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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

Better Red than Dead!


Well I was just informed that if I "rewired" my electric fan to run off a pulley amd belt then my car would run "way cooler dude."

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Tai-Pan
Feb 09, 2001


Sweevo posted:

I seem to remember it being one of the more common "secrets THEY don't want you to know" snake-oil scams until HHO came along.

Acetone+rubber= bad news! Hope he is running SS fuel lines.

Rhyno posted:

Well I was just informed that if I "rewired" my electric fan to run off a pulley amd belt then my car would run "way cooler dude."

As if, what, car companies stopped using the much simpler and cheaper pump-mounted fan because it worked too well?

InterceptorV8
Mar 09, 2004

Eastbound and down


digger_smolkin posted:

Well then, where are all the 6.9/420 folks? Why don't we have a thread?

I re-ran my gp's to a toggle switch (after relay) and it starts up every time in under 3 sec, unless it's really cold, which is like 2-3 days a year here.
Also, a new starter helps, just cause yours cranks ok it might not be quite fast enough. I replaced mine out of desperation in a no-start situation last year and they sound the same but it's night and day.
It it burning or just using oil? If you have abnormal (as opposed to normal for these engines) oil loss, it's your CDR valve, replace or clean with gasoline.

Yeah, I was going to go over to the switch for glowplug things, until I found out someone had already Mickeymoused the gently caress out of the glowplug system and I'd drat near have to start over from tracing wires. It's so hosed up I don't even know how they worked when they did work!

Starter got replaced after a tank full of B99 thought it would be loving funny to gel at 55F so it has one of those new loving kick-rear end sweet gear reduction starters on it. gently caress the 90 pound rebuilt one, this is like half the weight.

Just bought a new set of JOHNSON CONTROLS SPECIAL BATTERIES because well, $75 a pop and three years beats my last set at $175 a loving pop and pop after three years.

CDR valve? Is that next to the muffler bearings?

digger_smolkin
Feb 23, 2007



InterceptorV8 posted:

CDR valve? Is that next to the muffler bearings?

No, you dolt, it's behind the conflabulator, you have to use an eleventy-second/inch spanner to remove it.

...


The crankcase depression regulator valve functions like a PCV valve on a gasser does.
The immense compression in the cylinder forces a lot of gases past the rings on these motors and causes oil leaks and burning. The CDR vents the crankcase to the intake. It is located right under the back side of the air filter assembly, at the back of the intake manifold. It has a round diaphragm housing on a flanged pipe with a vacuum line going to it. Take it off and don't lose the o-rings that seal the ends, then soak for an hour in gas. You can test it by applying vacuum to the fitting, if you don't hear it pop open and closed, it's shot. Good luck finding a new one, I can't. I have heard of handy folks rebuilding them, though.

I got the gear reduction starter, too, it does kick rear end. When it's warm, it cranks up faster than my bosses' '09 Silverado. Also- Interstate Batteries, if there's one near you, has 'blemished' batts for 24.99 a piece, got a couple in Feb for less than the cost of one anywhere else.

digger_smolkin fucked around with this message at Jun 13, 2009 around 23:09

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

brb, shortcut

At work:

"Yeah, my orange car (SRT-4) weighed 2100 lbs!"
"No, it didn't. My car weighs 2200lbs without anything in it."
"I lightened it up! It was like 2500 from the factory."
"OK, man."

SRT-4's curb weight: 2860+.

Negromancer
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^



The best I have heard was when I had my old '84 mk1 rabbit GTI and I needed a new alt, so I head over to the neighborhood schucks, only to have the guy at the parts counter tell me "The first year of the gti was '85". Of course I say , yes that was the first year of the golf/mk2 gti, but the rabbit gti was imported in small numbers in '83 and '84. He continued to argue with me over this until I went and grabbed the tittle out of my '84 GTI that I had driven there. But of course he knew more then me about vw's, cause thats HIS aircooled bug in the parking lot, which was a POS and beat to poo poo, and not even in the hoodride style.

Charles L. Fuck
Dec 19, 2007

by Ozma


Negromancer posted:

He continued to argue with me over this until I went and grabbed the tittle out of my '84 GTI that I had driven there.
hmmm...where to keep this piece of paper that determines legal ownership of my vehicle? tucked behind the sun visor should do nicely

Negromancer
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^



Charles L. gently caress posted:

hmmm...where to keep this piece of paper that determines legal ownership of my vehicle? tucked behind the sun visor should do nicely


poo poo I meant registration, not title. I actually ended up losing the title to that car.....

