detect it. :argh:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
https://twitter.com/mecookiemonster/status/1144282223652327424?s=21

More entertaining than a cubs game!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

C is for Cubsposting, that’s bad enough for me

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

He did it all for the Cookie.

Edit - cause it always makes me laugh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B69ciKJOcOo

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jun 27, 2019

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Pancakes posted:

C is for Cubsposting, that’s bad enough for me

lmao

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
The Cubs are garbage.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Lmao imagine if you had to root for an ACTUAL
garbage team. You fools. You absolute morons.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

The Cubs are garbage.

Should be Oscar doing the stretch

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

Lmao imagine if you had to root for an ACTUAL
garbage team. You fools. You absolute morons.

I mean I've been a Cubs fan since I was born in the 70s, although early/mid 80s is when I actually have baseball memories.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Should be Oscar doing the stretch

He hangs out in the clubhouse.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


poo poo POST MALONE posted:

Lmao imagine if you had to root for an ACTUAL
garbage team. You fools. You absolute morons.

The cubs won 1 playoff series in my entire life before 2015.

We were cubsposting abiut Junior Lake and Jason Marquis.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Keep going. It's super convincing.

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