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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Its Rinaldo posted:

LOCK AND LOAD

:blastu:

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Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
Can you hear that splashing? That's the sounds of eagles fans landing in the Delaware river after launching themselves off the Walt Whitman bridge.

Felonious_Monk
Oct 26, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

the eagles defense is not aware that 3rd down is a thing and are perpetually surprised when they don't get the ball after making a stop on 2nd and you can't convince me otherwise

Out here playing Canadian football

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Drew "" Lock

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Biggest question is how did the Eagles only put up 17 points on this soft-rear end tackling Seahawks shitshow D

captainblastum
Dec 1, 2004

Stealing the premise of a joke here but Matt Patricia is like a marvel mutant whose power is loving over the Detroit Lions.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

What a loving finish. That was dope.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

triple sulk posted:

hurts is going to throw a pick or fumble it after rushing out of the pocket too early
two runs, one failed pass, 3 and out

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

lol at Screamin' Pete

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
BIG COCK LOCK!!!

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



hurts lost the game on that dumb loving pass

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Chillmatic posted:

lock has the stupidest haircut i have ever seen

I suddenly realize my friend out in Eastern Washington looks like Lock. :stare:

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


i just remembered about matt patricia so i feel better

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Eagles fans we're so sorry.

You were right about this team. You were always right.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

captainblastum posted:

Stealing the premise of a joke here but Matt Patricia is like a marvel mutant whose power is loving over the Detroit Lions.

This is literally good for the Lions.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
LOL PATRICIA

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

you should have listened to us

I did not expect the Eagles choke game to be so overwhelming.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Kirios posted:

Eagles fans we're so sorry.

You were right about this team. You were always right.

it's ok. we're all on the same page now

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
dude come on you let hurts get like loving 20 yards on that run

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Okay well you can't let him do THAT, Seahawks. :laffo:

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Eagles might be able to tie this up

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

that was way too soft

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1736963115961483569

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amd3bMqEdjs&t=34s

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Womp womp

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Even more than the 2020 7-9 Washington football team?

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

CapnAndy posted:

the eagles defense is not aware that 3rd down is a thing and are perpetually surprised when they don't get the ball after making a stop on 2nd and you can't convince me otherwise

So they think they're in the CFL?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Failson posted:

I did not expect the Eagles choke game to be so overwhelming.

this is a 5-9 team that had a few really lucky things go their way

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


NFCE battle for most fraudulent is neck and neck

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Lmao

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
fire everybody

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
seahawks finna let that cabbage patch kicker tie the dang game





















EDIT

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
HAHAHAHAHA

GAME OVER

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Hurts looks like poo poo after running 20 lol

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I loving hate this team

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



HOPY SHITE

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




That was an incredible choke job. Wow.

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