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


kimbo305 posted:

It's still apples and oranges because those two models still might not have the same suspension setup or weight distribution.

I think we'll need a couple of modified Subaru Imprezas to settle this.

Atmus
Mar 08, 2002


digger_smolkin posted:

'84 6.9 IDI, stupidly simple motor that will burn just about anything. If some people here are only familiar with the GM diesels of that vintage, check out these old Internationals if you ever see one.

I don't know if anyone ever wanted me to convert their cars, because I grimace and walk quickly away before the conversation reaches that point. The exception is this one guy named Joe at the O'Reilly down the street, he's ex-army and fascinated by the concept, often hooks me up with SAE30R9 Fluoroelastomer hose and other weird stuff I need. I told him I'd help him, he's trying to get his hands on an Army surplus diesel.

The WVO finally rotted the original fuel return lines on my '85 6.9, I replaced them with polyurethane ones and am trying to sort out the lovely wiring again. I need to just take out all the wires and start over, because there has been a lot of amaturish wiring done on this thing even before I started monkeying around with it. FOrtunately starting fluid works safely if you disabled the glowplugs.

SyHopeful
Jun 24, 2007

WHITE WALLS


InterceptorV8 posted:

"100 psi now, 100 psi three hours from now"

Yes, my company is awesome. Somehow checking cold tires at a pretrip = 100 psi. Running those same tires with 45,000 pounds in the box in 100F weather at 65mph, YOU BEST HOPE THOSE FUCKERS ARE STILL 100 PSI!

"Climb hills faster at max torque, lug engines down to 1200 rpm"

gently caress you, they have banners made up with this poo poo. Sure, I'll lug the fucker down to 1200rpm so I can bend something, OR I can listen to Cummins and bring the fucker up to 1700 rpm for climbing a grade!

No wonder Cummins sued our company for engine repair warranty

B SERVICE EVERY 40,000 miles!

Cummins caught that one (WE HAUL SPECIAL LOADS FOR THEM) and once again, sued our company over it. For the record, Cummins allows a 25,000 mile service.

And don't get me started on idling....

none of this post makes sense

destructo
Apr 29, 2006


SyHopeful posted:

none of this post makes sense
It does if you can read?

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

SyHopeful posted:

none of this post makes sense

Makes sense to me.....

TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007


destructo posted:

It does if you can read?

Maybe he doesn't know InterceptorV8 was/is a trucker, and has made posts that would explain everything he said there?

InterceptorV8
Mar 09, 2004

Eastbound and down


SyHopeful posted:

none of this post makes sense

Much like my life.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 08, 2006


Phone posted:

At work:

"Yeah, my orange car (SRT-4) weighed 2100 lbs!"
"No, it didn't. My car weighs 2200lbs without anything in it."
"I lightened it up! It was like 2500 from the factory."
"OK, man."

SRT-4's curb weight: 2860+.

This...way too often. Talking to a guy about a M50 swapped E30 and he mentions it weight 2200 pounds because he removed a bunch of weight...the back seat and a "racing" battery. I walk away before I have the urge to inform him that my fully stripped E30 weighs 2400 with a full tank of gas.

Carl E. Sagan
Feb 05, 2004

We are here


NitroSpazzz posted:

This...way too often. Talking to a guy about a M50 swapped E30 and he mentions it weight 2200 pounds because he removed a bunch of weight...the back seat and a "racing" battery. I walk away before I have the urge to inform him that my fully stripped E30 weighs 2400 with a full tank of gas.

I have a co-worker who still swears to this day that his toyota matrix weighs "about 2200 pounds".

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 04, 2006
got those happy feet

TheMadMilkman posted:

Maybe he doesn't know InterceptorV8 was/is a trucker, and has made posts that would explain everything he said there?

Maybe, but I skipped to the last page of the thread and figured it out by context, sooo...

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000
Forum Veteran

Overheard at a bar.. some young chick with a fake ID trying to impress some dude

"I have a 1964 Bel Air with a V6!"

It was of course determined to be her dads after some discussion and laughter. (The Bel Air never came with a V6, just I6s and V8s)

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

I'm a fucking pain machine and if you even touch my fucking car I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU.


