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 edit: this creeps me out ResonanceCascade fucked around with this message at May 20, 2009 around 08:03 |
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| # ? Feb 09, 2010 20:43 |
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Strongylocentrotus posted:
This one, definitely. The ones that are gifs of people's faces are hard to make out, but this cartoon captures the smug, the cap, and the douche patch on his chin. If no one else wants to buy it, I'll do it tomorrow.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 08:04 |
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rainbow kittens posted:What about his face from that "I'm not as moronic as I am" motivational poster? A Gif of his actual face would work well. Mornonic! 
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| # ? May 20, 2009 08:06 |
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  It's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL!
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| # ? May 20, 2009 08:06 |
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Strongylocentrotus posted:
Ok, enough, that's the stuff of loving nightmares. 
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| # ? May 20, 2009 08:11 |
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Oh bejeezus, that black and white one is great!
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| # ? May 20, 2009 08:11 |
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So because Dan is back does that mean that again the forums are under (his) God's control to teach the same lesson he should have figured out the first time?
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| # ? May 20, 2009 08:11 |
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I think we broke Dan. I wonder if it was because I said his face looks like a vagina?
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| # ? May 20, 2009 08:20 |
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I thought the internet had jaded me. Yet despite everything, I'm still somewhat appalled at this guy coming on here and making jokes about killing his own child just to troll us. Even if it has no brain and technically no one's in there, it's still his kid. And if Myah sees it, he'll just do the "it's someone pretending to be me" bullshit.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 09:01 |
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I wake up and see 300 unread posts so I figured something happened. I just didn't think it'd be this good. 
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| # ? May 20, 2009 09:02 |
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Corridor posted:I'm still somewhat appalled at this guy coming on here and making jokes about killing his own child just to troll us. Even if it has no brain and technically no one's in there, it's still his kid. This. When he made the comment about kicking Faith's head in? I wanted to throw up. The only reason I follow this thread anymore is because I want to see Dan Lirette rear end-raped by the internet. Otherwise I'd be long gone.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 09:06 |
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Danny boy, you can come stay on my couch. Flee the wrath and all that... I live in Utah if that helps. So, is the kid dead or what? I'm confused.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 09:20 |
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brick cow posted:So, is the kid dead or what? I'm confused. No, but Dan Lirette said he would kick her head in and kill her himself... so... it's only a matter of time. Edit: doctorawful posted:The baby is only dead when I kick it in the head. rainbow kittens fucked around with this message at May 20, 2009 around 11:30 |
| # ? May 20, 2009 09:24 |
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rainbow kittens posted:This. That poo poo should really get added to the AE page and autoaim. I really can't fathom a grown man who would act like this even on the internet.. Let alone someone who claims to be religious and all that jazz.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 10:18 |
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Lowtax posted:In case if any of you guys want to add it to Danny's laundry list of retardedness, he's filed two DMCA threats with our web host, claiming it's somehow illegal to copy / paste / paraphrase anything he has written anywhere ever. .random posted:Also, no fewer than 4 DMCAs against SA's webhost, and 2 against Lowtax's personal ISP. We've had at least one DMCA incoming to autoaim.org from ol'crazypants too. Needless to say, nothing came of it. We're still truckin' along. What's the fraudulent DMCA score now then? How many are we talking so far? Edit: Also, I'm not suite sure how this is relevant. But it must be relevant on SOME level. 
autoaim.cfg fucked around with this message at May 20, 2009 around 10:33 |
| # ? May 20, 2009 10:21 |
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Okay, for all the latecomers to the thread who can't be bothered reading all 155 pages of this glorious trainwreck... here is the most recent update... I did PM the OP and told him to update the first post ASAP!quote:ZoSoZodiac has dirt on Dan. HERE is the post.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 11:48 |
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Welcome back Danny Boy! I never had an opportunity to talk to you before you got yourself banned. I hope you like my fanart!
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| # ? May 20, 2009 11:52 |
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He's falling apart. Did you really think your god was going to deliver you from all of this?
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| # ? May 20, 2009 11:56 |
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Holy poo poo. Truly a wonder of the modern age, that through the power of the internet, a worthless human being can share this fact with the rest of the world. Dan Lirette, your antics rob me of a good nights sleep 
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| # ? May 20, 2009 12:30 |
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woke up to this on Myah's Facebook nothing more Christian than praying for people's deaths
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| # ? May 20, 2009 12:44 |
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To the people thinking of posting in this thread to say that we're all giving just Dan what he wants (ie attention, internet fame etc), you're clearly wrong. You just know he wakes up in a cold sweat every morning praying to God we haven't added more to the ED article. And yet, every day we do. It's worming away at his soul because he knows (HE KNOWS) for as long as the internet exists, so will a record of his misdemeanors. There aren't enough fraudulent DMCA requests in the world to change this simple fact. The saddest/funniest part is he desperately wants to be accepted by us. The best part of this thread is that it feeds Dan poo poo 24/7, he's getting trolled harder and harder every day and yet HE KEEPS COMING BACK FOR MORE. The fallout of an attack on an ego as inflated as Dan Lirette's is quite spectacular to witness. Seriously, it's a beautiful thing and GBS ought to be proud. Helldump hasn't come up with a thread this good in months. anencephaltastic fucked around with this message at May 20, 2009 around 12:50 |
| # ? May 20, 2009 12:48 |
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eightbitgirl posted:woke up to this on Myah's Facebook Meanwhile, the father of the child in question posts here that the baby isn't dead till he's kicked it in the head. Although, it's not like you can point that out to them because comments like that get deleted. Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
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| # ? May 20, 2009 12:55 |
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well, it seems that we are the most evil people in the world
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| # ? May 20, 2009 12:59 |
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Myah Walker is goddamn insane --literally.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 13:02 |
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eightbitgirl posted:well, it seems that we are the most evil people in the world Wait...Is there another discussion forum we've made to gently caress with them or are they talking about this one? Do they think SA exists solely to torment them? and since my date failed, I'd like to take July 1st at 7am for my death pool entry.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 13:04 |
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eightbitgirl posted:woke up to this on Myah's Facebook KNOWN AS THE SA GOONS. Better watch out.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 13:13 |
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Bizarro Toby posted:What if we're all actually Dan Lirette? I think we're all Dan Lirette in our own, special ways. 
