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Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
If Taylor Swift and Katy Perry were feuding over your seed who would you choose and why?

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Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I'd keep it

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!
I'd let this guy keep it ^^

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Taylor Swift because that bitch tall

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
Neither, because I just gave it to OP's Mom.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
Lol if you think I'd ever rawdog it with either of those skanks. I know where they've been.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I would direct them to their nearest garden center where they can find their own.


My seed stays with me.:gay:

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004


Focus your Orochi.
I would have sex with both this white women

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Darf is the official forum seed collector now

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
the blonde one

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Nation posted:

the blonde one

Katy Perry is actually a blonde she just dyes her hair like a whore.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i would have a baby with both and be a gay double baby daddy and just spend my life raising their children and spending their money.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Can I give one of them a rain check?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
the blonde one at the time

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
T Swift.

Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!

Darf posted:

I'd keep it

This is my favorite avatar+title+post combo.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Katy Perry. How is this even a question? #Kanyewasright

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
eat it

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
why would you want a child with either? unless...

OOOOOHHH. gotcha. you're a naughty one, aren'tcha, op

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

quakster posted:

why would you want a child with either? unless...

OOOOOHHH. gotcha. you're a naughty one, aren'tcha, op

You bet. I would like many million of tons of anthracite coal delivered to a predetermined location for christmas at the cost of on the house.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

let Katy perry have it, and charge taylor swift a fee for downloading it.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
I'd wonder how they got into the weekly bear daddy orgy.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Blow a load all over these bitches faces

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
oh poo poo you meant sex

do i look an idiot now or what

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I would just tape them together and gently caress them both at the same time.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I like both of them but I think Taylor Swift is prettier and the better musician so I'd go with her.

Of course, I don't know either of them, I'd probably want to know them as people before I decided which one would raise my child.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Taylor Swift came across as a very pleasant, nice, fun-loving person in Shake It Off. Enough for me to put away my racist hatred for white women and be charmed for a bit, so her.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Take it to court, let the judge decide. Then I gently caress the judge.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
I would trust T Swizzy to grow a garden better than K Per. I mean, Perry seems like a nice lady and all but Taylor is probs way better at gardening.

Also I want to see the sweet sweet look in her eyes when I force her to eat my butthole but w/e thats nbd compared to how good of a basil/tomato/weed crop we can harvest this year

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Which one has more money? That's my answer.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Definitely Katy Perry.

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

TontoCorazon posted:

Definitely Katy Perry.

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

Okay now I'm masturbating

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder

TontoCorazon posted:

Definitely Katy Perry.

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

TontoCorazon posted:

Definitely Katy Perry.

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.


TontoCorazon posted:

Definitely Katy Perry.

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

Goddamn

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
can't I chose both? i have seed in virtually unlimited amounts

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
K has awesome tits. But T would probably sing a hit song bitching about the experience. So, I Don't know.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
just put your thumb over the tip like a garden hose

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Taylor Swift because if I lucked out and got her pregnant she'd probably keep it and want to "do the right thing" and marry me and then I'd be on the money train. Katy Perry probably takes birth control and would probably make me wear a condom anyway.

PringleCreamEgg
Jul 2, 2004

Sleep, rest, do your best.
Can I pick Elvira? I'd really prefer to give it to her.

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

TontoCorazon posted:

Definitely Katy Perry.

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

You and I are on the same wavelength, both in Katy Perry and butts :tipshat:

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