Last night I talked to a guy who had some interesting things to say about cars. I was hanging out at a local coffee shop ironically in a hipster area, drinking an ironic beverage and wearing a bunch of things that are ironic.
I made the mistake of engaging this guy in conversation, and he shared these sparkling gems with me:
1. GM gen 3/4 v6 and v8 motors have the spark plugs mounted "this far" (uses hands to indicate 10-12") down in the cylinders.
2. This allows them to have a short stroke which makes them FAST
3. "Pontiacs are SO FAST". which ones? ALL OF THEM, especially the old "Bobcat GTO" and the V6 cop cars.
4. he has personally driven a "Lamborghini Countach Roadster" to 205mph.
5. he did 205mph in "7th gear"
He became almost visibly angry when I tried to correct him on #1, as I've seen a smallblock once or two thousand times. After number 5 I stopped trying to correct him, and left shortly thereafter.

Schatten
Jul 07, 2002


ab0z posted:

Last night I talked to a guy who had some interesting things to say about cars.
Is it possible to be "that other guy", on purpose? I mean, coming up with wrong specs, dimensions and achievements? Just start BSing all too much? Start making a list of things you can say to baffle others.

I had a former CEO friend who said his Boxster would pull 3-4G's easily. I could only smile and nod, since he provided me with a healthy paycheck.

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

I'm a fucking pain machine and if you even touch my fucking car I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU.


I troll people at the lot sometimes, like this one kid with an old SVX I told to ask Jeff for a race, "his car's not that fast, it had an intercooler stock so that one in the front doesn't do much" (jeff's STi has run a best et of 11.2, somewhat traction limited).

Phy
Jun 27, 2008

I'm hiding in Honduras


Schatten posted:

I had a former CEO friend who said his Boxster would pull 3-4G's easily.

I could actually believe that of a Saab.

Gripen.

944
Sep 23, 2008

by Ozma


Phy posted:

I could actually believe that of a Saab.

Saab what? Viggen? (as in the military jet, not the front wheel drive "sports car" that comes with two days of HPDE)

Edit: I am a moron.

944 fucked around with this message at Jul 30, 2009 around 19:27

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

I'm a fucking pain machine and if you even touch my fucking car I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU.


Phy posted:

I could actually believe that of a Saab.

Gripen.

944 posted:

Saab what? Viggen? (as in the military jet, not the front wheel drive "sports car" that comes with two days of HPDE)

Yes, I believe that's what he said.

BigKOfJustice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?


InterceptorV8 posted:


CDR valve? Is that next to the muffler bearings?

I got this 2 months ago when I wanted to source a CDR valve locally for my Hummer. I don't even tell the parts people I have a 90's hummer anymore because that throws them in a loop "Uh we don't carry parts for tanks.. "

So I just tell them I need a CDR valvue for a 6.5L Diesel Savannah van with the center mount turbo.

Even that's not specific enough since it's usually listed under PCV valves which may get omitted from the list because it's a diesel application.

So Now I carry around a text file full of NAPA/Delco cross reference numbers for everything I use or can reasonably replace with hand tools...

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

I'm a fucking pain machine and if you even touch my fucking car I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU.


If you don't have a part number, they will either fail to find the part or give you the wrong one. If you do have the part number they will get the right part 95% of the time.

944
Sep 23, 2008

by Ozma


ab0z posted:

Yes, I believe that's what he said.

Stupid me....I had no idea that was another one of their aircraft and completely ignored the word.

Carry on.

 grover
Jan 23, 2002

Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy, the fear to attack!

Schatten posted:

I had a former CEO friend who said his Boxster would pull 3-4G's easily
...every time it saw the dealer's repair bay.

moloo
Oct 29, 2004

Douche Bag Extraordinaire

Sort of opposite of the garage/store/track but I thought it was funny none the less.

My grandparents are extremely fond of Ford Escapes for some reason. They thought they had 2 4WD V6 ones and Hybrid one. My mom needed a new car and ended up buying the Escape. First time I went for a drive in it I assumed it was 4WD as they claimed it was and it had a large "4WD" tag embedded in one of the factory dash panels. First stop light I give it a little gas and it chirps the front tires. Pull over and look underneath the back. Unless theres an invisible drive shaft, rear diff, and axles the drivetrain definitely ends at the front axles. I told my mom but we shrugged it off since she doesn't need 4WD and my grandparents were doing her a favor.

