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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I got into the habit of ordering a lot of stuff on eBay- multiples of things. I've been able to avoid the bad stuff, I'm very even tempered and in control of my emotions.

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
i will never have a gruff glaswegian accent and also he's smarter than me so sadly, no

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I've been making dad jokes since I was 10 :shrug:

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Yes, I'm a lonely alcoholic.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

ProfessorMurder posted:

Yes, I'm a lonely alcoholic.

same, but I'm a better one than him. He a basic bitch.

My dad and his dad barely have any grey hair, so I hope to keep my lustrous mane chestnut brown for decades more.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
drat I WISH, my dad was a fighter pilot

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

i started out turning into my dad but now im transitioning into my mom

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
FUCKIN OBUMMER RUINING THIS CUNTY

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Noblesse Obliged posted:

i started out turning into my dad but now im transitioning into my mom

pics

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


im pretty much a clone of my dad just uglier

naem
May 29, 2011

Dad was fat and I'm not so nope

Also I'm not dead (yet)

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I'm nothing like my dad!!!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Does your dad start a lot of low effort threads?

edit: I start low effort threads. I'm a hypocrite.

s0j
May 17, 2003

get fucked, round-eye
I wish. my dad got to have sex with a girl

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

my dad has muscle definition and hair and despite being 55 girls hit on him so, no.... i just have his personality. I look like my mother.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

opus111 posted:

my dad has muscle definition and hair and despite being 55 girls hit on him so, no.... i just have his personality. I look like my mother.

pics

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

*uploads personal pics of family to GBS*

*dies clutching a darwin award*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

opus111 posted:

*uploads personal pics of family to GBS*

*dies clutching a darwin award*

gently caress you! post pictures of your hot dad!

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

i don want to become a sort of gay microwave. just use your imagination.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

no my dad isn't a deadbeat piece of poo poo browsing dead internet comedy forums all day

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

My Dad isn't gay

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Helpimscared posted:

My Dad isn't gay

then why are you lol

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Helpimscared posted:

My Dad isn't gay

He could be in denial, have you asked him?

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.

opus111 posted:

i don want to become a sort of gay microwave. just use your imagination.

dude just show me the dadbutt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Aferisan posted:

dude just show me the dadbutt

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

i expect the butt is probably the worst part tbh.... i mean hes still 55. stuff has to sag somewhere.

naem
May 29, 2011

Excelzior posted:

no my dad isn't a deadbeat piece of poo poo browsing dead internet comedy forums all day

Why would you pay $10 to post this

Snuffman
May 21, 2004


My British Dad LOVES this show.

I can't stand it.

Score one for me? :confused:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

opus111 posted:

i expect the butt is probably the worst part tbh.... i mean hes still 55. stuff has to sag somewhere.

post the pic. let us make that choice

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


dad gay so what?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

dad gay so what?

I miss him too

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

lol you should have seen it on our family holiday to kyoto. mid-twenties japanese girls sliding up to him in starbucks. then he looks at my mum... lmao buddy, should have visited here when you were single.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
SOMEONE loving POST A PIC OF A DAD I'M DYING HERE

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

no

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!


fukken awesome news papier

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Professor Shark, my instruments have picked up a huge spike in dad related threads and I've traced the epicenter to your account. Do you wanna talk about it? Are you going through some dad problems?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
No he's turning into me, I've made sure of it with hormones in his food, hash oil in his wine, and surgery in his sleep.

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Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

mng posted:

SOMEONE loving POST A PIC OF A DAD I'M DYING HERE

pm me and i'll send you a pic of my dad

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