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tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

fsif posted:

Yeah I've been kind of workshopping a take where I think the Dolphins will win the division, but it does feel like a bit of a prisoner of the moment overreaction to the Covid stuff.

The Bills can win without Beasley, Davis, and McKenzie. But without Hyde, Poyer, and Milano? Not loving their odds!

It's a very hard to predict division. There's a very compelling upside case for everyone in the division apart from maybe the Jets, but since the Bills suddenly have this anti vax risk, every team has a plausible chance to absolutely suck.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, once it hit me that every east team is heading into the most ravaged covid hellholes a half dozen times each this season, I was like, oh okay yeah, nobody's getting through this clean.

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

AFC East : The Rap is coming from Inside the Division

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
The Dolphins will make the 5 seed at 10-7 and defeat the Tennessee Titans in the first round before getting molly whopped by the Bills or Chiefs in round 2.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

WalletBeef posted:

AFC East : The Rap is coming from Inside the Division

*deshaun misreading this post* I’m in

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
You laugh now but we have reason to believe one of those women had COVID

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

I never need a reason to believe any woman, but I’m built different

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...

TheBizzness posted:

The Dolphins will make the 5 seed at 10-7 and defeat the Tennessee Titans in the first round before getting molly whopped by the Bills or Chiefs in round 2.

I'm split between this and missing the playoffs by tie breaker.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

TheBizzness posted:

The Dolphins will make the 5 seed at 10-7 and defeat the Tennessee Titans in the first round before getting molly whopped by the Bills or Chiefs in round 2.

Mollywhopped is a really great term that I feel is underutilized

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
The follow up is that then the Dolphins miss the playoffs all together in 2022 but I was trying to spare my fellow dolfans

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
The worst thing about Zolak having oatmeal for brains is now it's impossible for me to breathlessly follow every training camp throw on Twitter because that's all anyone talks about

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1431338219862466589

sure

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
a Lawson for a Lawson leaves the whole world Swoll

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1431353085536964612?s=19

Ok

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Raku posted:

The worst thing about Zolak having oatmeal for brains is now it's impossible for me to breathlessly follow every training camp throw on Twitter because that's all anyone talks about

I think the practices are no longer open to the public after this week and I don't know whether the media is allowed in anymore until the season starts either

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
Zo whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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What the gently caress is this baseball poo poo?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/JClarkNBCS/status/1431370863924981760

lol what a friggin dump

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/connor_j_hughes/status/1431386022097600512?s=21

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER
I liked Zolak too.

"Unicorns! Show Ponies! Where's the beef!? That's your quarterback!"

All time great call.

No way anyone in his position says that poo poo about 'rap music' without knowing exactly what he's saying.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
He is not exactly a what anyone would call a wordsmith, he probably didn't mean it the way it came across. I was listening when he said it, and when you look at the statement in a vacuum yeah it doesn't look that great. More tone deaf than being malicious though, I think

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Praise the lord

https://twitter.com/eallenjets/status/1431394837291585538?s=21

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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The Jets are gonna sit all their starters tonight so the turf doesn't kill them.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Good. Screw putting anyone valuable out there in this mess.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Josh Johnson QB2

https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1431409218737803264?s=21

https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1431410739084935180?s=21

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

honestly how do so many stadiums have turf problems, it’s either plastic or loving grass and the body of scientific and practical knowledge on it is truly astounding in scope

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Feeney is so incredibly bad

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
I wonder how many owners building or renovating stadiums recently were advised to make some sort of modification for climate change and just kind of brushed it off owing to who they are.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Ok I'll admit I loved that tie

Good show Jets

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Absolutely hilarious.

I feel like the biggest roster question probably is: will Kenny Yeboah make the team?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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I still think Josh Adams is the best RB on the Jets.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

mcmagic posted:

I still think Josh Adams is the best RB on the Jets.

He's not, but he might be the 3rd best RB on the Jets. He has so much more juice than Perine.

Hughes thinks Ashtyn Davis is gonna get cut:

https://theathletic.com/2791948/2021/08/28/jets-53-man-roster-projection-zach-wilson-and-his-supporting-cast/?source=emp_shared_article

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I think Tanzel Smart has shown enough to earn a spot over guys like Zuniga or Hamilcar but this is likely just a DT vs edge numbers game.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
https://twitter.com/exMalwa/status/1431338533684334594

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I… didn't expect this.

https://twitter.com/jonscotttv/status/1431614389635977218?s=21

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Oh man, will Cole Beasley ever talk to him again?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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I hope Yeboah makes the team. Cut Herndon. We know what he is.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Cut Griffin. Keep Kroft, Herndon, and Yeboah for the upside.

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005


Cut my mask into pieces
This is my last retort

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch


if it’s any consolation there’s a good chance he simply got a fake one

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