Next time I talked to my grandmother I brought it up however just to let her know not to buy from that dealership again. "Oh no it's 4WD!" I couldn't convince her. The best is she keeps insisting it's super sporty/handles great because "it's the same car as a Mazda, so you know it handles great!" The Tribute has a different "sport tuned suspension" and I'm sure it handles like rear end. I love the woman dearly but she is the best example of brand stereotyping I've ever seen. Mazda = Sporty, Volvo = Safe, BMW = $$$ Luxury.


Speaking of which, I also asked what year her beloved e46 325i was. She told me it was a 2000. I politely tried to correct her and suggest it had to be 2001+ but apparently she is zee bmw expert. Not that I care too much, but I'm sure she doesn't know what e46 means let alone her engine code...

Kynetx
Jan 08, 2003

Ingvar's dirty little bitch

God, that reminds me of my best friend's Jeep Liberty. What a steaming pile of poo poo it is. He's convinced it's an unstoppable tank of doom and I don't care to correct him, except every time he brags about what an awesome off-roader it must be since it's "trail rated"(he's never actually taken it off-road) in my own head I'm facepalming. I made the mistake of telling him that Jeeps have to be able to navigate that Rubicon Trail. I never did tell him that it only made it to the end with about half the parts.

frozenphil
Mar 13, 2003

YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!


moloo posted:

Speaking of which, I also asked what year her beloved e46 325i was. She told me it was a 2000. I politely tried to correct her and suggest it had to be 2001+ but apparently she is zee bmw expert. Not that I care too much, but I'm sure she doesn't know what e46 means let alone her engine code...

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the E46's first year in the US was 1999. She's probably correct.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007


moloo posted:

The Tribute has a different "sport tuned suspension" and I'm sure it handles like rear end.
My housemate has one. He likes it, I think it's like having all the disadvantages of a proper 4x4 with none of the advantages. And all the VW guys talking about how their cars are "two-point-slow" have no idea. The throttle pedal only allows for a variation between the two extremes of "slow" and "loud".

Pimpsolo
Jun 06, 2004
I AM VERY LIBERAL, THAT IS WHY I RAPE HANDICAPPED CHILDREN IN MY FREE TIME. WHAT, IT'S OK, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS


frozenphil posted:

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the E46's first year in the US was 1999. She's probably correct.

They didn't make a 325i in 2000, 1999-2000 is either 323 or 328 in the US.

Psylocibe
Aug 23, 2006

By the power of Greyskull, don't lick Battlecat!

I was just having a debate with a guy about how is base model, automatic, purple PT Cruiser is a blast to drive and it's pretty quick and clearly I don't know anything about driving if I would say otherwise.

944
Sep 23, 2008

by Ozma


Psylocibe posted:

I was just having a debate with a guy about how is base model, automatic, purple PT Cruiser is a blast to drive and it's pretty quick and clearly I don't know anything about driving if I would say otherwise.

Its all relative. If he's been driving crown vics around his entire life, I bet that ridiculous looking POS is a blast to drive.

Elviscat
Jan 01, 2008

I'm a fucking pain machine and if you even touch my fucking car I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU.


944 posted:

Its all relative. If he's been driving crown vics Chevy Cavaliers around his entire life, I bet that ridiculous looking POS is a blast to drive.

A Crown Vic is waaaaay more fun to drive than a PT cruiser.

 grover
Jan 23, 2002

Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy, the fear to attack!

Elviscat posted:

A Crown Vic is waaaaay more fun to drive than a PT cruiser.
Speaking of having fun driving crown vics, this guy could have souped up any car he wanted, but apparently, that car was a crown vic...
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/...0608_171850.htm
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/731378

Bucephalus
Mar 19, 2009


944 posted:

Its all relative. If he's been driving crown vics 4-cylinder S-10s around his entire life, I bet that ridiculous looking POS is a blast to drive.


Fixed to reflect my current fleet. I fail at cars.

 That's why I have a motorcycle 

944
Sep 23, 2008

by Ozma


Sorry...didn't mean to offend anyone who likes driving around on their sofa.

Yes, I could have dug deeper for worse cars. The Cavalier seems like a good choice, as would pretty much any old man style Buick.

At least the PT Cruiser is less of an "appliance".

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