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I'm an adult and I have no idea how to drive a car.
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*is actually from new jersey*
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Feb 16, 2015 03:42
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oh look at me im gonna go to a museum and then maybe get some really good food or something
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Feb 16, 2015 03:42
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*throws garbage all over the ground* "I could use a real Brooklyn slice ridabout now!" *shits on subway seat*
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Feb 16, 2015 03:42
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Hey! I'm walkin' heah! *flips you that Italian under the chin thing*
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Feb 16, 2015 03:42
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gently caress DA SOX
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Feb 16, 2015 03:43
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Applewhite posted:Hey! I'm walkin' heah! *flips you that Italian under the chin thing* EEEEEEEEhhhh, your Mother's a terrible cook!
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Feb 16, 2015 03:43
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Our pizza is the best in the world, and we cannot shut up about it. Seriously, if you eat any pizza that is not from New York, you are eating a literal turd.
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Feb 16, 2015 03:43
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VendaGoat posted:EEEEEEEEhhhh, your Mother's a terrible cook! Hey, gently caress you, buddy! gently caress! You! (We are best friends)
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Feb 16, 2015 03:44
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Applewhite posted:Hey, gently caress you, buddy! gently caress! You! AAAAAAA, you gently caress'in Goomba! C'mere! Ya Hungry? My wife got a manicot in the oven.
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Feb 16, 2015 03:45
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*is proud of the trash filled streets and rat infested subway*
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Feb 16, 2015 03:45
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The Real Original First Authentic Numero Uno Earth One Primary Timeline Ray's Pizza (est. 2003)
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Feb 16, 2015 03:47
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173 E. 54th street, and step on it!
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Feb 16, 2015 03:48
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*Can't actually live within the Postal boundaries of what constitutes New York City* *Claims these streets as his own* *Is insufferable* *Is less American than someone from the Central Time Zone and can't figure out why*
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Feb 16, 2015 03:51
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*sucks poo poo, wishes sports teams were as good as Boston's*
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Feb 16, 2015 03:51
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Feb 16, 2015 03:52
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Honestly if I met a person in an airport and they said "I'm from Hurffag Montana", I'd be more inclined to shake their hand and identify with them than if they said they were from NYC or Boston/Philly. You people loving suck.
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Feb 16, 2015 03:56
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Hello, I am from New York.
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Feb 16, 2015 04:02
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I really like visiting my family in new York. You guys are all right.
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Feb 16, 2015 04:02
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the pride parade doesnt start til june. loving tourists
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Feb 16, 2015 04:03
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Big Beef City posted:Honestly if I met a person in an airport and they said "I'm from Hurffag Montana", I'd be more inclined to shake their hand and identify with them than if they said they were from NYC or Boston/Philly. dude are you just going up to randoms at the airport and asking them where they are from? that is not normal behavior
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Feb 16, 2015 04:03
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*rushes everywhere like they're needed in the operating room* *is a barista*
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Feb 16, 2015 04:04
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*believes their individual contributions to NYC rival that of Robert Moses* *is a barista*
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Feb 16, 2015 04:06
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*refers to Manhattan as "The City"*
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Feb 16, 2015 04:06
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I don't know what real life is like because i'm an insular urbanite from a metropolis
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Feb 16, 2015 04:06
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i live in williamsburg brooklyn. yes i'm a hipster
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Feb 16, 2015 04:08
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*enjoys quiet evening in a small cabin in the beautiful adirondack mtns
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Feb 16, 2015 04:08
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It's so great to live at the worldly, cosmopolitan heart of civilization and thought. I'm pretty sure people from Staten Island look like this
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Feb 16, 2015 04:08
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Grant DaNasty posted:Our pizza is the best in the world, and we cannot shut up about it. Seriously, if you eat any pizza that is not from New York, you are eating a literal turd. you are wrong because st. louis pizza is the best
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Feb 16, 2015 04:08
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*Gets upset and angry after discovering Washington DC has more and better Ethiopian restaurants than NYC*
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Feb 16, 2015 04:10
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Feb 16, 2015 04:11
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Feb 16, 2015 04:11
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I just spent the weekend writing a completely un-self-aware thinkpiece for a national newspaper on how making $400k/yr is 'struggling' these days because you're expected to pay your nanny and dress nice, you?
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Feb 16, 2015 04:12
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Oooo eeeehhh eeeeehhh ooooh watch where you's walkin'!
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Feb 16, 2015 04:13
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Fetus Tree posted:*is a oval office*
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Feb 16, 2015 04:14
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Feels superior to everyone else in the country because of the great shops, restaurants and nightlife that are at most a short subway ride away. Stays home every night eating ramen noodles, because rent eats up all disposable income.
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Feb 16, 2015 04:14
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"Our museums, the best in the world I might add, are completely free! You just have to pay the mandatory donation, though"
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Feb 16, 2015 04:16
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*runs a pop-up restaurant where the only ingredients are rocks and tomatoes organically sourced from the urban farm on the roof o my apartment complex* or *is getting stabbed*
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Feb 16, 2015 04:17
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I'm not actually from New York I'm just the ~50% of the population that's the literary/art equivalent of the farmgirl moving to LA to become Marilyn Monroe and winding up in porn
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*leaves new york* *continues acting like a complete rear end in a top hat *wonders why everyone treats him like a complete rear end in a top hat*
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