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| # ? May 20, 2009 13:18 |
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eightbitgirl posted:well, it seems that we are the most evil people in the world Well, at least none of us knocked her up with a zombie child. ...Except our resident preacher monkey that god put on this earth because he wants us to laugh at people. Oh, and no mention of the death pool? Speaking of which, are we counting the actual day of death, or the day Canada drags the rotting corpse away from her that she kept dressing up and singing to while saying "You're still during well, never mind the smell. You're my darling, even though your flesh is rotting." That poor, poor woman.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 13:18 |
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Oglethorpe posted:Myah Walker is goddamn insane --literally. No no no, in order to mock her use of literally, you have to use it in a way that it's clearly untrue. VV You really shouldn't bother. If he does answer it, chances are that he'll lie. Room Temperature fucked around with this message at May 20, 2009 around 13:30 |
| # ? May 20, 2009 13:22 |
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DAN!!! I'm going to post my question AGAIN, since you are back now. I am honestly interested in an answer. OK, Dan I have a question that I haven't seen addressed yet: Consider your daughter. Little girls tend to grow up and marry men that closely resemble their father in terms of personality (not looks per se). Considering your recent (I don't think 'a year ago' is ancient history, sorry) OA screaming hate at people, your tryst with Myah and your failure in TWO marriages--not to mention your Juvenile Hall years--Do you worry about the example of a 'mate and husband' you are holding up to her and that you are basically teaching her to bring home some real horror-show male in a few years? If so, what are you and your wife going to do to try and head this off? Besides all the 'Jesus forgave me so it's OK and in the past' stuff. As the twig is bent, so grows the tree, and all that stuff. As a mom of a 9 year old daughter myself, I'd be sincerely interested in hearing what you think. Hopefully you won't dodge it again.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 13:28 |
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eightbitgirl posted:woke up to this on Myah's Facebook
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| # ? May 20, 2009 13:36 |
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Someone please forward what Dan has said here to Myah. Maybe she'll change when she realizes that the father of her baby said he would kick it in the head.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 13:42 |
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anima_maxima posted:Someone please forward what Dan has said here to Myah. Maybe she'll change when she realizes that the father of her baby said he would kick it in the head. To Myah's mind those posts are just from some random EVIL dude on SA called "doctorawful". Dan obviously changed the name for the purpose of plausible deniability if ever called out on his posts.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 13:45 |
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anencephaltastic posted:Before this is done his name should be changed to "Dan Lirette" on the boards. Mods can do that, right?
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| # ? May 20, 2009 13:49 |
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Velvet Sparrow posted:DAN!!! I'm really interested in the answer to this as well. I have a nine-year-old daughter too, and one of the many things I'm thankful for is that her dad is a good role model for her. I also kept that exact thing in mind when dating after the divorce because it's so important.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 13:59 |
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anima_maxima posted:Mods can do that, right? Yup. They can also take over someone's account and post using their username... especially if they are provoked  I seriously can't believe that the re-regged Dan was the real Dan. Nobody can be that retarded, can they? But saying that, he did spawn a baby with no brain...
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| # ? May 20, 2009 14:01 |
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anima_maxima posted:Someone please forward what Dan has said here to Myah. Maybe she'll change when she realizes that the father of her baby said he would kick it in the head. I have no way to send a message to Myah, but I did send one to Jennifer, her friend, explaining what Dan said and offering to send her the picture of Dan holding the "Hi Goons" sign as proof that it's not someone imitating Dan who said it. If she actually responds to me, I'll also send her the post where he says that HE was responsible for all the sockpuppet accounts claiming to be him and/or friends/brother.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 14:01 |
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I Wish I Was posted:I have no way to send a message to Myah, but I did send one to Jennifer, her friend, explaining what Dan said and offering to send her the picture of Dan holding the "Hi Goons" sign as proof that it's not someone imitating Dan who said it. If she actually responds to me, I'll also send her the post where he says that HE was responsible for all the sockpuppet accounts claiming to be him and/or friends/brother. That is a good start. What about the girl who is friends with Myah on Facebook? Can she send her something, or does that risk Myah cutting her off and going "nyah, nyah, can't hear you."
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| # ? May 20, 2009 14:04 |
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eightbitgirl posted:well, it seems that we are the most evil people in the world Note the word "apparently", so somebody, most probably Dan, is actually feeding her this poo poo and she's taking it all without actually checking for herself before saying we all ought to die. Nice. This is why someone needs to get a message through to her of some of the stuff Dan's been posting here.
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| # ? May 20, 2009 14:04 |
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How long is the baby going to live, or could it be kept alive to grow for years?
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