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dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
I can't stop lmao-ing


ooof. I stand by this snipe.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Rub some dirt on it

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


And there he goes

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
that's... just sad.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Jorsh he sure can run

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


That's not an Achilles

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Fuckin' Draco Malfoy in the owner's box

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
well at least one team is maybe more cursed than the ravens with injuries

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kurgarra Queen posted:

Oh God the Jets are extremely cursed.

honestly both the jets and mets should disbanded, the teams are so badly cursed there is no cure

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Cart is kind of like a rascal.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
lol Jets.

Vinny Testaverdie 1999 all over again.

Is Zack Wilson Ray Lucas?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



shyduck posted:

And there he goes

Well, he started walking (limping real bad) away.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
i'm loving dying here ahahahahaha

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
drat I feel bad for the guy. I legit feel bad for Jets fans. What a kick to the nuts.

Like that Ravens RB that tore his achilles yesterday. :smith:

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Lol Rodgers out already?

Also I love the thread title implying not that he thinks 9-11 was an inside job or some kind of conspiracy, but that it just didn't happen at all.

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Scallop Eyes posted:

This is the saddest and funniest thing that could have happened.

The Jets signing Tom Brady would be the funniest possible outcome

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Deonte Harty is going to have like 10 catches for 34 yards.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

lmao why is Peyton all riled up

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mystic Stylez posted:

I'm so happy Manningcast is back, somehow I forgot that was even a thing

gently caress TSN in Canada has made the manningcast part of their app subscription. I'm very upset!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Kurgarra Queen posted:

Bills offense not impressing me so far.

Good thing the D is averaging killing one QB per posession so I think they might win this war of atrition.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Poco posted:

The Jets signing Tom Brady would be the funniest possible outcome

please no

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

I’m loving Mark Hamill Joker laughing over here I just can’t believe it

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


it's like the jets watched the giants game last night and said

"yes but, how about a second new york disaster"

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
I'm curious to hear the injury report, my best guess is that it looks like he jammed his left ankle in a funny way?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Eli always has the derpiest face

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

He's limping very badly lmao

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Oh is it some weird foot thing

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Lmfao

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Aaron Rodgers has access to world class restorative soil, alchemy, and crystal mages.

He'll be fine.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I was in danger of complimenting the Jets D before that Allen scramble. Now they're just methodically going down the field.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Week one? I wouldn't count out touchdown Tom

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
no really can we get a wellness check on mcmagic

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i can see the headlines tomorrow:

"JETS CRASH ON 9/11"

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Was that Rodgers injury sack due to a terrible block or blown assignment?

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

This really sucks

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

Okay, there's something incredibly dark about the NY Jets having their season ruined on the first play of the season, on 9/11

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Green Bay, jersey retirement ceremony, 2029: "Aaron, who completed every single pass of his career in Green Bay..."

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

as a pats fan the only way this game can get funnier is

well i dare not speak its name

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
wait goddammit I was going to joke "hey my cable box was being a fucker and I just got here, did I miss rodger's career-ending injury"

don't tell me I actually did

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