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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Let's get to the bottom of the dick stuff once and for all.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Good.

But only if it's female circumcision.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Your mom

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004
its subhuman

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

She is dead sorry to bring the bad news

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I am sorry for your loss

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

circus cis man is p.g ood

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My condolences

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



It's good unless you like the taste of dick cheese

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I will send flowers

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Lopping off the ol' dickskin means you won't get foreskin cancer. Which is why I also opted to remove my son's nose and ears.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'll help you find a funeral home

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
mine is circumcised and it pretty big and awesome. My girlfriend likes it.

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011
I feel bad for you gross fucks with your loving anteater looking dicks. Circumcised peens are majestic

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Good.

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Actually my boys are not circumcised because I am not a religious fundamentalist wacko

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

On your deathbed your mom said "Sorry I slashed your dongle and made it look retarded and less pleasurable to women" then she croaked
If only you could forgive her

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i got to the bottom of a dick last night

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Bad

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

She looked beautiful in her last moments

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
My penis is circumcised and it's fly as a motherfucker so I'm gonna say good.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Your whole family was there when she died except for you

Synthetic Hermit
Apr 4, 2012

mega survoltage!!!
Grimey Drawer
ED's already taken care of it:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Circumcision

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

I'm glad I'm circumcised because my dick is bent like gonzo's nose and if it weren't cut it would look wayyyy too similar.

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
nobody wants to touch a lumpia looking ding dong

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
uncircumcised dicks are more fun to suck.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Tired Moritz posted:

uncircumcised dicks are more fun to suck.

yea, circumcised dicks cant really feel anything so its not sensitive

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp



Son of cash crab
Jul 22, 2015

my circumcision didn't take

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Universe Master posted:

Good.

But only if it's female circumcision.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i hear if you're circumcised you don't have to shower like ever

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i wish my dick was bigger how can i make it bigger, internert searches dont show anything relevant

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Circumcised: good.
Uncircumcised: good.
Getting into arguments about dicks and getting defensive about your penile identity: bad.

Gym Leader Barack
Oct 31, 2005

Grimey Drawer

lonesomedwarf posted:

i wish my dick was bigger how can i make it bigger, internert searches dont show anything relevant

get all the spare foreskins from the circumsised bros and stitch them onto the end of yours

it'll be just like an inflatable arm waving man with a half-busted compressor

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I believe that I would have elected to get circumcised as an adult voluntarily, but the fact that my parents had someone cut off part of my body as a baby because of some total bullshit really upsets me.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

RandomCheese posted:

get all the spare foreskins from the circumsised bros and stitch them onto the end of yours

it'll be just like an inflatable arm waving man with a half-busted compressor

nice, id like to do this, but im concerned aover who i would have to fight off the pile of foreskines to get access, maybe those people who make that skin cream and i dont know, pedophines, who else would be interested in foreskins, im not sure

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lonesomedwarf posted:

nice, id like to do this, but im concerned aover who i would have to fight off the pile of foreskines to get access, maybe those people who make that skin cream and i dont know, pedophines, who else would be interested in foreskins, im not sure

metzitzah b'peh

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lonesomedwarf posted:

metzitzah b'peh

:captainpop: dont be racist...

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



i honestly think you might as well chop off the entire penis

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Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
I don't think it makes a big difference either way but most women prefer a circumcised penis so you might as well get cut because otherwise it's nag, nag nag. :rolleyes:

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