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whats the best excuse that i should tell to my boss in an hour when i phone in to tell her i just cant make it in today im probably going to go with bronchitis and coughing up a lung which is actually whats going on but lets get creative here guys
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Sep 12, 2014 16:13
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im gay
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Sep 12, 2014 16:14
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A Spider Covets posted:im gay
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Sep 12, 2014 16:14
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pro mode; don't call at all, casually walk in tomorrow and don't mention it at all, when pressed look disappointingly at the accuser(s)
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Sep 12, 2014 16:16
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just tell him you are sick, unless your boss is a doctor he shouldn't be able to diagnose you over the phone and if he tries to tell him he is not a doctor and is not qualified to diagnose you over the phone.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:16
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Foolproof plan is always to say you have diarrhoea (diarroea if you're an American), resolves itself within a day or two and it's not like you're going to need to seek medical care or let your boss look at your b-ho.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:17
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uG posted:just tell him you are sick, unless your boss is a doctor he shouldn't be able to diagnose you over the phone and if he tries to tell him he is not a doctor and is not qualified to diagnose you over the phone.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:17
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When you call in just make a bunch of barf noises and dump a can of soda on your phone.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:18
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I've heard some good ones tell her you worked too hard yesterday
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Sep 12, 2014 16:18
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numberoneposter posted:nailed it not that gay
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Sep 12, 2014 16:19
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tell them you have crippling social anxiety, but it should clear up in a day or two
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Sep 12, 2014 16:19
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hi calling in to work sick today with respiratory disease buddy!
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Sep 12, 2014 16:20
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im going to drink a bunch of cough medicine and lay in my bed and watch star trek
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Sep 12, 2014 16:21
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numberoneposter posted:im going to drink a bunch of cough medicine and lay in my bed and watch star trek stop molesting children, ok.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:21
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Tell her you're sick with bronchitis, then post pictures of yourself at Six Flags on your facebook with the caption "My loving idiot boss thinks I'm home sick. gently caress you, you gullible bitch."
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Sep 12, 2014 16:22
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InterFaced posted:stop molesting children, ok. children are frequently carriers of viruses that can exacerbate bronchitis so i agree with this post
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Sep 12, 2014 16:22
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Ferid posted:hi calling in to work sick today with respiratory disease buddy!
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Sep 12, 2014 16:22
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tell her an african neighbor gave you ebola
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Sep 12, 2014 16:23
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Ferid posted:children are frequently carriers of viruses that can exacerbate bronchitis so i agree with this post Its true. Daycares and kindergardens are where the common cold goes to weaponize. This is why you shouldn't molest children.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:24
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InterFaced posted:Its true. Daycares and kindergardens are where the common cold goes to weaponize. This is why you shouldn't molest children.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:25
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just go to work you weakling bitch
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Sep 12, 2014 16:29
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i just send emails that say "i don't feel like coming in today, taking paid leave" i only do this like three times a year, though
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Sep 12, 2014 16:33
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call in gay
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Sep 12, 2014 16:36
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send an email op
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Sep 12, 2014 16:36
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or a text msg
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Sep 12, 2014 16:37
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Vynar posted:call in gay acute cumthroat
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Sep 12, 2014 16:38
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tell them you crapped out a piece of ur colon
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Sep 12, 2014 16:39
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Don't repeatedly call in sick on Friday or Monday. That get's noticed right quick. After that, I've never had a problem with, "I'm not feeling well, taking medicine and lieing down for 1-2 hrs to see how I feel." 1-2 hours later, "ya, this isn't getting better. I'm not going to make it today."
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Sep 12, 2014 16:40
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BadLlama posted:send an email op Who the gently caress is calling their boss in 2014? I'm either emailing or texting my boss and letting her know "I won't be in today." You don't have to explain anything if you're the Alpha.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:40
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tell your boss you have a problem with your eyes then when he/she asks what's wrong with your eyes be like i can't see myself coming in today.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:42
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numberoneposter posted:im going to drink a bunch of cough medicine and lay in my bed and watch star trek drink a bunch of cough medicine and tell your boss you're having a weird drug interaction. follow this up by reading a bit of the galt speech from at;as shrugged then ask if he needs you to come in bonus points if you sip the sizzurp then actually come in
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Sep 12, 2014 16:42
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matrocious posted:Who the gently caress is calling their boss in 2014? I'm either emailing or texting my boss and letting her know "I won't be in today." You don't have to explain anything if you're the Alpha. exactly
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Sep 12, 2014 16:43
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matrocious posted:Who the gently caress is calling their boss in 2014? I'm either emailing or texting my boss and letting her know "I won't be in today." You don't have to explain anything if you're the Alpha. lol you're boss is a lady and u think u alpha
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Sep 12, 2014 16:44
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you got sick from being gay. no cure for that.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:45
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Migraine: Renders you useless but leaves no injury that you have to fake later.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:46
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Migraine: Renders you useless but leaves no injury that you have to fake later. Other than being an insufferable rear end in a top hat who passive aggressively implies nobody can understand your pain because migraine? Migraine sufferers are being sent a message from god during blinding, white flashes of pain: kill urselfs.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:49
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fyodor posted:Other than being an insufferable rear end in a top hat who passive aggressively implies nobody can understand your pain because migraine? Migraine sufferers are being sent a message from god during blinding, white flashes of pain: kill urselfs. As long as you are happy to be perceived as an insufferable rear end in a top hat (and lets face it, you have a Something Awful Forums account) then it is a great fake sick excuse.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:50
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say "I'm sick.................................sick of work, that is!" and hang up
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Sep 12, 2014 16:53
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pour dish soap on some balled up tissues then wipe the back of your toilet take a pic and say just couhed this up
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Sep 12, 2014 16:57
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Here's what you do. Get a massive erection, and stick it into an electrical outlet. Then call your boss, and say "Sorry I'm sick, I'm not going to make it in today" and then hang up.
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