AmalGoons!

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Bloody Holly: May 29, 2007; the George Washington of breadfucking

In the spirit zee is zae's awesome "MS Paint Goons" thread I bring you "AmalGoons".
The rules are simple - you must take two or more Goons and combine them into one.
You can find tons of Goon pics Here.

For example:

Become:

The potential for horror is limitless.

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salmonfish: Mar 19, 2006; Dot dash dot dash dot dash dot dash

jesus

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:34

Actual Gay Guy: Dec 25, 2006; WEEDLOVER NARUTO

That is horrid

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:34

Sewer Shark: Jul 5, 2007; SHOOT THE TUBES, DOG MEAT!

Oh my God.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:35

fluttershy.jpg: Mar 29, 2006; by angerbeet

Good loving lord I never thought "titty eyes" would be something I'd ever see.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:35

Kanye East: Jul 7, 2006

My eyes.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:36

Serious Michael: Oct 13, 2007; Is only joking.

Goons are weird looking.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:36

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard: Nov 24, 2006; man why you even got to do a thing?

goons coming together is never a pretty thing

excuse me while I go vomit

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:37

The Maroon Ninja: Sep 19, 2005; Olmeethee, Woolyaayen, Onthecanabeedum
dumbarroomdingum

Ex Nihilo posted:

My eyes.

My titties!

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:38

CannedMacabre: Jul 6, 2007; In space, no one
can hear you fart.

This is frightening.

How is anyone supposed to top this?

Edit: This will be someone's avatar by morning.

Edit: <- I am a fool.

CannedMacabre fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Nov 25, 2007

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:40

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Seems pretty accurate.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:40

Orthodox: Oct 5, 2003

God drat.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:41

Lord Lilf: Aug 12, 2007; by exmarx

CannedMacabre posted:

This is frightening.

How is anyone supposed to top this?

Edit: This will be someone's avatar by morning.

You know I always wondered what it would be like if someone can make my worst nightmares into a convenient image that I can use to scare the bejeesus out of myself whenever I wish.

Thank you for this! :barf:

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:48

EvilMuppet: Jul 29, 2006; Good night catte thread, give them all many patts. I'm sorry,

Jesus gently caress that's one hell of a starter image.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:52

Vasily Zaytsev: Jun 30, 2007; FOR THE MOTER LAND

Sweet jesus, some warning would have been cool.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:53

Dr_Amazing: Apr 15, 2006; It's a long story

What was taken from the girl on the top left?

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:53

salmonfish: Mar 19, 2006; Dot dash dot dash dot dash dot dash

Dr_Amazing posted:

What was taken from the girl on the top left?

Yeah, cause she's kinda hot. Maybe the topmost nose? Her nose is kinda big.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:55

NebZ: Oct 26, 2005; Eddie would go.

god help us all

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:55

Magic Hate Ball: May 6, 2007; ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Sweet jesus. How does that...why...what... :psyduck:

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:57

Kaso: Apr 17, 2006; How come the abyss doesn't gaze also into me ?

Dr_Amazing posted:

What was taken from the girl on the top left?

Im glad im not the only one who spotted this, It makes me feel somewhat less pathetic.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:59

Dr_Amazing: Apr 15, 2006; It's a long story

salmonfish posted:

Yeah, cause she's kinda hot. Maybe the topmost nose? Her nose is kinda big.

no the two noses are from the two on the right.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 04:59

Tots: Sep 3, 2007

That really is very disturbing.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:00

Bates: Jun 15, 2006

There's really only one word for this: abomination.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:02

Rabizzle: Dec 18, 2006

salmonfish posted:

Yeah, cause she's kinda hot. Maybe the topmost nose? Her nose is kinda big.

Maybe he used her mustache for the megabeast.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:08

Johnny Ringo: Oct 6, 2005; Enjoy them at a distance, indeed!

Dr_Amazing posted:

What was taken from the girl on the top left?

Did he put something in the background, maybe?
Maybe he just forgot about her.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:13

NotJust4Breakfast: Feb 13, 2002; Sweet but Crude

CannedMacabre posted:

This will be someone's avatar by morning.

Handy-dandy size-o change-o.

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# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:13

salmonfish: Mar 19, 2006; Dot dash dot dash dot dash dot dash

Rabizzle posted:

Maybe he used her mustache for the megabeast.

Upper right part of the hair, that's darker?

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:19

Wideshanks: May 17, 2007; B.M.O.F.
Big Man On Forums

You killed your own thread with such a great starter image. You have to start off slow and let it build!

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:36

Meowbot: Oct 12, 2005; I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

I believe the term is despicable. Utterly loving despicable.

Here is hoping that people can top this because honestly its a cool idea but your starter image is pretty daunting. Way to go.

I give thanks I don't have to ever see this picture again once I close this thread.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:38

Mr. Adenosine: Oct 14, 2004; Mmmmmm....How do you get them so soft? Hehehe!

I think everyone's too busy washing out their eyes to contribute

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:39

hellbastard: Apr 4, 2006

Oh gently caress!!! What the oval office? MY freaking eyes!

Another simultaniously worst and best idea ever thread.

EDIT: I've started work on one, but I'm about to finish work so I've sent it to myself as homework.

hellbastard fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Nov 23, 2007

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:40

Priapus: Feb 17, 2007; I AM LITERALLY AND I MEAN LITERALLY A STUPID NAIVE SHELTERED IGNORANT DENSE AS FUCK WASTE OF SPACE. PLEASE IGNORE ANYTHING I SAY AS THEY ARE THE RAMBLINGS OF A DELUSIONAL FUCKWAD PS MY DICK IS VERY SMALL AND I PROBABLY HAVE NEVER USED IT im so very retarded

This is the thread to end all threads. Count it.

Truly horrific OP, I'm counting on more.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:43

herculesrockefeller: Jun 9, 2006

Sweet mother of gently caress...

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:44

Barry Convex: Sep 1, 2005; Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

Simultaneously horrifying and hilarious... one of my favorite combinations.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:45

Squeaks: Aug 22, 2004; So guys...

oh my loving god

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:45

AstroZamboni: Mar 8, 2007; Smoothing the Ice on Europa since 1997!

hellbastard posted:

Oh gently caress!!! What the oval office? MY freaking eyes!

Another simultaniously worst and best idea ever thread.

My thoughts exactly. I want to vote five just because the unanimous reaction is so priceless, but then I look at the OP and have a moral dilemma / complete existential meltdown.

Jesus. Just when I thought nothing on the internet could phase me...

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:46

HalloKitty: Sep 30, 2005; Adjust the bass and let the Alpine blast

Haha, this is certainly an interesting creation

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:47

screwy: Apr 16, 2006; by elpintogrande

Hahahahahahahaha

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:48

Dear Mom. Greg Died: Mar 5, 2004; by Fistgrrl

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:48

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AstroZamboni: Mar 8, 2007; Smoothing the Ice on Europa since 1997!

I've determined what upper-left girl contributed. The upper nose is flipped mirror-image and blended in, originally her nose. The coloration is changed to the point that you really can't tell.

# ? Nov 23, 2007 05:50

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