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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Dunno whay an E-scort is but sounds technological

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





" he's used his legs in this game-"

ZZ Topp music fades in

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

MoaM posted:

I always read too much into those posts, personally.
Like "these big plays aren't as cool as beautiful women, losers".

I mean, depending who was under center he'd have been correct

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Heh "bear down"

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Takes No Damage posted:

Heh "bear down"

Stolen valor.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Barudak posted:

Dunno whay an E-scort is but sounds technological

A paid electronic escort. An EWaifu

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
did someone do the white lamar joke yet?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol cowboys d gettin dunked on by mitch's big legs

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Wonder if someone sat him down and told him to remember he can scoot a little bit and he kinda sucks at passing.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

send jason garrett to mars honestly

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Finally a drat sack. Bears are slippery.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Guys I think all the coaches for the Cowboys are bad.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Man, it’s a shame the Cowboys don’t play the Ravens. Lamar Jackson would have the greatest game against this defense.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I miss Michael Bennet and his teeny punter shoulders

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




chamois posted:

send jason garrett to mars honestly

No, sign him forever.

Jason Garrett the forever-HC of Dallas.

Mitch Trubisky the forever-QB of Chicago.

:getin:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Why the gently caress hasn't Trubs rushed like this all year?

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

imagine doing your job for as long as jason garrett has and being this bad at it

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

chamois posted:

send jason garrett to mars honestly

Mars declares war on Earth for war crimes

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

shirts and skins posted:

Why the gently caress hasn't Trubs rushed like this all year?

Also wondering this.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
They keep calling that fullback a tight end?

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

Man, it’s a shame the Cowboys don’t play the Ravens. Lamar Jackson would have the greatest game against this defense.

They will...in the Super Bowl :getin:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Takes No Damage posted:

Finally a drat sack. Bears are slippery.

Bears are slippery.
Bears are slippery.
Bears are slippery.
Bears are slippery.
Bears are slippery.
Bears are slippery.
Bears are slippery.
Bears are slippery.
Bears are slippery.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

hachi machi

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
cowboys defense not good

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Lmao at Dallas

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Cordarelle Patterson! God drat!

also, lol cowboys

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
loving lol cowboys

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Patterson?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Lol why can't the Cowboys tackle gently caress I'm embarrassed watching this

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Patented Marinelli bend and break 0-16 defense.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
wow

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Ok that cutback was legit but the Cowboys are still hot garbage

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Some more great tackling by the Cowboys!

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
ahahaha, juked himself out of his shoes.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Man got left for dead out there on that last play

marxismftw
Apr 16, 2010

Dallas defense making their voices heard: "Jason Garrett must go"

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Dallas tackling.

That's it. That's the joke.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Juked himself outta his own shoes

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Los Vaqueros!

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
LMAO the loving cowboys lmbo infinitely

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