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ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


LifeSunDeath posted:

where's the feathers?
Dogs don't have feathers.


Kate Beaton reports on the tiniest screech:
https://twitter.com/beatonna/status/1330314817987600386

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/NataliaAntonova/status/1330184247420866570

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003



ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/NRo2mkw.gifv

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!

ringu0 posted:

Dogs don't have feathers.


Kate Beaton reports on the tiniest screech:
https://twitter.com/beatonna/status/1330314817987600386

OMG there’s a tiny “thunk” when kitty’s noggin bounces off the floor.
:3::ohdear:

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/bigreddot/status/1329915373169229829

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Black cats remain the best.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Drone posted:

Black cats remain the best.

I miss my old black cat. He made it to 20 years and would always bring me half-eaten rodents and crayfish and snakes right to my door.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

If a cat wore pants, would it wear them like this?

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

Bert Roberge posted:

I miss my old black cat.

Black cats may have little a salami... (My black cat.)

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Schrödinger Jeans

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Bert Roberge posted:

I miss my old black cat. He made it to 20 years and would always bring me half-eaten rodents and crayfish and snakes right to my door.

Black cats are fantastic.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

My sweet black cat Malachi used to bring us half dead mice, then let them go and watch us try and chase them around. He was just trying to teach me to hunt, but I'm sorry Malachi, the only thing I can hunt is leftover pizza.

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Like a Renaissance portrait.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Not quite Renaissance, but I'm reminded of:



One of several Cats of the Hermitage, done by Eldar Zakirov, featuring members of the famous 100+ staff of cats which have been employed at the Hermitage Museum of Russia for the past several centuries to control the pest population.

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4iyQh0pRn0

https://twitter.com/nano_ferret2/status/1330551471625043971?s=20
https://twitter.com/ferret_rufamiru/status/1330466497957928963?s=20

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/Russia_NC/status/1330556145388429314

mystes
May 31, 2006

I'm with the dog on this one.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
The dog clearly knew that going out on the ice was bad for more than one reason.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

you try walking around barefoot on ice, poo poo is cold.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

I would like to pet that cube

https://twitter.com/poorlycatdraw/status/1330222075060117505?s=19

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Safari Disco Lion posted:

My sweet black cat Malachi used to bring us half dead mice, then let them go and watch us try and chase them around. He was just trying to teach me to hunt, but I'm sorry Malachi, the only thing I can hunt is leftover pizza.

He ALSO put you in the advanced class, which is very flattering.

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

https://i.imgur.com/59paEvX.mp4

widefault
Mar 16, 2009
How are fruit bats even real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EqUqacEows

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Thund3rB0lt/status/1330222640766836737

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/BatEveryHour/status/1330622081986224130

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HESe9voNWXs
What happens when you put an animal made of elastic on a trampoline?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Getting ready for a Lady and the Tramp remake but with cats?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Samurai Sanders posted:

Getting ready for a Lady and the Tramp remake but with cats?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/0GM8EAc.mp4

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007



https://twitter.com/BatEveryHour/status/1330643117473624065

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Hell of a punchline, but the joke was pretty disgusting.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
From the OSHA thread. Nobody gets hurt.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Have you ever wondered what Maru would look like as a jack-in-the-box?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcj1bgNNLOM

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

https://twitter.com/Xouped/status/1330361289886064642?s=20

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hell of a punchline, but the joke was pretty disgusting.

Can you explain why? I thought the original joke was just about how the kitty looked all pretty like a lady. :ohdear:

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Mizuti posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HESe9voNWXs
What happens when you put an animal made of elastic on a trampoline?

I don't understand how mustelids are even real.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


my cat is norris posted:

Can you explain why? I thought the original joke was just about how the kitty looked all pretty like a lady. :ohdear:

"...that's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?"
"The Aristocrats!"

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/caenhillcc/status/1330896865303425024?s=20

EDIT:

<i was dreaming of baby chicks>
https://twitter.com/samanthaiam/status/1330934440760053760?s=20

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 19:12 on Nov 23, 2020

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