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I like the feeling of sex when I have it. It's good to me and I thihnk about it when I am not doing it (sex)
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Oct 17, 2014 06:10
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i like to cum when i have sex
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Oct 17, 2014 06:12
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sex is the greatest pleasure known to man, i feel sorry for all the virgins missing out. no wonder why elliot rodgers went on a rampage, id be pretty mad too if i never experienced teh sex
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Oct 17, 2014 06:13
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i like to have sex often and a lot with your mom op
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Oct 17, 2014 06:14
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op has never had sex, else he would know the terrible secret all sex-havers know it actually feels awful
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Oct 17, 2014 06:14
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Lol quite the contrary. I've never NOT had sex. When I said I think about it when I dont have it that was a presumption as to waht my mind would be dwelling on had my body even for second not be engaged in the act of sex. Bitch
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Oct 17, 2014 06:18
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Pet posted:I like the feeling of sex when I have it. It's good to me and I thihnk about it when I am not doing it (sex) so you think about it all the time?
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Oct 17, 2014 06:18
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I usually imagine I'm somewhere else during sex. Oftentimes I imagine browsing GBS.
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Oct 17, 2014 06:20
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When I have sex sometimes I pretend I'm somewhere else, having more sex, haha. Weird but true
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Oct 17, 2014 06:21
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when i have sex i like to pretend im solving triple integrals, sometimes i got to stop so i can really adequately perform the chain rule when i'm being really naughty, i'll think about partial diffeq
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Oct 17, 2014 06:28
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I watched the OP have sex once and it was great, but It ended on a cliffhanger. I recommend staying tuned afterwards for Talking Pet featuring Chris Hardwick's disembodied penis overenthusiastically flopping around atop a lectern
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Oct 17, 2014 06:35
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I'm too dedicated to my spiritual pursuits to bother with something as pedestrian as "sex" so filthy and disgusting, ugh
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Oct 17, 2014 06:41
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I'm not a big fan of the crying and I don't like how it burns for awhile after you're done but I guess it's not the worst thing I do to my genitals so it's fine.
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Oct 17, 2014 06:41
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I don't (that's my gimmick).
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Oct 17, 2014 06:59
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describe having sex op
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Oct 17, 2014 07:01
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I like when the penis goes in and out of vagina
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Oct 17, 2014 07:03
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Sex doesn't count if shes fat or ugly.
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Oct 17, 2014 07:04
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1. Sniff panty 2. Leave puddle 3. Clean part of squeezing
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Oct 17, 2014 07:13
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Iggy Koopa posted:i like to cum when i have sex 
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Oct 17, 2014 07:13
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What is sex, but a miserable pile of fluids
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Oct 17, 2014 07:14
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Don Tacorleone posted:What is sex, but a miserable pile of fluids Who needs a heaaart when a heaaart can be broooken
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Oct 17, 2014 07:17
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That feel when you start loving a new girl that you're into for the first time 
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Oct 17, 2014 07:19
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Me too OP, but I also like the nice slapping sound sex makes.
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Oct 17, 2014 07:19
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Also if you have an accent I am way more likely to want to put my deeyock in your babyhole edit: bonus if you're mixed or athletic like dancing or poo poo that involves running like soccer legs own sex owns
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Oct 17, 2014 07:20
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:Also if you have an accent I am way more likely to want to put my deeyock in your babyhole I have a practically indecipherable Southie accent. plz pm
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Oct 17, 2014 07:20
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I was raised in the south but have to force a southern accent so i dont know whats wrong with me im down to get real gay with you regardless
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Oct 17, 2014 07:21
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i ve never ha d sex
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Oct 17, 2014 07:21
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Carver Crisis posted:i ve never ha d sex me either i was bein hypathetical
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Oct 17, 2014 07:22
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i do it regualrly and im good at it, but i actually think its hosed up. dont tell my partners though i can tell it means a lot to them
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Oct 17, 2014 07:22
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:I was raised in the south but have to force a southern accent so i dont know whats wrong with me If you can fake a passable Kentucky accent I can pretend it's an exgirlfriend
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Oct 17, 2014 07:22
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i perpetually end all my relationships after like 2 months 90% of the time because they start to get on my nerves am i a broken human being or is this my body telling me im gay and need to start knitting my goku pants for the gym??
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Oct 17, 2014 07:23
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:i perpetually end all my relationships after like 2 months 90% of the time because they start to get on my nerves am i a broken human being or is this my body telling me im gay and need to start knitting my goku pants for the gym?? Why can't it be both?
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Oct 17, 2014 07:24
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Solid Poopsnake posted:If you can fake a passable Kentucky accent I can pretend it's an exgirlfriend I can do Alabamian and white trash Floridian maybe some Geurguh
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Oct 17, 2014 07:24
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It's pretty over rated when you get it often from someone you aren't fully into, but suddenly when you have no poosay to stick stuff in it becomes super important
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Oct 17, 2014 07:25
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Solid Poopsnake posted:Why can't it be both? i dont know but how do you feel about me being your personal goku i will work for room, board, steroids, and weights i will provide the goku pants
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Oct 17, 2014 07:25
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Nuts and Gum posted:It's pretty over rated when you get it often from someone you aren't fully into, but suddenly when you have no poosay to stick stuff in it becomes super important yeah no poo poo it really is some grass is greener poo poo except when it's that honeymoon phase where you're just perpetually loving and you can skip cardio day because you're a champion
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Oct 17, 2014 07:26
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:i perpetually end all my relationships after like 2 months 90% of the time because they start to get on my nerves am i a broken human being or is this my body telling me im gay and need to start knitting my goku pants for the gym??
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Oct 17, 2014 07:26
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:i dont know but how do you feel about me being your personal goku i will work for room, board, steroids, and weights Y'know, I was going to use the spare bedroom as a mix lab, but I think we can make a deal!
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Oct 17, 2014 07:26
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:i perpetually end all my relationships after like 2 months 90% of the time because they start to get on my nerves am i a broken human being or is this my body telling me im gay and need to start knitting my goku pants for the gym?? both
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Oct 17, 2014 07:27
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Carver Crisis posted:you just need to stop dating fat girls i dont even acknowledge fat girls bro you dont know me
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