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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > TNF: Cowboys at Bears GDT
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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Athanatos posted:

Witten unretired for this

Thank god cause he sucks in the booth

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 00:38
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Jason Witten on the sidelines just screaming WOW at varying levels of intensity

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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007

Athanatos posted:

Witten unretired for this
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 So who will be the new cowboys coach next season?

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

 Fire Jason Garrrett so he can be the new Colonel Sanders in the KFC commercials advertising fiery chicken sandwiches

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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Another uncalled face mask. gently caress the refs.

Otoh, there haven't been many flags at all

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
OK Southern Gentleman and mammy-style racist mascot do not mix well.

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Whitten maaaaaad.

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 just be glad witten isnt in the booth

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

 LOL grabbing the face mask is legal for the Cowboys and they’re still getting annihilated by the Titty Kisser.

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Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Bumper music guy for next Cowboys coach.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

The Bananana posted:

So who will be the new cowboys coach next season?

Kellen loving Moore.

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
gotta say the tnf on twitch thing is good

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

The Bananana posted:

So who will be the new cowboys coach next season?

Witten

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Yes, please Witten for HC.

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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

Witten

Seconded

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

Quiet Feet posted:

Witten

Oh poo poo, this might happen. :getin:

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

The Bananana posted:

So who will be the new cowboys coach next season?

Sean Payton

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

The Bananana posted:

So who will be the new cowboys coach next season?

Big Bob Pataki

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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Big Bob Pataki
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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Jerry will coach the cowboys next year

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

The Bananana posted:

So who will be the new cowboys coach next season?

Jerry Jones

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

LabyaMynora posted:

Oh poo poo, this might happen. :getin:

Actually I would be down for that.

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Anti-Hero
Feb 26, 2004
 Jesus wept the Cowboys are miserable.

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
As long as Montgomery isn't getting hit behind the line of scrimmage he is pretty drat good.

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 "well I'll tell ya troy, it opens up the playbook when you can just drag the entire defense forward 5 yards on any play"

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
This rules and I can't wait for the "Maybe Trubisky is The Guy" takes

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 kvelling for mitch

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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
So, do Cowboys not know how to tackle, orrrrr..

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
that was a very nice run by montgomery

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

The Bananana posted:

So who will be the new cowboys coach next season?

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Big Bob Pataki
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPs a fumble !!

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

fishing with the fam posted:

As long as Montgomery isn't getting hit behind the line of scrimmage he is pretty drat good.

lol and now i eat poo poo

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I've always been paranoid that Montgomery being impossible to tackle will come back to haunt him

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Missed another facemask

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Refs missed a facemask on the Cowboys on that fumble play

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Lol I watched two facemasks on that play

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Dammit

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 so why are the cowboys just allowed to rake dudes across the facemask

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