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Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
1. mental retardation
2. ??

Drink a beer or water like an adult and spare your loving teeth you dweebs

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RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
I'm not drinking Whiskey without a mixer.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

RedLobster posted:

I'm not drinking Whiskey without a mixer.

congrats you have mental retardation

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
why would anyone using the phrase "soda pop" if theyre an adult

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Chinatown posted:

why would anyone using the phrase "soda pop" if theyre an adult

wow drink some more soda pop its doing wonders for your brain

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Sorry about your thread

:gas:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Chinatown posted:

why would anyone using the phrase "soda pop" if theyre an adult

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Chinatown posted:

why would anyone using the phrase "soda pop" if theyre an adult

Yeah really, it's just pop. (or just soda if you want to identify yourself as a faggy yankee)

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I call soda "The fizz" or "bubble whiskers"

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Why should children even drink soda? Childhood obesity is a thing. poo poo should be banned for sale for anyone under like, 18, and even then you're a retard if you drink it.

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Just because you're a fat retard that can't drink things in moderation doesn't mean everyone else is.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I drink seltzer water because I like the carbonation without all the sugar.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
My roommate in college said "soda pop", he was a dumbshit yokel who told all of us he'd be president someday; he ended up being a small town mayor and resigned that prestigious position to be someone's secretary. Is this you Adam???

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

HD DAD posted:

Why should children even drink soda? Childhood obesity is a thing. poo poo should be banned for sale for anyone under like, 18, and even then you're a retard if you drink it.

it tastes good

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

FIRST TIME posted:

I drink seltzer water because I like the carbonation without all the sugar.

i don't know what it is but seltzer water tastes like literal dirt to me

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


wait im supposed to BRUSH tyese suckers??

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

RedLobster posted:

Just because you're a fat retard that can't drink things in moderation doesn't mean everyone else is.

If you have to compromise the taste of whiskey, you know you can mix whiskey with quality ingredients instead of sugar water for kids who get a freebie set of teeth anyway?

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

HD DAD posted:

Why should children even drink soda? Childhood obesity is a thing. poo poo should be banned for sale for anyone under like, 18, and even then you're a retard if you drink it.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

HD DAD posted:

Why should children even drink soda? Childhood obesity is a thing. poo poo should be banned for sale for anyone under like, 18, and even then you're a retard if you drink it.

Hm true

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
goons being weird about a food or drink, im shocked

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
I'm drinking this right now and its really good:

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

why would anyone using the phrase "soda pop" if theyre an adult

because they live in some bumfuck redneck hell, that's why

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
Orange soda and root beer both p good

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Hm I guess I don't think about what I call it because I don't drink it. Where do you live that people don't have options besides soda? Sounds very poor.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Thanks for pointing that out op, I'll stop drinking cherry cokes.

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
I'm mad at people who drink soda pop
I'm mad at people who drink soda or pop
I'm mad at people who don't drink coke
Guiltless soda guzzlers must only pop cans of coke

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Soda is loving disgusting. If you drink anything other than water or alcoholic beverages you're disgusting. Except maybe juices. Like Cran Grape is good.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Seaniqua posted:

Orange soda and root beer both p good

OK I'll concede those are good on occasion but none of that cheap 2 liter garbage. Also ginger beer

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Windows 98 posted:

Soda is loving disgusting. If you drink anything other than water or alcoholic beverages you're disgusting. Except maybe juices. Like Cran Grape is good.

caramel macchiato?

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
I had a few dark and stormys on Friday. Good drink IMO

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Aesop Poprock posted:

goons being weird about a food or drink, im shocked

Big soda shill spotted

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
The occasional (key word) Sprite/Sierra mist isn't going to kill me any faster than my high stress levels and lack of wealth

Rynex
Sep 26, 2007

op what kind of beer

you mean like budweiser?

are you loving kidding me

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Rynex posted:

op what kind of beer

you mean like budweiser?

are you loving kidding me

If you want to replace one overly sweet drink with another, I guess?? Syke, don't drink that either idiot bitch

Rynex
Sep 26, 2007

echronorian posted:

If you want to replace one overly sweet drink with another, I guess?? Syke, don't drink that either idiot bitch

what kind of beer?

answer the question

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
actually adults continue to drink soda, OP, they just drink diet versions

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Rynex posted:

what kind of beer?

answer the question

Anything by Pfriem or Double Mountain is money right now

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
I drink diet coke a lot and I am an adult.

My teeth are fine and I'm not fat.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Which movie has that scene where Rene Russo orders a coke and the fat waitress says, "Diet?" and Rene's like "Nah, regular."

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SniperFox
Mar 19, 2015

echronorian posted:

1. mental retardation
2. ??

Drink a beer or water like an adult and spare your loving teeth you dweebs

pH of beer is only slight less (maybe half a point) acidic than cola, retard.

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