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I have opened the mayor.
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too much chocolate
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Mar 5, 2008 21:12
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pidgeotto-san posted:I have opened the mayo.
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Mar 5, 2008 21:12
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gently caress ya!
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Mar 5, 2008 21:13
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lotsa kills on that fatboy.
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Mar 5, 2008 21:14
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time slow aug + metabolism aug, oh JC you knew the risks
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Mar 5, 2008 21:14
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noice
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Mar 5, 2008 21:22
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Bootcamp for Betty APR - Portland Madison High School junior Betty Souza will spend the semester at the Canyon City Bootcamp, say school officials. The crime? "We have verified that she told another student that she knows how to make a bomb," said Principal Martin Gordly. What makes this case notable is that the parents have filed a lawsuit against the school district. "Our daughter wears black," said father Brandon Souza in a prepared statement. "She had an occipital jack and we let her use it to play games. We allowed her to get a tattoo when she turned 16, but none of this makes her a criminal." The parents claim that Betty was discussing a novel by Tom Robbins taught at Madison High when the mention of explosives occurred. Betty Souza will not be alone in Canyon City. Last year 15,234 young people served sentences in the state's FBI-run "good-behavior" camps, a legacy of the Northwest War.
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Mar 5, 2008 21:23
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UNATCO HANDBOOK UNATCO and the Future As science progresses at an ever increasing rate, more and more advanced technology is finding its way into the hands of the common criminal, resulting in a deadly threat to LIFE and PROPERTY throughout the world. While it is impractical to restrict the free-flow of information already present in the public sector, UNATCO is committed to insuring that this threat does not go unaddressed. Even now, UNATCO research and development employs some of the most talented scientific minds in the world to develop proprietary technologies in absolute security for field use by our agents -- including such innovations as the XXXXXXX XXXXX and XXXXXX, or the lifesaving XXXXX. Under NO circumstances should agents discuss ANY piece of equipment or technique currently employed by UNATCO. Agents operating contrary to this directive will face immediate disciplinary action. Within our laboratories lies not just the future of law enforcement, but a SAFE, SECURE future for all mankind. [Document filtered per UNATCO Terror Monitoring Act 919-05 Sec. IV]
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Mar 5, 2008 21:24
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i wish your posts would be filtered per the UNATCO Shitpost Monitoring Act
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Mar 5, 2008 21:24
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pidgeotto-san posted:I have opened the mayor. Go in like the U.S. Marshals and his three daughters.
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Mar 5, 2008 21:52
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Yo JC you lookin a little thin man
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Mar 5, 2008 21:56
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Cosmonaut posted:Yo JC you lookin a little thin man this is the post i've been waiting for
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Mar 5, 2008 21:58
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official screenshot for deus ex 3
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Mar 5, 2008 22:52
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paul. i thought you were a gep gun
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Mar 5, 2008 22:52
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stay off the soy chips, boyo
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Mar 5, 2008 23:05
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Manderly raps
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Mar 5, 2008 23:09
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my fat is augmented you mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got a gigantic butt the separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals; I'm obese
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Mar 6, 2008 00:10
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That Old Clock posted:the separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals; I'm obese lolll
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Mar 6, 2008 00:11
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That Old Clock posted:my fat is augmented hahaha
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Mar 6, 2008 00:14
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SMS from:Jock69~+ to:JCDenton78 I thnk thrz a bmb in hur
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Mar 6, 2008 00:16
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zat vill be adeqvuit
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Mar 6, 2008 00:27
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Anna: I do not expect you to perform as well as Agent Hermann, but the mission will require us to do more than frighten the NSF with our baggy coats that make us look bigger than we really are. JC: ....
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Mar 6, 2008 00:31
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lmao
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Mar 6, 2008 00:32
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JC Denton-kun posted:Anna: I do not expect you to perform as well as Agent Hermann, but the mission will Paul: Climb out through the window! Go!! JC: ....
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Mar 6, 2008 00:35
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Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors. JC Denton: I'm fat though.
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Mar 6, 2008 00:36
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Cochise posted:SMS from:Jock69~+ bahahahaha
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Mar 6, 2008 00:37
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ok you guys seriously have me lollin
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Mar 6, 2008 00:37
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Sam Carter: So, let's see... A stealth pistol, and... What else you think you'll need? JC: Got any ranch? Sam Carter: A man who uses his head -- I like that.
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Mar 6, 2008 00:37
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That Old Clock posted:Paul: Climb out through the window! Go!! dojokm posted:Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
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Mar 6, 2008 00:38
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JC Denton-kun posted:Anna: I do not expect you to perform as well as Agent Hermann, but the mission will also jcd denton kun i have to admit i got this idea from that fat paul screenshot you posted it took some work to find out how to do it, but anyway if someone wants to know how to make jc fat type set deusex.jcdentonmale fatness 60 in the console/chat prompt i used 60 in the pic, lower is fatter though in dialog it seems to spaz out
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Mar 6, 2008 00:38
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also i never knew that items that float in front of the player actually appear in your hands on the player model
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Mar 6, 2008 00:39
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denton? what an expensive mistake you turned out to be. i ordered the troops to kill you because i don't want to wait for one of those damned clogged arteries to work.
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Mar 6, 2008 00:39
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JC Denton: You've got ten seconds to eat it before I add it to the list of NSF casualties.
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Mar 6, 2008 00:39
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dojokm posted:JC Denton: You've got ten seconds to eat it before I add it to the list of NSF casualties. god drat lol
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Mar 6, 2008 00:40
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Walton Simons: "I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough ice cream to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate." Bob Page: "Of course they're desperate; they can't fit into their pants and the sound they'll make gyrating their blubber will serve as a warning to the rest."
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Mar 6, 2008 00:42
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Jock: I'm taking you to New York. JC: My orders are to go to Hong Kong. Jock: Yeah, well I'm switching birds in New York. we need a bigger stealth chopper to go that far. JC: Why? Jock: Um....
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Mar 6, 2008 00:42
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A Twinkie's a bad choice for close-range combat.
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Mar 6, 2008 00:43
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JC Denton: What else do you know about me? Morpheus: Everything that can be known. Also jesus you got fat. Walton Simons: You can't begin synthesizing the vaccine without a universal constructor, and don't think we're going to just leave one lying around. Not after you blew up the one in Hong Kong. JC Denton: I thought I could cook bacon in there.
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